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    Talking about *dirty* language

    If French is the language of love , why is it that most every girl (including unilingual French ones), screams English phrases during pre- orgasm.
    Its almost always... "oh my god", "oh fuck", "oh shit", "I`m cumming!!", "oh yes" "oh yaah", "harder" "don`t stop". There is never a "oui, oui, oui" or a "tu m`exite"
    Once I heard a girl scream "mother" in Arabic.
    Why is it that the closest thing to bilingual is "Ahhhhyeeee"
    Maybe its because that`s all they hear from us guys
    Last edited by cloudsurf; 06-30-2009 at 12:05 AM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by thebitchelor
    Do you speak french when you are having sex with a women? Cuz me, i scream in english only when the man is english
    Even if we talk dirty in French during forplay, the screams will be in English.
    So let`s hear what you scream in French

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    Hum...
    Maybe we can attribute it to the influence of porno movies.

    In other countries girls make different sounds like «oiiiiie, oiiiiie gostoso» or «oye oye papy».

    If in Germany a girl shouts to you schmutzig Arsloch you're in deep trouble man!
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    What I scream in French:
    (and I do scream in French from time to time: too many French boyfriends and lovers over the years!)

    Leche-moi/mange-moi!

    Remplie-ma chatte aven ton queue!

    J'aime ca quand tes gosses me frappe!

    Plus fort!

    Plus vite!

    Baise-moi!

    oui, OUI, OUI,
    OUI, OUI, OUI!!!!!!!!

    These are just some examples, I am sure there is more

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    They will forget what you said,
    they will forget what you did,
    but they will never forget the way you made them feel.

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    What is very annoying is when I'm sleeping with a girl which is mute. When she's ready to come she makes those silly signs with her hand in my back. This is also the reason why I always rent a room with mirrors on the ceiling: in that way I can read her sign-language even if it's done in my back.
    ἄνθρωπος μέτρον
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    Sexo sin pecado es como huevo sin sal (Le sexe sans péché est comme un œuf sans sel/Sex without sin is like an egg without salt) [Carlos Fuentes]

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    I agree with you protagoras ... porn movies have a big influence on our sexuality.

    But, even ... sometimes I let the french girl coming out of me with a : Ho mon dieu! oui oui oui oui! encore! Ça y est! oui! oui! ouiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!

    Ok, I will surely finish with a : oh my god que c'était bon!

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    Quote Originally Posted by cloudsurf
    If French is the language of love , why is it that most every girl (including unilingual French ones), screams English phrases during pre- orgasm.
    Its almost always... "oh my god", "oh fuck", "oh shit", "I`m cumming!!", "oh yes" "oh yaah", "harder" "don`t stop". There is never a "oui, oui, oui" or a "tu m`exite"
    Once I heard a girl scream "mother" in Arabic.
    Why is it that the closest thing to bilingual is "Ahhhhyeeee"
    Maybe its because that`s all they hear from us guys
    Hello Cloudsurf,

    I don't know what you're talking about. Yeah, they start in English. But if you are doing it well they lapse into their mother tongue. Can't tell you how many times I've heard: "ah oui...ah oui...ne s'arretent pas...AHHHHHH OUI, MON DIEU!!!

    Quote Originally Posted by thebitchelor
    Do you speak french when you are having sex with a women? Cuz me, i scream in english only when the man is english
    Now that's very disappointing. I'm dying to hear someone scream: "Du bist die besten, Conan. Ich bin Ihr Sklave".

    Küsse,

    Merlot
    Last edited by Merlot; 06-30-2009 at 11:25 PM.

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    Although most of my escorts have been Francophones only rarely have they lapsed into French. Memorably MSC's Jenny almost beside herself with the pleasure of being stimulated with K-Y Warming Gelee managed to bleat out “Nous sommes cochons!” -- never thought that word would so sound good!!!

