I`m recently back from a 4-day trip to Montreal, during which I saw 13 escorts. Reviews will follow, but rather than explain some things in each of the reviews I thought it might be more useful to make some general comments here and to specify some of the prejudices that will color my reviews. I was a bit tired when I got home on Sunday and had some work to catch up on, hence the delay in reviews. Feel free to offer constructive feedback on the reviews themselves.
The trip was for the specific purpose of seeing escorts, but at the time I left my office mid-day Wednesday I had only pre-booked 4 appointments. I do understand why it`s difficult for agencies to offer this, but I would dearly love to have had everything arranged before I arrived.
It can be very challenging to arrange multiple appointments per day with escorts given different schedules at different agencies as well as the need to allow sufficient time to recharge between appointments. Saturdays are particularly frustrating since, counterintuitively, that is a night with relatively few escorts working. Some agencies are closed.
My task was made vastly easier by my Coochie Concierge (R). My wife (once LOM here, but long since run off the board) is truly a Ho Whisperer - she`s able to look at photos on websites and see things that I`d never notice in a million years. When she notices runs in stockings or chipped nail polish she`ll say "She`s sloppy and careless and won`t take good care of you." Other times she`ll say that a girl seems particularly comfortable with her body, poses well, or looks flexible. "Get her. You`ll have fun." She can be brutal about thighs or tummies. She`s almost always right. Of course, she knows my preferences thoroughly, but it`s more than that. She`s got an almost-magical ability to set me up with escorts that I love spending time with.
The Coochie Concierge part is nearly as useful. While I shopped or ate or whatever (or in a couple of cases while I was enjoying an appointment), LOM would have a look at the websites to see who was available then text me her recommendations about whom I should schedule. Without this help I doubt I would have been able to schedule as many great girls as I did. LOM also has a woman`s practical perspective that I lack. In one of my emails to her last year I commented on how very talkative a girl was between rounds. Her response was "Sweetie, you pay those girls to work. Just tell her it`s time to go down on you again and that`ll solve several problems at once." She also wanted me to collect some data from the girls (Shave, wax, or laser? Where do they shop for stockings and bras?) Let me tell you, it typically freaks escorts completely out when I tell them my wife picked them for me then quiz them about stuff like that.
Some agencies are much easier to deal with than others, especially when it comes to pre-booking. Overall, I`ve tended to use the same group of agencies year after year based both on my general experience with their girls and on their customer service. I tried a couple of new ones this year and skipped a couple of old ones. All the ones I use are advertisers here.
LOM takes kinky glee in sending me off to Montreal to meet with escorts and in reading my emailed reports of my experiences. She has 2 rules: no kissing and no anal. Those are for her alone. Anything else that I`d like is fair game. Thus, I can`t comment on DFK, LFK, or indeed any sort of FK. When a girl specified that she doesn`t do anal or if she offered me her ass I`ll include that in my review. Otherwise, it`s not something I ever ask about.
I stayed this time at the le Cantlie Suites Hotel, primarily because of a great price on Expedia (under $90/night). The location was unbeatable for my purposes - near the Peel metro and Ste. Catherine as well as several of my favorite restaurants. The room had a tiny kitchenette in a closet (with a non-functioning fridge) and a microwave. The beds and linens were surprisingly nice for the price. I got 2 queen beds, since that lets me reserve one for sleeping and use one for recreation. There was a mirrored closet door that allowed a nice view of what was going on near the foot of the recreational bed. The room was nicely lit for my purposes, had a big chair near one bed that was a nice place to watch some stripping or other things, and was reasonably quiet.
My prejudices include:
- I speak several languages, but not French.
- I like natural tits. I hate fakes.
- I love slim, willowy girls. Ballerinas are my favorite body type.
- I love tits. Love `em. All sizes. I always seem to end up most enjoying the tiniest and the most massive as opposed to mid-range, though.
- The smaller the nipples and areolae, the better. The paler they are, the better as well.
- I`m not a fan of tattoos.
- I`m a huge fan of piercings, especially nipple piercings.
- I hate coming in condoms. I prefer faces, then mouths, then tits.
- Not a fan of doggy at all, so won`t usually be able to comment on how it was.
- I prefer my balls and butt left alone, so can`t comment on BLS or rimming.
