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    Free feels

    I had a very healthy set of breasts brush my back the other night in a crowded place. She was the one moving trying to sqeeze by me. For some reason I said "sorry". I wonder if woman think we are really sorry when that happens? A few years ago I was fast dancing with my cousin at a wedding when her hand and my dick collided and not a word was spoken which I think is better. So, which is the best way to handle an innocent collision with private parts?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Turbodick View Post
    I had a very healthy set of breasts brush my back the other night in a crowded place. She was the one moving trying to sqeeze by me. For some reason I said "sorry". I wonder if woman think we are really sorry when that happens? A few years ago I was fast dancing with my cousin at a wedding when her hand and my dick collided and not a word was spoken which I think is better. So, which is the best way to handle an innocent collision with private parts?
    Well Turbodick,

    Where did this happen? In some parts of Alabama, Mississippi, and Arkansas you'd be legally married. Mazeltoff.

    Once when somehow accidentally passing between some tables at the same time I bumped front to front into a much younger woman ...who ran her fingers up and down my chest for a moment. She didn't apologize.

    ummm,

    Merlot
    Last edited by Merlot; 08-03-2009 at 09:05 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Turbodick View Post
    So, which is the best way to handle an innocent collision with private parts?
    It's happened recently in my office and on those occasions when it is in the office you ALWAYS say you are sorry, no matter what she looks like or whether you enjoyed it. These collisions in my office always seem to happen around the copy machine.

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    Recently happened to me at work as well

    Had a nice ass come into my groin, I was behind the door that she was trying to open

    with her ass and surprise! She excused herself but I told her it was quite alright and we

    had a laugh about it.

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    Smile It happened again

    It happened again this weekend, although not technically a free feel. Checking out a secluded camping spot we surprised a young blonde lady (turned out to be from Holland) who was either topless or nude sunbathing. I have to admit my eyes zeroed in on the nice conical tanned breasts so I am not sure I noticed a bikini bottom. I instinctively said "sorry" but again didn't feel that sorry about it. Needless to say we camped nearby. I thought later, the small act of apologizing made it less awkward to see her the times we crossed paths later. I'm going to miss summer.

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