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    2 rooms in one night?

    I'm thinking of seeing a couple of girls in one night -- not a duo, one after the other.

    If I rent a motel room for the night, will a maid come in and remake the bed with fresh sheets between sessions? Or should I rent a 4-hour room and then another 4-hour room?

    If anyone knows, please tell. I really don't have the nerve to ask the motel management.

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    LOL that's one of the funniest question i've seen on Merb ! I think it should be nominated in the end of the year awards.

    Seriously, do you really think you can synchronise a one hour meeting with an escort(hope she's not late) a cleaning maid and then another one hour service in the same 4 hours rental ?
    As soon as the first girl leaves you will call front desk to have a maid come ASAP? You will tell her to hurry up because your second escort will arrive any time now? lol

    Your best option would be that you bring from your home a second set of sheets and change them yourself. It will save you an uncorfortable situation with the front desk and the cleaning lady.

    Specially with what happened with DSK in New York, it would not be a great idea been alone in a hotel room with a cleaning lady.
    I can already see the headlines '' Man arrested for sexually agressing a motel maid in between two escort meetings''.

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    i wouldnt really care but you could get a 2 bed room one for each girl at a time or you can put the top cover aside for one sesion after that place it nice and neatly over the used one

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    Quote Originally Posted by pokerpro View Post

    Seriously, do you really think you can synchronise a one hour meeting with an escort(hope she's not late) a cleaning maid and then another one hour service in the same 4 hours rental ?
    Ok, let's have a quick review. From my question:

    "If I rent a motel room for the night, will a maid come in and remake the bed ..."

    Now, a bit later in that same paragraph I certainly did mention the possibility of renting rooms for four hours. But that possibility followed the strategically placed word "Or." Meaning that a contrast was being posited. A contrast between renting two rooms for four hours apiece ... and renting one room for the night.

    Hard to follow? I wouldn't have thought so.

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    Red, if you rent for the night, the answer is no, she won't do it just because you're such a nice guy.

    Incalls that see customers in a motel and change sheets between customers sometimes personally pay the maid, on top of the room rate. You could probably do the same at some places but it would be "under the table", with the maid herself, without knowledge from the reception so, no idea of costs or reliability.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mod 11 View Post
    Incalls that see customers in a motel and change sheets between customers sometimes personally pay the maid, on top of the room rate. You could probably do the same at some places but it would be "under the table", with the maid herself, without knowledge from the reception so, no idea of costs or reliability.
    The problem with such an approach is that her cleaning would have to perfectly dovetail with the timing of the successive bookings. If she has other things to do that are more urgent or something else comes up, she may do them first unless the tip includes compensation to drop whatever she is doing so that your room is first. Even assuming a priority, the timing has to be perfect, leaving her an hour to get in and out.

    There is a more simple and cost effective approach to this issue. You get a room with twin beds. Have sex in one bed with one girl and then use the other bed with the second girl. No intervening cleaning is needed unless you have a habit of shooting your load all over the room. I could have done this in the room I had at the Sheraton last weekend. What I did was I had sex in one bed and slept in the other bed, because the beds did not get cleaned until the next day. But I had 2 girls in 2 nights, rather than in rapid succession. This is all common sense.
    Last edited by EagerBeaver; 05-31-2011 at 12:09 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by EagerBeaver View Post
    The problem with such an approach is that her cleaning would have to perfectly dovetail with the timing of the successive bookings... ... Even assuming a priority, the timing has to be perfect, leaving her an hour to get in and out.
    You see, Red Paul, Eagle Beaver understood the same thing that I did. We were under the impression you were planning 2 meetings and 1 cleaning in a 4 hour period. I did not mean to offend you in my answer, I just found the situation very amusing.

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    My thanks to Mod 11 for a useful response.

    Pokerpro, if Eager really thought I meant one 4-hour session, you would have to note that he repeated your point about timing as if the point hadn't already been made. This suggests that he didn't pay attention to any of the posts before the mod's but instead dived into the thread at midpoint. Having done so, he characteristically added a comment about using common sense.

    I appreciate that you take the time to say you didn't mean to be offensive. My advice: be more careful with your lol's.

    I think that this thread exemplifies, in a small way, one of Merb's besetting problems. A simple question has generated one useful response and five posts made up of static and wrangling.

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    Red Paul, just stay in the same rm n tip the housekeeping staff a fin to swap out your sheets + cover.

    The tip will make it worth their while, especially for such a basic change n u can ask for a set of fresh towels at the same time.

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    Many of these NO-TELL MOTELS have other motels near by, just go down the street.

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    Thanks, evilthings and Fr. McKenzie. I think that either I'll go w/ tipping the maid or else get two rooms.
    Last edited by Red Paul; 06-01-2011 at 03:33 AM.

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    I don't think many hotels have staffs working late at night. They usually work either morning shifts cleaning the rooms of people who are not checking out the next day, or in the afternoon cleaning the rooms of people who checked out. I don't know what they do at the Short stays at night. I doubt that they put too much effort in cleaning the room in between. I had only 1 experience with a short stay and I remember that they had certain rooms that were 4 hour rentals. It was during the afternoon, so I don't know what the policy at night was.

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    Like someone wisely said earlier, get a room with two queen beds.

    Otherwise, stay at a three or four star hotel. When I go to Montreal (from the states), I usually treat myself to a nice hotel. Heck, if you're going to spend $400 plus a day on hobbying, you might as well pay a little extra to stay in a nice hotel. In most of the hotels I've stayed, I did have housekeeping send someone to redo my bed -- I usually tell them I took an afternoon nap and would like a maid to freshen up my bed, while I go out to have dinner or go shopping, etc. I just leave a good tip for the new maid. Or, I usually ask for more fresh towels and toiletries to be brought up for my second rendezvous.

    Most housekeeping supervisors know and expect that a number of the rooms are being used for hobbying. It's perfectly legal in Canada. So, I wouldn't sweat it. Just leave a good tip for the maid and she will leave you extra stuff without you ever asking for them the next time she cleans your room.

    KF

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kansas Frank View Post
    RP:

    Like someone wisely said earlier, get a room with two queen beds.
    Consider the situation. You invite a woman to your room and it has two beds, one of which has clearly been used for sex with another woman. "Don't worry, hon," you say. "You're getting the other bed."

    I don't think she'd like that. She'd put up with it, since escorts put up with a lot, but it's quite possible she'd prefer an arrangement of more delicacy.

    Quote Originally Posted by Kansas Frank View Post
    Otherwise, stay at a three or four star hotel. When I go to Montreal (from the states), I usually treat myself to a nice hotel.
    Who knows, I might. But what with the cost of the girls, I'd prefer to rent a decent enough place and leave it at that.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Red Paul View Post
    Consider the situation. You invite a woman to your room and it has two beds, one of which has clearly been used for sex with another woman.
    So make up the bed after having sex with the first escort. It takes less than 5 minutes. Then use the other other bed for the second escort.
    Last edited by EagerBeaver; 06-01-2011 at 08:43 AM.

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