- I enjoy DATY with my wife, but with escorts I`m a selfish hedonistic pig so rarely do this.
- My reviews are written primarily for my wife, then edited to remove stuff nobody else would be interested in. Sorry if they`re too graphic or whatever.
- My wife`s a freak who`s ready to do all sorts of things that most escorts won`t. As a result, I`m very picky about things such as blowjobs that might not be at all disappointing to the next guy.
Here are the reviews in the order of when I saw each girl:
Heidi of Eleganza https://merb.cc/vbulletin/showthread.php?62715-Heidi-eleganzaescort&p=505952&viewfull=1#post505952
Paris of Eleganza https://merb.cc/vbulletin/showthread.php?24444-Paris-of-Eleganza&p=505953&viewfull=1#post505953
Rachel of Devilish https://merb.cc/vbulletin/showthread.php?64152-Rachel-of-Devilish&p=505969&viewfull=1#post505969
Jazz of Eleganza https://merb.cc/vbulletin/showthread.php?55841-JAZZ-from-Eleganza&p=505960&viewfull=1#post505960
Lexi of Angels Escorts https://merb.cc/vbulletin/showthrea...orts....ITOFTT&p=505961&viewfull=1#post505961
Summer of Girls on Fire https://merb.cc/vbulletin/showthread.php?64151-Summer-(2010)-of-GOF&p=505962&viewfull=1#post505962
Leah of Eleganza https://merb.cc/vbulletin/showthread.php?28395-Leah-from-Eleganza&p=505958&viewfull=1#post505958
Mandy of Girls on Fire https://merb.cc/vbulletin/showthread.php?51634-Mandy-of-Girls-On-Fire&p=505963&viewfull=1#post505963
Nadia of XXXtase https://merb.cc/vbulletin/showthread.php?56767-Nadia-of-XXXtase&p=505965&viewfull=1#post505965
Elena of Devilish https://merb.cc/vbulletin/showthrea...t-DEVILISH-!!!&p=505966&viewfull=1#post505966
Caresse of Chloe`s/Candy Shop https://merb.cc/vbulletin/showthrea...-from-Devilish&p=505967&viewfull=1#post505967
Maritsa of Queens of Spades https://merb.cc/vbulletin/showthread.php?63203-Maritsa-QOS&p=505968&viewfull=1#post505968
The trip was for the specific purpose of seeing escorts, but at the time I left my office mid-day Wednesday I had only pre-booked 4 appointments. I do understand why it`s difficult for agencies to offer this, but I would dearly love to have had everything arranged before I arrived.
It can be very challenging to arrange multiple appointments per day with escorts given different schedules at different agencies as well as the need to allow sufficient time to recharge between appointments. Saturdays are particularly frustrating since, counterintuitively, that is a night with relatively few escorts working. Some agencies are closed.
My task was made vastly easier by my Coochie Concierge (R). My wife (once LOM here, but long since run off the board) is truly a Ho Whisperer - she`s able to look at photos on websites and see things that I`d never notice in a million years. When she notices runs in stockings or chipped nail polish she`ll say "She`s sloppy and careless and won`t take good care of you." Other times she`ll say that a girl seems particularly comfortable with her body, poses well, or looks flexible. "Get her. You`ll have fun." She can be brutal about thighs or tummies. She`s almost always right. Of course, she knows my preferences thoroughly, but it`s more than that. She`s got an almost-magical ability to set me up with escorts that I love spending time with.
The Coochie Concierge part is nearly as useful. While I shopped or ate or whatever (or in a couple of cases while I was enjoying an appointment), LOM would have a look at the websites to see who was available then text me her recommendations about whom I should schedule. Without this help I doubt I would have been able to schedule as many great girls as I did. LOM also has a woman`s practical perspective that I lack. In one of my emails to her last year I commented on how very talkative a girl was between rounds. Her response was "Sweetie, you pay those girls to work. Just tell her it`s time to go down on you again and that`ll solve several problems at once." She also wanted me to collect some data from the girls (Shave, wax, or laser? Where do they shop for stockings and bras?) Let me tell you, it typically freaks escorts completely out when I tell them my wife picked them for me then quiz them about stuff like that.
