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    Angry Venting... other Blah Blah

    Startin' this thread for personal venting... go ahead and vent or move along!

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    Top5 things to vent ... WHY 5, because guys can't remember more than 3 and I'm already pushing it...

    5) Debutantes thinking no prep time is needed to be an SP
    - if I'm prep'ed, renting a hotel rm for the night, not motel,
    not a 4hr timeslot, don't F'ing show up lookin' + smellin like
    you just got off work at from a gas station.

    4) Agencies thinking guys can't tell the difference betw A - B - C - D cups...
    - we're F'ing experts, don't pad the #s ... it's like pulling a Mark McGwire!

    3) Ladies posted at the standard rate who shouldn't be and vice versa
    - all debs should start at 150-160 until an agency is sure they can play the part of a pro.

    2) Leafs fans who can't see how poorly run their team is... for the past 4 decades.
    - 4 decades and counting...
    - it's a spade
    - the king is n'ked

    1) Fake breasts!!!
    - great in pix
    - great covered up by a bikini, any clothing
    - absolutely the worst thing to touch on a human body!!! ... here u go,
    touch this body part with an unnatural product inside to make them
    stick out like a growth... granted Jessie's (Chloe's/Candy) E's were pretty good!
    But that's the exception!

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    Quote Originally Posted by evillethings View Post
    1) Fake breasts!!!
    - great in pix
    - great covered up by a bikini, any clothing
    - absolutely the worst thing to touch on a human body!!! ... here u go,
    touch this body part with an unnatural product inside to make them
    stick out like a growth... granted Jessie's (Chloe's/Candy) E's were pretty good!
    But that's the exception!
    Amen!! I would rather a SP be flat chested rather then bolt-on's

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    Quote Originally Posted by Our Affair View Post
    Anyone know a good place with good products to get good results? (Granted, if you have the money to pay for it.)
    Now i get the context of this Q... ah ha! [ lightbulb ]
    Perhaps in Toronto but I'd never give out info because it's goes against my beliefs.

    Quote Originally Posted by CS Martin View Post
    Amen!! I would rather a SP be flat chested rather then bolt-on's
    Amen back at U CS Martin! There are so many other things to distract ourselves with on a female body ... any guy who wants only breasts is... might be... could be... probably is a little slow and can't multitask choosing instead to focus on 1 thing! haha

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    4) Agencies thinking guys can't tell the difference betw A - B - C - D cups...
    I'm thinking most agency owners don't even see their ladies live so they're likely going by the photoset and any lady wearing a pumped up bra will get listed at her bra size or by what the drivers are telling them based on a clothed body.

    That's the best excuse I could find for agencies padding Cup size... it's a big no-no!

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    You're right. It isn't fair - but it's his affair!

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    Quote Originally Posted by evillethings View Post
    ...Top5 things to vent... because guys can't remember more than 3 ...
    Could you change this to a lot of or I'd even accept most...
    5) Debutantes thinking no prep time is needed to be an SP
    - if I'm prep'ed, renting a hotel rm for the night, not motel,
    not a 4hr timeslot, don't F'ing show up lookin' + smellin like
    you just got off work at from a gas station.
    Who the hell you booking? I've never had an SP show up not looking like she was ready for a dinner date.
    4) Agencies thinking guys can't tell the difference betw A - B - C - D cups...
    - we're F'ing experts, don't pad the #s ... it's like pulling a Mark McGwire!
    I'm no expert, but I do know that anything over a mouthful is wasted.
    3) Ladies posted at the standard rate who shouldn't be and vice versa
    - all debs should start at 150-160 until an agency is sure they can play the part of a pro.
    Would you start a job at a 20-30% lower wage? I wouldn't. Certainly not if I was expected to "perform" at the veteran's level.
    2) Leafs fans who can't see how poorly run their team is... for the past 4 decades.
    - 4 decades and counting...
    - it's a spade
    - the king is n'ked
    You got me here, evil. I don't know much about hockey. It wasn't played when and where I grew up thirty some years ago.
    1) Fake breasts!!!
    - great in pix
    - great covered up by a bikini, any clothing
    - absolutely the worst thing to touch on a human body!!! ... here u go,
    touch this body part with an unnatural product inside to make them
    stick out like a growth...
    I've said it before. I prefer them natural. Big boobs are eyecatching, but here again, anything bigger than a mouthful is wasted.
    granted Jessie's (Chloe's/Candy) E's were pretty good!
    But that's the exception!
    Having cake and eating it, too?
    Quote Originally Posted by CS Martin View Post
    Amen!! I would rather a SP be flat chested rather then bolt-on's
    Can't say I have ever booked an SP because she has big boobs. Me, too, CS.
    Quote Originally Posted by Our Affair View Post
    That's the funniest thing ever written!
    And at our (pun intended) expense.
    Yes, that is pretty funny.
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    Last edited by sweetwater; 01-28-2011 at 10:40 PM.
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    Quote Originally Posted by sweetwater View Post
    Who the hell you booking? I've never had an SP show up not looking like she was ready for a dinner date.
    sweetwater... I'll be revisiting those 1-liners... funny shit!

