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stoneeca

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I have tried a couple of different escorts
they usually have great reviews
when t he ladies usually arrive never they never perform like they are described
maybe its me
then again people that use escorts dont look like brad pitt
 

marcetsam

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I use at least 100 escort in my life and I got bad service only 3 times
one was drunk and the other 2 were tired (late apointement).
When I choose an escort I reed a lot of review and take great attention on details.
I also take 2 hours apointment or longer,no rush for me and got time to explain what I want and expect from her.
I always bring white and red wine and some fruits/fine cheese.
And I dont look like Brad Pitt!!!!!
Maybe you do something wrong or only take late/night apointment or just not lucky.
 
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... who says people that use escorts dont look like brad pitt ... I use escort and I am not ugly ! ... only married with a girl that do not like sex ! :lol: (we say in french that it is better to laught than to cry about it!)

... maybe the problem is actually your attitude, but not ur attitude with the girl, but with yourself ! ... Be proud of who you are. Girls don't wanna fuck with a guy that seems to think himself that he is not enought good for her... they want to be fucked by a gentle and smart guy, with respect, and a guy that is happy to see her, shows it by smiling, and who is confident.

There is no needs for wine, cheese etc...especially with a girl that it is the first time u meet... they are SP... damn... lol Guys... you pay enought for all this... enjoy ! ;o) I would say, the second, the third time maybe, bring the whole stuff... wine , cheese, etc if u want to show ur appreciation... but the first try... you need to at least seems to make the statement : "Hey... let's see what you have for me !" ... and not : "Let's see what I could do to make this hour as relax as possible for you !"

well... that is my opinion... :peace:
...And as said marcetsam... read the reviews...
 

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... maybe the problem is actually your attitude, but not ur attitude with the girl, but with yourself ! ... Be proud of who you are. Girls don't wanna fuck with a guy that seems to think himself that he is not enought good for her... they want to be fucked by a gentle and smart guy, with respect, and a guy that is happy to see her, shows it by smiling, and who is confident.

And if I had those attributes, I wouldn't need to use escorts :D
 

Jet

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If you don't show at least respect, you'll never get a good service. Ever.
You'll get a fuck, but not much else.

I'm not talking about the respect part, but about the smart and confident part.
Since I believe, being smart and confident is the most important thing to attract females (after appearance)...
 
Yes there are many Brad Pitt types that call escorts too. Stoneeca I don't know you, don't take this personal, This is meant to be general reference.

To get the best out of your appointment...

#1) I can not stress enough... Shower shower shower. There is nothing worse then meeting someone who doesn't (or doesn't know how) to wash ALL his parts properly. thinking that he showered 2 hours ago , so that will do.

#2) Obviously be respectfulectful

#3) Do not haggle her prices on the phone or in person. If you do not like the rates walk away! Haggling tells her she is not worth the rate she's asking for, and most SP's do not like it.

Good luck :)
 
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then again people that use escorts dont look like brad pitt

Some are closer than others. Usually the YMMV factor with escorts is triggered by cleanliness and hygiene issues. You are making the mistaken assumption that an escort will give better service to the better looking guys. This is usually a mistaken assumption. Usually what tips YMMV factors in one's favor is gentlemanly behavior and good hygiene, although a well groomed and/or pleasant physical appearance certainly does not hurt.

Since I believe, being smart and confident is the most important thing to attract females (after appearance)...

Definitely, but in the case of escorts this needs to be coupled with gentlemanly and polite behavior and good hygiene.
 
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CantSeeMrHappy

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I have gotten excellent service from many of the girls the loud complainers have bitched about. I'm like Brad Pitt with an extra 100 lbs of flab + 10 yrs older.

The fact that I act like an excited 5 yr old on Christmas morning with *all* girls I get to unwrap might have something to do with it. I treat them all with respect. I ahave yet to have one that needs a shower - that would be a plus, as I would beg to clean her myself.

Perhaps you should try incalls for a change. I have yet to find one that sucks only in service.
 

marcetsam

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#1) I can not stress enough... Shower shower shower. There is nothing worse then meeting someone who doesn't (or doesn't know how) to wash ALL his parts properly. thinking that he showered 2 hours ago , so that will do.

this is the most important factor for YMMV
 
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Lily-Rose

I'm so tired of hearing about Brad Pitt! :mad: :D

Seriously, is he that handsome?
 

