Some time ago some Little Billy jokes were posted (here, somewhere else ?!?). Anyway here are some more:
LITTLE BILLY ON MATH
Little Billy returns from school and says he got an F in arithmetic. His father asks, "Why?" "The teacher asked 'How much is 2x3', I said '6'," replies Little Billy "But that's right!" says his dad. "Yeah, but then she asked me 'How much is 3x2?'" "What's the fucking difference?" asked the father. "That's what I said!"
LITTLE BILLY ON ENGLISH
Little Billy goes to school, and the teacher says, "Today we are going to learn multi-syllable words, class. Does anyone have an example of a multi-syllable word?" Little Billy says "Masturbate." Miss Rogers smiles and says, "Wow, Little Billy, that's a mouthful." Little Billy says, "No, Miss Rogers, you're thinking of a blowjob."
LITTLE BILLY ON GRAMMAR
Little Billy was sitting in class one day. All of a sudden, he needed to go to the bathroom. He yelled out, "Miss Jones, I need to take a piss!!" The teacher replied, "Now, Little Billy, that is NOT the proper word to use in this situation. The correct word you want to use is 'urinate'. Please use the word 'urinate' in a sentence correctly, and I will allow you to go." Little Billy thinks for a bit, and then says, "You're an eight, but if you had
bigger tits, you'd be a TEN!"