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    Turn offs

    Me and some buddys were sitting around, doing things and what not. The topic led to turn offs.

    So, we spoke of this,

    Turns out what turns off, disgusts us, is woman that leave telltale signs of toilet paper in regions that are suppposed to clean and free of any debris. Totally want to move on.

    Bad odour, from anywhere on them, especialy the ol' snack shop.

    gotta admit, have seen some pretty ugly snatch at times too.

    This is just to speak out, you know, when your buzzing or what not.

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    sagging body parts.

    loose skin.

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    Fake moans.
    I want to know how I'm doing ladies. Moans from a girl that is totally dry, nipples not reacting, no skin temperature change, it can only be faked.
    I know I'm not a super porn star, that is where I'm aiming. If I'm not doing it good, don't fake it. Guide me to your buttons. This is the way to learn and get perfect.

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    Turns out what turns off, disgusts us, is woman that leave telltale signs of toilet paper in regions that are suppposed to clean and free of any debris.
    Oh, come on! At least they wipe! Blame the TP, not the SP!

    Top Turn-offs:

    01.) Obesity
    02.) Ugliness
    03.) Hair on any of the wrong places
    04.) HUGE boobs (especially fake HUGE boobs)
    05.) Over-tanned / dark complexion
    06.) Tattoos (especially sleeves, tasteless designs, or multiple pieces)
    07.) Unpleasant Odor
    08.) Shyness / passivity
    09.) Bad attitude
    10.) Lack of intelligence
    11.) Addiction
    12.) Shallow V / loose V
    13.) Overly short hair

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    Hello all,

    Quote Originally Posted by metoo4 View Post
    Fake moans.
    I want to know how I'm doing ladies. Moans from a girl that is totally dry, nipples not reacting, no skin temperature change, it can only be faked.
    I know I'm not a super porn star, that is where I'm aiming. If I'm not doing it good, don't fake it. Guide me to your buttons. This is the way to learn and get perfect.
    YUP!!!!!!!!!! I have to say having to endure the acting, often very obvious acting when it happens, REALLY SUCKS! I don't get much of this during sex, but there is this fake personality act where the escort talks like she's in a cheap porn movie that's so irritating. Hello Baby. So good to be here Baby. Yes, Baby. Sure Baby. Okay Baby. Baby Baby Baby Baby Baby Baby Baby Baby Baby Baby Baby Baby...enough already. You don't have to open up your soul to a stranger like me, but just try to be a little more genuine..."BABY"...ish.

    Quote Originally Posted by Aeolus View Post
    Oh, come on! At least they wipe! Blame the TP, not the SP!

    Top Turn-offs:

    01.) Obesity
    02.) Ugliness
    03.) Hair on any of the wrong places
    04.) HUGE boobs (especially fake HUGE boobs)
    05.) Over-tanned / dark complexion
    06.) Tattoos (especially sleeves, tasteless designs, or multiple pieces)
    07.) Unpleasant Odor
    08.) Shyness / passivity
    09.) Bad attitude
    10.) Lack of intelligence
    11.) Addiction
    12.) Shallow V / loose V
    13.) Overly short hair
    I don't run into obesity, ugliness, hair in the wrong places in my escort experiences; and I like some tattoos, well done enhanced boobs, a little shyness, small breasts, and very short hair can be stunning. But ATTITUDE...damn. LOSE IT!!! Nothing turns me off more than the big "TUDE"...especially if someone talks ghetto like I'm inside some bad rap video. Hey, she doesn't have to change who she is for me, but if she can't lose the tude I've got her $20 and have a nice day money waiting.

    Cheers,

    Merlot
    Last edited by Merlot; 10-28-2010 at 09:24 PM.

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    bad hygiene in general... if your a client/sp, or bf/gf, husband/wife, or whatever, have some common sense and take a shower and smell good

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    Quote Originally Posted by Merlot View Post
    Hello all,
    YUP!!!!!!!!!! I have to say having to endure the acting, often very obvious acting when it happens, REALLY SUCKS! I don't get much of this during sex, but there is this fake personality act where the escort talks like she's in a cheap porn movie that's so irritating. Hello Baby. So good to be here Baby. Yes, Baby. Sure Baby. Okay Baby. Baby Baby Baby Baby Baby Baby Baby Baby Baby Baby Baby Baby...enough already. You don't have to open up your soul to a stranger like me, but just try to be a little more genuine..."BABY"...ish.
    IMHO faking (particularly exaggerated faking) insults my intelligence and my male ego. I am sure there are some guys (the its all about me man) who just don't care...but to those of us who believe the art of love making is not just a 1 team or spectator sport...turning on your partner is as much a turn on as having it happen to you.

    Quote Originally Posted by Merlot View Post
    I don't run into obesity, ugliness, hair in the wrong places in my escort experiences; and I like some tattoos, well done enhanced boobs, a little shyness, small breasts, and very short hair can be stunning. But ATTITUDE...damn. LOSE IT!!! Nothing turns me off more than the big "TUDE"...especially if someone talks ghetto like I'm inside some bad rap video. Hey, she doesn't have to change who she is for me, but if she can't lose the tude I've got her $20 and have a nice day money waiting.

    Cheers,

    Merlot
    Great point M about the ghetto speak...another thing that turns me off is a lady that cannot write. No caps, no punctuation, poor spelling and grammar...big turn off because it is a clear sign of either lack of intelligence or just being lazy. I prefer ladies with a bit of sophistication and intelligence to go with their hot looks and sexy being.

    Have fun,

    Jman
    Enjoy life my friends....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Aeolus View Post
    Oh, come on! At least they wipe! Blame the TP, not the SP!

    Top Turn-offs:

    01.) Obesity
    02.) Ugliness
    03.) Hair on any of the wrong places


    06.) Tattoos (especially sleeves, tasteless designs, or multiple pieces)
    07.) Unpleasant Odor
    08.) Shyness

    10.) Lack of intelligence
    11.) Addiction

    13.) Overly short hair
    Are you talking about merb members?

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    Bad breath.
    Bad teeth.
    Too much makeup.
    Overly greasy hair.
    Overly long fake nails.
    Ugly feet.
    Smelly ass hole.
    Warts, especially in bad places.
    "Just When I Thought I Was Out.....They Pull Me Back In!!!"

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    Are you talking about merb members?
    Good question, Octavian. I guess my list does describe a fair number of Merbites, doesn't it?

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    What turns me off when things are getting hot and exciting they decided to bring up the options list or ask for money upfront for the options that kills the mood

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    Quote Originally Posted by THEHITMAN View Post
    ...when things are getting hot and exciting they decided to bring up the options list or ask for money upfront for the options...
    Quote Originally Posted by 10-4Roger View Post
    - answering the phone or texting
    - clock watching
    Quote Originally Posted by johnmbot View Post
    sagging body parts. loose skin.
    i answered the ?'n with all girls in mind... heh heh...

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    my choice

    pretty simple for me, two things

    1) Not a gold digger
    2) An intellectual woman

    As for choice 1, I know this is like winning the lottery . . . oh well, at least when you play the lottery it will only costs you $2 a draw (eg.: 6/49), if you get a gold digger it will cost you a lot more than that.
    Last edited by hole in one; 10-29-2010 at 12:15 PM. Reason: grammar

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    Body dis figuration due to medical reasons like operation scars, body dis figuration due to tattoos, piercings, and yes, even branding.

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    Quote Originally Posted by hole in one View Post
    pretty simple for me, two things

    1) Not a gold digger
    2) An intellectual woman
    Maybe you're not seeing sps for the right reasons. Most people i know see sps in order to get laid, not to get married.

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