    ... I do know that anything over a mouthful is wasted.
    That's the 3rd time I've heard that line this wk alone... BUT so incredibly true! I think I tried to stuff a fake boob in my mouth once... I was liquored up no doubt, felt like I was being gagged + kidnapped, and when the girl pulled my head into her chest, I thought she wanted to smoother me to death... who'r we kidding she probably was trying to off me for putting a dent in her 10K breast job!

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    RE Enhanced Breasts + Car Spoilers

    I think ladies in their 30+ with enhanced breast start to realize their boob job is no better than a 20Y kid adding a bigass whaletail spoiler to their dinky Civic only to feel slightly outta place as a 30Y with 2 kids screamin' in the back of that same electric Blue car with the neon lights... ppl just stare outta interest for several ... minutes.

    Facts about Fake Boobs + Car Spoilers
    1. Eye catching, especially brand new!
    2. Ornamental = serves no particular purpose
    3. Have a limited shelf-life = 5-7yrs, after that you're probably too old to look good with it
    4. Ego boost for owner
    5. Available in different shapes + sizes
    6. Owner at Age20+ stylish, every1's your friend, every1's talking about how good it looks
    7. Age30+ you start to feel strange owning this
    8. Age40+ it starts to look bad + kids + adults alike pt + stare more out of curiosity
    9. Age50+ it's now becoming a joke and you're feelin' like an outcast
    10. Age60+ the body is finished + you're stuck with the White Elephant + you're wondering when to junk it all!


    P.S. That said, I completely understand the medical use of breast implants but that's not what we're talkin' about here so don't start tossin' flames 'bout that!
    Last edited by evillethings; 01-29-2011 at 02:40 PM. Reason: adjusted title

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    I've got the funny feeling that when women with implants, and men with the availabity of Viagra, Cialis, etc. start spending the balances of their lives in assisted care facilities and nursing homes, they will be walking around with perky breasts and raging hard-ons, not remembering what to do with either one. (My appologies to any one who has a loved one or is losing memory.)
    Another funny feeling I've got is all of this ranting and raving about enhanced boobs, is going in one ear and out the other of anyone bound and determined to have it done.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Our Affair View Post
    It's a personal choice. Just like tattoos. Some like, some don't.
    True but the difference is 10K worth of self-esteem versus 500$ for some ink. The removal process (because a lady's too old for the implants, they've shifted down to her abdomen, etc.) is also more painful and scaring requiring going under the knife as opposed to some laser eraser for a tatoo...

    If I drop 80K for a new car vs 30K... yes, one car burns a bigger hole in my pocket but at the end of the day, no one has to cut me open to remove the 80K car, nor the 30K model at that.

    More than a champagne glass full is a damn waste!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Our Affair View Post
    But then, if we were all going by what's logical or safe, nobody would be driving a motorcycle...
    Don't worry I know it's friendly banter... but to address your pt, OK motorcycles... but I still don't have to have anyone cutting me open to pull the thing out after I'm done riding it. :P

    It's totally a choice, for sure... honestly this sore pt is to flag the cons for a particular lady out there who's a FCUKING stunning package and doesn't seem to realize it AND is seriously thinking about implants... sure, it's for her self-esteem, but who made her want to boost her self esteem? Media?! Some guy(s) who thought she'd be no fun for a 1-nighter because she wasn't stacked. Classic vicious circle!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Our Affair View Post
    The outside immediate influence is overrated ... One possible cause out of those out of a myriad that regularly breaks a girl down: she had an idiotic father who constantly told her she was ugly. She left home, blossomed into an amazingly beautiful woman, but can't get her daddy out of her head. Might be an overachieving sister, a superwoman of a mother...
    That's a good assessment!

    Everybody has something "different", we all have problems, it just depends on how we act them out. Some ways are saner than others.
    Guys see things Black n White... shades of grey just doesn't work... and that was Charcoal Grey!

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    Back on pt, Enhanced Boobs = BAD! ... Natural Breasts = Very Good!
    See, it's that B&W!

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    For selfish reasons I'm bumping to up to vent about being knocked out of the game for the last few days... isn't anyone seeing new SPs and writing up revus? There's definitely lots of new ladies in the mix... just not enough revu'ers...

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    I've seen a few new reviews, but not many. I have found a few in the wrong place. Most of this ranting thread is about fake boobs and tatoos, so my rant is: How about people putting reviews in the Review thread. HTF hard is it to check to see where you are writing your review, or asking your question? Most of the time questions are not stupid, but sometimes the people who ask are.
    Ahhh...That feels better.
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