Doc Holliday

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I'm so tired of hearing about Brad Pitt! :mad: :D

Seriously, is he that handsome?

I find George Clooney much more handsome than Mr. Jolie. :D

I agree with you. He's not THAT handsome. You want handsome? Robert Redford when he was younger, and the late Paul Newman. A younger Clint Eastwood was what a handsome man really is all about. Even Steve McQueen.

Heck, i even find Ben Affleck & Ryan Reynolds more handsome!
 
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Lily-Rose

Completely agree with your choices :nod:

No doubt about it, Paul Newman was a beautiful man. A class act!
 

Doc Holliday

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Completely agree with your choices :nod:

No doubt about it, Paul Newman was a beautiful man. A class act!

Yes indeed. I think that even a straight man might have found it difficult to resist those beautiful blue eyes had he met him in person. I watched "The Torn Curtain" a few weeks ago & thought to myself: "My God! What a handsome man he was!"

I'll add another name to my list: Tom Selleck. Both the younger 'Thomas Magnum" version & the more mature "Jesse Stone" version.
 

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Most women I know in the states go crazy over Johnny Depp ... he's handsome for sure but seems a bit effeminate and strange to me.

I'm so tired of hearing about Brad Pitt! :mad: :D

Seriously, is he that handsome?
 

Doc Holliday

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Most women I know in the states go crazy over Johnny Depp ... he's handsome for sure but seems a bit effeminate and strange to me.

Are you sure it's not gay men that go nuts over him? Personally, i think he looks like a bum. For me, a handsome man also has to appear classy & debonair. Which Depp isn't. Lily-Rose?

(And he's a weirdo.....a no-no to make my list.)

Hell, even big fat Gerry Despardieu is considered a sex symbol among many Europeans. Despardieu, for gosh sakes!!
 
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CS Martin

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I have tried a couple of different escorts..... when t he ladies usually arrive never they never perform like they are described
maybe its me

Well the word "perform" conjures up visions of a trained seal, not exactly the tone a SP would like to get her in the mood...... The first time meeting an SP is usually like a "great discovery", not always perfect, but with a good attitude always an adventure. Your quote brings back perhaps one of my best memories. Responding to an ad in a local rag, the SP advertised "massage services" for like $100 or something (don't remember the exact $$$). A very attractive young blond arrived at my door. In Florida, it's a bit more difficult to directly engage a SP because of LE. So, she's giving me a massage and I try to get a bit more friendly. It's "no-go", as she'll give a hj and let me finger the kitty but little else. I offered her an additional $150 for FS, but she refuses and I resign myself to a massage/hj. I'd been massaging and diddling her kitty this whole time and suddenly she gushes all over my hand. At this point she proceeds to ask me if the $150 offer is still good......then mentions she really could use the money to fix the AC in her car. Full GFE was finally agreed to and I ended up having one of the "sweetest experiences" of my life. She was truly fresh, tight and exciting. Maybe it was an act, but the experience was truly like a debutante experience.

#1) I can not stress enough... Shower shower shower. There is nothing worse then meeting someone who doesn't (or doesn't know how) to wash ALL his parts properly. thinking that he showered 2 hours ago , so that will do.

This particular rule is probably the most important item. I usually like to time my appointments so I'm just getting finished with a through three S rundown. Even when you're on a long multi-day appt, it's a good idea to practice this multiple times a day. The SP will usually take the hint as well, presenting herself to you fresh and clean.
 
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Lily-Rose

Most women I know in the states go crazy over Johnny Depp ... he's handsome for sure but seems a bit effeminate and strange to me.

I'm so tired of hearing about Johnny Depp! :mad: :D

On a serious note, it's a question of personal taste, but I don't think Johnny Depp can be placed in the category of handsome men. He is cute with his scissorhands but he's not a handsome man. Like Doc said, he looks like a bum. Let's say, a cute effeminate bum :D
 

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Most women I know in the states go crazy over Johnny Depp ... he's handsome for sure but seems a bit effeminate and strange to me.

I found that doing such a dark charm is that it is human with all it include masculinity, sensitivity, charm, mystery, sex appeal with a great confidence in him, but before it releases all is a marginal, non-standard I like unique people that stands out, you want it to hurt us and grrr at the same time give him the mother (come see mom;-)
 
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