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Thread: Agencies should name girls the way they do hurricanes

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    Agencies should name girls the way they do hurricanes

    Starting from A and every new girl after with the next letter of the alphabet and just cycle through. It would be much easier to identify newer girls .

    For example:

    Amanda
    Bianka
    Chloe
    Daisy
    Erika
    Fanny
    Genevieve
    Holly
    etc...

    And if the girl turns out to be a superstar and leaves. They should retire the name like they do with the most devastating hurricanes.

    Just an fun idea that poped in my head.
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    OK, in a fun way let's take a basic look. I.E. words, I'm not being critical of what seems like a fun idea, but let's have some fun analyzing the agencies:

    1) You're assuming a basic level of honesty within agencies that simply does not exist.
    2) You're assuming a basic level of honesty within agencies that simply does not exist.
    3) You're assuming a basic level of honesty within agencies that simply does not exist.
    4) You're assuming a basic level of honesty within agencies that simply does not exist.

    or to put it another way: You're assuming a basic level of honesty within agencies that simply does not exist. Agencies will simply leverage anything that gets the phone to ring. Witness on local agency that attempted to leverage "a notorious escorts name and signature initials" to get the phone to ring.

    Again, a fun idea in a "perfect world". Then again let's remember that the entire industry sells illusion.

    Now, back to our regularly scheduled programming.......

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    Quote Originally Posted by CS Martin View Post
    ... to put it another way: You're assuming a basic level of honesty within agencies that simply does not exist.......
    There is!!! Isn't there??? CS, You're not being sarcastic are you???
    Sweetwater
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    Quote Originally Posted by sweetwater View Post
    There is!!! Isn't there??? CS, You're not being sarcastic are you???
    Sweetwater
    Quote Originally Posted by johnmbot View Post
    i'm confused with #3, cs... what exactly are you trying to say?
    Gentlemen,

    Please see synonym for most (I being kind here) Escort Agencies under "Lying Sack of Shit" in the Urban Dictionary:

    LYING SACK OF SHIT:

    n. (metaphorical, yet, often simultaneously literal) one who habitually and effortlessly utters falsehoods in a most blatant and profane manner, all the while maintaining a lackadaisical appearance of ingenuousness; despite, or perhaps, due to the fact that their entire corporeal membrane is filled to bursting with an inexhaustible supply of foul, though nitrogen-rich fecal mendacities waiting to be excreted into their victims' ears.

    Examples:

    "I can't believe you'd give any credence to anything that lying sack of shit says!"

    (insert name of any living politician, regardless of affiliation) is a lying sack of shit!

    Hopefully, this should clear up any uncertainty......

    Mods, I guess you'll have to ban me as I'm sure I've slandered some creature of the night.....

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