"Women need a reason to have sex, men just need a place"
" I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy."
" Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand."
" Ah yes, divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet."
" According to a new survey, women feel more comfortable undressing in front of men than they do in front of other women. They say women are too judgmental, where of course men are just grateful."
" Women may be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake whole relationships."
"The problem is God gave man a brain & a penis but only enough blood to operate one at a time."