Some agencies are much easier to deal with than others, especially when it comes to pre-booking. Overall, I`ve tended to use the same group of agencies year after year based both on my general experience with their girls and on their customer service. I tried a couple of new ones this year and skipped a couple of old ones. All the ones I use are advertisers here.
LOM takes kinky glee in sending me off to Montreal to meet with escorts and in reading my emailed reports of my experiences. She has 2 rules: no kissing and no anal. Those are for her alone. Anything else that I`d like is fair game. Thus, I can`t comment on DFK, LFK, or indeed any sort of FK. When a girl specified that she doesn`t do anal or if she offered me her ass I`ll include that in my review. Otherwise, it`s not something I ever ask about.
I stayed this time at the le Cantlie Suites Hotel, primarily because of a great price on Expedia (under $90/night). The location was unbeatable for my purposes - near the Peel metro and Ste. Catherine as well as several of my favorite restaurants. The room had a tiny kitchenette in a closet (with a non-functioning fridge) and a microwave. The beds and linens were surprisingly nice for the price. I got 2 queen beds, since that lets me reserve one for sleeping and use one for recreation. There was a mirrored closet door that allowed a nice view of what was going on near the foot of the recreational bed. The room was nicely lit for my purposes, had a big chair near one bed that was a nice place to watch some stripping or other things, and was reasonably quiet.
My prejudices include:
- I speak several languages, but not French.
- I like natural tits. I hate fakes.
- I love slim, willowy girls. Ballerinas are my favorite body type.
- I love tits. Love `em. All sizes. I always seem to end up most enjoying the tiniest and the most massive as opposed to mid-range, though.
- The smaller the nipples and areolae, the better. The paler they are, the better as well.
- I`m not a fan of tattoos.
- I`m a huge fan of piercings, especially nipple piercings.
- I hate coming in condoms. I prefer faces, then mouths, then tits.
- Not a fan of doggy at all, so won`t usually be able to comment on how it was.
- I prefer my balls and butt left alone, so can`t comment on BLS or rimming.
- I enjoy DATY with my wife, but with escorts I`m a selfish hedonistic pig so rarely do this.
- My reviews are written primarily for my wife, then edited to remove stuff nobody else would be interested in. Sorry if they`re too graphic or whatever.
- My wife`s a freak who`s ready to do all sorts of things that most escorts won`t. As a result, I`m very picky about things such as blowjobs that might not be at all disappointing to the next guy.
Here are the reviews in the order of when I saw each girl:
Heidi of Eleganza https://merb.cc/vbulletin/showthread.php?62715-Heidi-eleganzaescort&p=505952&viewfull=1#post505952
Paris of Eleganza https://merb.cc/vbulletin/showthread.php?24444-Paris-of-Eleganza&p=505953&viewfull=1#post505953
Rachel of Devilish https://merb.cc/vbulletin/showthread.php?64152-Rachel-of-Devilish&p=505969&viewfull=1#post505969
Jazz of Eleganza https://merb.cc/vbulletin/showthread.php?55841-JAZZ-from-Eleganza&p=505960&viewfull=1#post505960
Lexi of Angels Escorts https://merb.cc/vbulletin/showthrea...orts....ITOFTT&p=505961&viewfull=1#post505961
Summer of Girls on Fire https://merb.cc/vbulletin/showthread.php?64151-Summer-(2010)-of-GOF&p=505962&viewfull=1#post505962
Leah of Eleganza https://merb.cc/vbulletin/showthread.php?28395-Leah-from-Eleganza&p=505958&viewfull=1#post505958
Mandy of Girls on Fire https://merb.cc/vbulletin/showthread.php?51634-Mandy-of-Girls-On-Fire&p=505963&viewfull=1#post505963
Nadia of XXXtase https://merb.cc/vbulletin/showthread.php?56767-Nadia-of-XXXtase&p=505965&viewfull=1#post505965
Elena of Devilish https://merb.cc/vbulletin/showthrea...t-DEVILISH-!!!&p=505966&viewfull=1#post505966
Caresse of Chloe`s/Candy Shop https://merb.cc/vbulletin/showthrea...-from-Devilish&p=505967&viewfull=1#post505967
Maritsa of Queens of Spades https://merb.cc/vbulletin/showthread.php?63203-Maritsa-QOS&p=505968&viewfull=1#post505968
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