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Would you have sex with a midget?

La Femme

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Special K said:
For sure!!!

Darling, in the past, I have noticed with had similar tastes (music, pubs, women, sex :D ) but this is one case where we definitely disagree. :p
 

Possum Trot

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The lady in the jeans looks nice.

Wow that just isn't on my radar of must do's before I die but never say never. I think I might have to even do the strap-on before I tackle that one.

There was a fairly well known HDH a year or two back who had an unnatural fear of midgets. I kept threatening to arrange a surprise duo for her. She was bi and one night I actually had arranged a surprise for her with one of Montreal's best women. I told her I'd finally found a midget sp who would be arriving shortly. You should have seen her face turn white in about 3 seconds. I can be such an ass sometimes :D
 

La Femme

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Special K said:
...besides that, being a midget she might think I have a really big ____. :p

*sigh* ... It always comes down to this with you guys! :rolleyes:

:p

I know another trick to make a woman think you have a big... tool! I'll whisper it in your ear when we finally meet. ;)
 

Doc Holliday

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Possum Trot said:
There was a fairly well known HDH a year or two back who had an unnatural fear of midgets. I kept threatening to arrange a surprise duo for her. She was bi and one night I actually had arranged a surprise for her with one of Montreal's best women. I told her I'd finally found a midget sp who would be arriving shortly. You should have seen her face turn white in about 3 seconds. I can be such an ass sometimes :D

There was also a fairly well known hdh a few years back who once told me that one of her regulars a few years earlier had been a midget & even though she was apprenhensive about how to 'proceed' when initially meeting him, he eventually became one of her favorite clients.
 

JustBob

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thebitchelor said:
I already had a midget client once...(im 5"10 1/2..:rolleyes: )..not for me...but i was surprise that he got a 6-7 inches penis:eek:

Did you call him tripod? :D
 
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Threads like these bring out the best in human nature. :rolleyes:
Yep! Kinda ranks right up there with "dwarf tossing.":D Do they still do that in some places:confused:
 

Rodster

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Ummm, just have to say, some of these posts really sound discriminatory against someone just because of their hight. What does how tall someone is have to do with how and who they are as a person? I'm sure some will say "it's all in fun" but, do we have any posts about skin colour " just in fun"?

Just something to think about.
 

Possum Trot

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Doc Holliday said:
Upon further reflection, i did have sex with a midget on several occasions. Sure, she was midget...but one hot midget! :D

This is something that you forgot ? :p
 

Doc Holliday

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Possum Trot said:
This is something that you forgot ? :p

Like i said in other threads, i have a bad memory & it's getting worse with age. Too many concussions in my brief hockey career, i've finally been told.

Does someone who's 4'10" qualify as a midget?
 
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