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    A true story ...

    Not sure this post belongs here, but I wanted to share this anyway.
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    A certain gentleman (who shall remain nameless)
    returned to San Francisco from Montreal recently.
    Memories of his Montreal visit flooded his mind and he
    developed a serious woody! Upon confiding in his
    wife that he had a certain situation that needed
    attention, she proceeded to treat him to some fine
    oral ministrations. With his eyes closed, he relived
    the previous night with a certain lady (who shall
    remain nameless) and a certain limousine ride and
    other fine rides and (voilà!) a fountain of white love
    nectar hit her pretty face, much to her surprise!!

    As they cuddled together in post-orgasmic bliss she
    remarks to him, "at least I know you didn't have
    escorts visiting you in Montreal". Mildly startled by
    this comment which appeared to come from nowhere,
    he gently prods her by asking "and how would you know
    that?". Nuzzled in the secure comfort of his arms she
    looks loving into his eyes and chimes in triumphantly
    "because you were sex starved, silly - that's why you came
    soooo hard!!!"
    Last edited by Randy_Rover; 12-27-2004 at 05:53 PM.

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    okay, that's a neat story, but the ending sucks.

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    I would say the ending swallows

    Ronnie,
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    They will forget what you said,
    they will forget what you did,
    but they will never forget the way you made them feel.

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    story

    I would say the whole story sucks!

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    I would say your negative comments are helpless and you should keep from posting them.

    If the story is boring to you, just go to the next thread. It might be amusing to some other people.

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    the first line of your post was correct. The post doesn't belong here !

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    I wasn't intending my comment to be taken negatively, just my own silly humor, which is what I believe is what the other are (correct me if I am wrong). I am sorry if it my words were mis-interpreted. I actually do like the story

    Ronnie,
    Naughtylady
    They will forget what you said,
    they will forget what you did,
    but they will never forget the way you made them feel.

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    Actually, I did see the humour in it. But sadly, she doesn't (swallow)!

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    Talking Lol!!

    Why are peoples so negative? This is "The Lounge" so why is it this post would not belong here? I do think this is a cute amusing story! Maybe sound absurd but, might be possible... Maybe the wife is blond? (That was a joke. Explanation for you peoples who can't recognize a joke when they see one)

    Come on! It's Christmas time! Wether you believe in any religion who celebrate Christmas or not is irrelevant! Think happy toughts and take his post for what it is: amusement! If you don't find it amusing, don't laugh, don't even smile!, just pass it. When you go see any well-known stand-up comic, even then there will be things he'll say you won't find funny. Will you jump on the stage and insult him? Same goes here: suck it up and wait for the next one to your liking. Most peoples do it, I do it, and it's the way it should be.

    Season Greetings to all!

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