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    The dog ate my homework

    The dog ate my homework is the classic (humorous) euphemism for suspiciously fake excuse for not delivering.


    Why the indy`s cell phone did not answer or capture messages or return messages excuses are proliferating.
    Nieces and nephews hid it.
    Dropped in the sink.
    Broken view screen.

    Why the indy stood up the john.
    See cell phone.
    Soar throat
    Friend-boyfriend-pimp situation

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    Somebody is in a bad mood tonight...

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    Don't forget the proverbial car accident excuse.

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    Quote Originally Posted by metoo4
    Somebody is in a bad mood tonight...
    bingo bingo bingo

    I`m waiting for her story.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jippprock
    Don't forget the proverbial car accident excuse.
    Seen that one. But in my case it was a way to garner sympathy and cash. Did not work.

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    Every SP, upon being certified as such, is given 257 grandmothers, so that one can always be sick or just have died as required.

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    So I got my story. It involves three layers. One why she stood me up. Two why her cell phone was not working. Three why a land line was not practical.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mike Mercury
    So I got my story. It involves three layers. One why she stood me up. Two why her cell phone was not working. Three why a land line was not practical.
    And her name is?
    You are cordially invited to toss my salad. There's an app for that!

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    Not pertinent. That`s one screwed up cell phone.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mike Mercury
    Not pertinent. That`s one screwed up cell phone.
    Of course the name is pertinent. Otherwise, this is a vague story about any one of hundreds of escorts, and casts aspersion on them all. If you have something to say, I encourage you to say it.
    You are cordially invited to toss my salad. There's an app for that!

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    I don't think so. I seriously don't believe that I have sullied the reputation of the millions of SPs in the world. This wasn't a review thread it was a what were the excuses thread. And the excuses I've stated I've heard from a half dozen SPs.

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    So you can delete this whole useless thread now then?
    Jules Winnfield (Samuel L. Jackson in Pulp Fiction) English, motherfu*ker, do you speak it?

    Typical Yankee fan in the Merb Sports Section!! Bwwaahh.

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