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    Lightbulb Great quotes from famous people....

    "Women need a reason to have sex, men just need a place"
    Billy Crystal
    " I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy."
    Tom Clancy
    " Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand."
    Woody allen
    " Ah yes, divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet."
    Robin Williams
    " According to a new survey, women feel more comfortable undressing in front of men than they do in front of other women. They say women are too judgmental, where of course men are just grateful."
    Robert DeNiro
    " Women may be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake whole relationships."
    Sharon Stone
    "The problem is God gave man a brain & a penis but only enough blood to operate one at a time."
    Robin Williams

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    Not-so-great quotes from a not-so-famous person....

    "Say what? Why are you taking a shower when we didn't even have sex?"-------Doc Holliday

    "You're taking your shower now? There's still over a half hour left!"-------Doc Holliday

    "Earlier, i noticed a smear of blood on your ass. Are you on your period?"------Doc Holliday

    "What do you mean you forgot to bring condoms?"-------Doc Holliday

    "I'd sure love to keep on talking, but don't you think it's time to take our clothes off?"-------Doc Holliday

    "Even though you're french, you refuse to speak french when working as an escort? WTF?"------Doc Holliday

    "MERB? What's that? I have no idea what you're talking about."-------Doc Holliday

    "MERB? Oh yeah, i've heard about it. I've read some of the stuff, but have never posted there yet."------Doc Holliday

    "If i see escorts often? No. Very rarely. Maybe once or twice a year. I started doing this two years ago or so when i became single."-------Doc Holliday

    "Greek? Nope, i've never tried it. I haven't met the right girl, i suppose. Do you like it? If you're game, count me in!"------Doc Holliday

    "Huh? You don't do blowjobs? WTF?"------Doc Holliday

    "You're married? Really? REALLY?? And your husband is okay with you doing this?"------Doc Holliday

    "Why i don't want to have sex anymore? Geez! You've been talking about your kid for what seems like an hour!"------Doc Holliday

    "You want me to use your vibrator? How about i use my dick instead?"------Doc Holliday

    "You just did a movie with two guys? Just before you got here? Is that supposed to turn me on or what?"-----Doc Holliday

    "Okay. You hate escorting. You hate the girls you work with. You hate your boss. You hate men. And you still want to have sex?"-------Doc Holliday
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    LMAO!

    I had the feeling that half those were from me. Go figure!

    Sadly Doc, you had to edit that last one...

    Thanks for the good laugh,

    McFly
    Holy shit! Let's see if you bastards can do ninety!

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    Quotes

    ``Yes I am PSE, at least this is what the agency writes on the web page. What does PSE means?`` --- An SP, not so long ago.

    ``Kissing is an extra. Daty is an extra. is an extra. Your fingers is an extra.`` --- Once upon a time, an SP at my appartment.

    `` I`ve said to your agency that I don`t want the driver at my door, then WTF are you doing here?`` --- Once upon a time, McFly at his appartment (part 1).

    ``If your not doing this and that as your agency told me you were, then I`ll have to let you go...`` The girl changed her mind and the driver was pissed. The look on his face was priceless. --- McFly at his appartement (part 2)


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    Holy shit! Let's see if you bastards can do ninety!

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    Quote Originally Posted by footman View Post
    "Women need a reason to have sex, men just need a place"
    Billy Crystal
    " I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy."
    Tom Clancy
    " Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand."
    Woody allen
    " Ah yes, divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet."
    Robin Williams
    " According to a new survey, women feel more comfortable undressing in front of men than they do in front of other women. They say women are too judgmental, where of course men are just grateful."
    Robert DeNiro
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    Great Quotes

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    The most romantic thing a woman ever said to me in bed was: Are you sure you're not a cop? -- Larry Brown

    There will be sex after death; we just won't be able to feel it. -- Lili Tomlin

    Grief can take care of itself, but to get the full value of joy, you must have somebody to divide it with. -- Mark Twain

    There is very little advise in men's magazine because men think: I know what I'm doing, just show me somebody naked! -- Jerry Seinfeld

    I saw a woman wearing a sweatshirt saying "Guess" on it. I said "Thyroid problem?" -- Arnold Schwarzenger

    Blondes have the hottest kisses. Redhead are fair-to-middling torrid, and brunettes arefridgidest of all. It's something to do with hormones, no doubt. -- Ronald Reagan
    Holy shit! Let's see if you bastards can do ninety!

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    I just came across a quote credited to Napoleon. i came across this quote while reading the book "Hero, the Life And Legend Of Lawarance of Arabia." The quote was used to describe how TE Lawrence was assigned to such an important post without formal military training. I thought I would share it due to the analogy used by Napoleaon that I find so true in our hobby.


    "In war, as in prostitution, the amateur is often better than the professional."

    I think I heard Merlot say "In prostitution, as in war, the amateur is often better than the professional."
    Last edited by hungry101; 12-23-2010 at 05:01 PM.

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    "Don't knock masturbation — it's sex with someone I love." --Woody Allen

    "You know "that look" women get when they want sex? Me neither." --Steve Martin

    "It's so long since I've had sex, I've forgotten who ties up whom." --Joan Rivers

    "Oh Lord give me chastity, but do not give it yet." --St Augustine

    "My love life is terrible. The last time I was inside a woman was when I visited the Statue of Liberty." --Woody Allen

    "A nymphomaniac is a women as obsessed with sex as the average man." --Mignon McLaughlin

    "The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money costs less." --Brendan Francis

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    Abe Lincoln

    "How long should a man's legs be?"

    His answer:
    Long enough to reach the ground.

    .............................But was he really refering to the length of a mans legs?

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    In praise of women

    Women are always beautiful.
    - Ville Valo

    The supply of good women far exceeds that of the men who deserve them.
    - Robert Graves

    If women didn't exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning.
    - Aristotle Onassis

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    Arnold Schwarzenegger: It's as satisfying to me as, uh, coming is, you know? As, ah, having sex with a woman and coming. And so can you believe how much I am in heaven? I am like, uh, getting the feeling of coming in a gym, I'm getting the feeling of coming at home, I'm getting the feeling of coming backstage when I pump up, when I pose in front of 5,000 people, I get the same feeling, so I am coming day and night. I mean, it's terrific. Right? So you know, I am in heaven.
    john from http://www.johnslist.ca free classifieds 18+

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    "When women go wrong, men go right after them." --Mae West

    "It's not the men in my life that counts--it's the life in my men." --Mae West

    "Women with "pasts" interest men because men hope that history will repeat itself." --Mae West

    "I'll try anything once, twice if I like it, three times to make sure." --Mae West

    "The curve is more powerful than the sword." --Mae West

    "I've been in more laps than a napkin." --Mae West

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    "A foolish consistency is the Hobgoblin of little minds." Ralph Waldo Emerson

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    ' may you let your inner dragon.. Suck on the blood of chickens, until the egg is left without yolk'

    Ricky bonds
    "Scars remind us where we've been. They don't have to dictate where we're going"

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    Quote Originally Posted by ricky bonds View Post
    ' may you let your inner dragon.. Suck on the blood of chickens, until the egg is left without yolk'
    ricky bonds
    lollllllllllllllllllllll

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