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    Last edited by Touch; 06-30-2009 at 10:09 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Merlot
    I don't know what you're talking about. Yeah, they start in English. But if you are doing it well they lapse into their mother tongue. Can't tell you how many times I've heard: "ah oui...ah oui...ne s'arretent pas...AHHHHHH OUI, MON DIEU!!!
    Yup, you usually know you're more than likely doing OK when they lapse into French(especially if they're muttering it to themselves). Otherwise, they may be doing it for the audience.

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    I don't know what the heck all you people are complaining about. I remember making love to a french/dutch girl for the first time and I was really trying hard to please her. Al of a sudden she starts laughing/giggling. Really hurt my feelings. I was about to stop and leave in a huff when I realized I'd get that same giggle when ever I sucked gently on her clit. It was just her wierd "cumming" sound. Took me a hell of a long time to get used to it and I much would have preferred screaming regardless of which language.
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    Quote Originally Posted by protagoras
    ...
    If in Germany a girl shouts to you schmutzig Arsloch you're in deep trouble man!
    Ok, just did a Babelfish translation...
    dirtily acre hole

    I'd say not quite but I get the picture!

    Quote Originally Posted by Merlot
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    Du bist die besten, Conan. Ich bin Ihr Sklave
    ...
    You are the best, Conan. I am your slave
    I'm no barbarian! I didn't think you were either!

    TTP, I met an Asian lady like that! She was giggling like crasy, couldn't stop, couldn't talk either! All I knew, she was holding my head on her pussy and didn't want me to stop! After she let me go, I noticed a big wet spot on the couch that was way bigger than what my saliva could have created and it wasn't pee either. Then I looked at her face and her eyes were all watery from the giggling and laughing. She said that's the way when she cum!

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    Quote Originally Posted by metoo4
    Ok, just did a Babelfish translation...
    dirtily acre hole

    I'd say not quite but I get the picture!



    Oops. Sorry wrong spelling...the correct one is ARSCHLOCH
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    Quote Originally Posted by Merlot
    I if you are doing it well they lapse into their mother tongue. Merlot
    Actually if you are doing it well there will be no talking at all, just screams growls and assorted animal like noises.
    "Ohhhh Merlot ...mon dieu c`etait magnifique" comes after the big O

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    Quote Originally Posted by thebitchelor
    But if a german girl is screaming "fick mich stärker, Archloch", you are better to obey
    Ummmm B,

    My translator says "fick mich stärker, Archloch"...fuck me more...or harder...asshole. Actually I know I'm in big trouble when she says: "Sie haben vergessen, die Schlagsahne erneut. Sie dumm trottel!!!

    Quote Originally Posted by metoo4
    You are the best, Conan. I am your slave
    I'm no barbarian! I didn't think you were either!
    I'm always a great gentleman...until it's time to be a barbarian.

    Quote Originally Posted by cloudsurf
    Actually if you are doing it well there will be no talking at all, just screams growls and assorted animal like noises.
    "Ohhhh Merlot ...mon dieu c`etait magnifique" comes after the big O
    Well, I get the excited dirty talk, en Francais, during the main course. But the moans, screams, and panting with "assorted animal noises" happen often in the appetizer (daty)...with a: "mon dieu c'etait incroyable", finish. Vous êtes tres les bienvenus mes chers.

    Li, Korean of the former Celine's turned me on to dirty talk with escorts. What a hot girl with a hotter dirty mouth. Damn. I haven't had good Asian cooking in years. But Michelle of Montreal Sex City is a dirty talking wonder.

    Happy licks,

    Merlot
    Last edited by Merlot; 07-01-2009 at 06:45 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by thebitchelor
    Actually, it is "Archloch" but babelfish wont translate it...try it with the website i gave you

    (i just realised they translate it in english to german, but not german to english..strange..)

    But what is fun with english and german its they look like the same

    Fick mich = Fuck me

    But if a german girl is screaming "fick mich stärker, Archloch", you are better to obey

    Considering the difficulty I have of getting into that word (Archloch), I'm more than convinced that I'm 100% heterosexual (even if there were no doubts about that!)
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