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    Would like to be a driver...

    how does one go about it?
    Last edited by Mr.Jean.Chretien; 05-18-2009 at 06:50 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr.Jean.Chretien
    for an upscale agency as I have an upscale car for use a couple of days a week - how does one go about it?
    1. Get ready for the overwhelming smell of cheap perfume, cigarettes, and weed.
    2. Get a prescription for paxil or valium
    3. Get a GPS
    4. Get to know the location of every hotel, all-night coffee shop, gas station and dep. that sell phone cards.

    Honestly, the trick doesn't care about the car, the girl, maybe a little, and the agency isn't paying more or less for a nice car over a beater.
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    I would like to be the Towel boy

    Job description: Rub down each lady all over with olive oil and coconut scented body lotion after a hot steamy shower and then give full body massage all over their gorgeous nubian bodies before buffing them silly...um..with a towel.
    Making hot sweet love to all your beautiful women

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    lol - i lke that

    I've also got a trunk to stock cigarettes, beer, pillows, handcuffs, weed, lube, condoms, thongs, sex toys etc...

    But seriously, if there are HDL's/independants looking for a chauffeur/driver - perhaps I could assist. Just looking to make some extra cash on the side...

    also - can work days
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    Quote Originally Posted by YouVantOption
    1. Get ready for the overwhelming smell of cheap perfume, cigarettes, and weed.
    Something I wondered about, and this would apply more for an agency driver of course. Can you insist on no smoking in your car, or is a case of STFU and drive bitch, I need a smoke.

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    Wasn`t there a similar thread a few month ago?

    https://merb.cc/vbulletin/showthread...ghlight=driver

    Found it in less than 2 minutes!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr.Jean.Chretien
    for an upscale agency as I have an upscale car for use a couple of days a week - how does one go about it?

    Im curious what your upscale car is

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    just means it's not a compact, beaten down, or rusted.

    and for cold days the seats are heated.

    my regular schedule varies, so I have time to drive during the week
    Last edited by Mr.Jean.Chretien; 05-18-2009 at 06:50 PM.

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    whats the motivation behind this Mr. jean? to make money or get a freebie now and then? just curious...... i bet its a combination of both

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr.Jean.Chretien

    Just looking to make some extra cash on the side...
    does that help?

    aside from that...well I'll leave the speculation of other motivations to others, but really, don't worry over it...

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    yea yea, but being "in" the hobby, you gotta want more than just some extra cash, i am not condeming you in any way btw, if you get some freebies, well more power to you my man ......
    Quote Originally Posted by Mr.Jean.Chretien
    does that help?

    aside from that...well I'll leave the speculation of other motivations to others, but really, don't worry over it...

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    Quote Originally Posted by lgna69xxx
    whats the motivation behind this Mr. jean? to make money or get a freebie now and then? just curious...... i bet its a combination of both

    I'd love to be a driver, but alas don't live in a town with a decent escort industry. I'd be tempted to move to Ottawa, Montreal or Toronto if I had a sure thing lined up.

    For me, I like to drive, and sit on my fat ass. Also I am a chronic reader and enjoy a bit of the old CBC and NPR occasionally if they have something decent on, so downtime, not a problem. That and my financial needs are modest. As for freebees, being a fugly chud, I doubt it. Also I can scrape enough charm to be nice and friendly, but not enough to overcome the fugly chudness.

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    ok - you got me

    let's just say i wouldn't refuse a freebie should it be offered...unless of course it's against the "code" of driving.

    Yes, my tool below the equator is always huge motivator, but in this case it's not the primary one.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr.Jean.Chretien
    just means it's not a compact, beaten down, or rusted.

    rather it is german, full size, new, and fully equipped.

    and for cold days the seats are heated.

    my regular schedule varies, so I have time to drive during the week

    I bet Mr. Jean Chretien drive a sweet new shiny Maybach.

    I did not know that "Serving" the people of Canada for over 10 years as Prime Minister makes you that rich.

    Thank God for Stephen Harper.

    ps.: Houray on my 100 th post. What a milestone!. Probably one of my finest zinger.
    Last edited by centaurus; 05-16-2009 at 01:00 PM.

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