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    The How Do You Say "insert phrase" In French To Better Communicate With My SP Thread

    I consider my french very basic, I can have basic conversation with a french SP with no problems at all. But when it comes to expressing myself in the heat of action I often find a communication barrier or miscommunication. Unfortunately while in school they never taught me any of the bad and nasty words needed to communicate with an SP while in bed with her. So I decided to come up with this thread to help people learn basic words or phrases to better communicate with their next french SP.

    Hopefully some of our french MERBites can help us out here for the better of all hobbyist when in Montreal.


    Here's what I learned while with SP's:

    Base (pronounced bay-say) means fuck

    - On Base (means let's fuck)
    - Base Plus Fort (means fuck harder)
    - Base Lentment (means fuck slowly)


    Quatre Pate (pronounced kat-pat) means doggy

    -Sur Quatre Pate (means doggy style)
    "Just When I Thought I Was Out.....They Pull Me Back In!!!"

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    Here's one I always wanted to know.

    How do you say "I'm about to cum in french"
    "Just When I Thought I Was Out.....They Pull Me Back In!!!"

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    "The How Do You Say "insert phrase" In French To Better Communicate With My SP Thread"
    I like the title... specially the part "insert"

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    Quote Originally Posted by My_dingaling
    FYI : Baiser (to fuck) is actually pronounced bay-zay.
    "I'm about to cum in French" (I've no clue why you'd say that or what that is, however...)is "Je vais venir en français". I just tried whispering it and as weird as that phrase is, it sound better in French if you yell it as loudly as possible.
    On Baise though is in the 3rd person so it's on BAY-ZE (short ZUH not ZEE).

    For the cumming part try "Sainte Marie!" or "Vive le Quebec Libre!".
    J Edgar Whoever

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    Ooooh! I think that we have here a genuine case of conceptual incommensurability between two languages, two different Weltanschauungen so to say.

    The real question is not how to translate an experience from one language to another but: can Anglophones really cum? (Please, stay calm, this is only a joke. I love you all!)

    The real translation: «Je vais venir!»
    Last edited by protagoras; 06-27-2009 at 09:18 PM.
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    Quote Originally Posted by TheDon

    How do you say "I'm about to cum"
    As others have told you, you can say: "Je vais venir".

    But you can also say: "Je vais jouir".
    "We don't see things as they are, we see them as we are." - Anaïs Nin

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ariane Valmont
    As others have told you, you can say: "Je vais venir".

    But you can also say: "Je vais jouir".
    You' re reading my mind...

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    Quote Originally Posted by HornyForEver
    You' re reading my mind...
    It's sexier, isn't it?
    "We don't see things as they are, we see them as we are." - Anaïs Nin

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    This thread reminds me of this video of Ben Affleck with a hot Montreal reporter:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NMq6xDHBKwQ

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    Quote Originally Posted by TheDon
    Here's one I always wanted to know.

    How do you say "I'm about to cum in french"

    Sacree Bleue ! je me juis .
    Liberals have destroyed both the US and Canada.

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    Oh God ! here we go again !

    Simple : 'Shut the f*ck up' don't say anything....enjoy !'
    You're paying for it !

    I mean if you have to say it, it's because it probably doesn't show enough !

    Now if you really have to say it in Quebecois its :

    'Shit jva vnir calisse !!!'
    Ah Tabarnak ! Means 'Times up' !

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    Or...'arrette de faire a semblant tu m'enarve !'
    Ah Cal*ssse ! merde j'ai toute perdu ma concentration !
    J'etais pour venir st*... as tu finit de rire ????
    Enwaye a quat' pattes la belle, j'ai pas finit !
    F*ck j'ai dla deche partout asteure !!!!
    Ah c*boire ! va m'chercher une serviette....
    (1 minute after) $@#% AYOYE !!! tu vas m'ebouillanter...tes malade ???!!
    a shrinké dla moitié asteure ! Arrette de rire.... spa drole !
    Chré pu jamais capable de vnir asteure....
    Est tu folle ???

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