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Thread: In a girls attempt to look different, the best thing for them to do is nothing!

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    In a girls attempt to look different, the best thing for them to do is nothing!

    We've all seen it one time or another. A beautiful girl in front of you and once her clothes comes off it's like WTF.

    Whether it's stupid poetry tatooed on her shoulder blade, big distracting floral design tatooed on the side of her torso, damn tramp stamp hiding the dimpled sexy small of her back, paw prints tatooed on her breast, and those damn metal bars embeded between their chest.

    Sometimes less is more. Small tatoos are fine and adds to a girls sexy naked body. There's nothing more sexy than a naked girls body free from big distracting tatoos and metal hardware.

    Just my little rant.
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    I like big tatoos sometimes if the pictures are nice. Some can be very interesting.

    And if things get boring they give you something to watch (just joking ).
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    The Don speaks the Truth.

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    When I go out with an escort I'm not looking for a soulmate. I don't really care if she has tatoos or not. To tell you the truth I find it more distrubing when a girl has no pubic hair (I don't mean a bush! but when she is all shaved like a lill' girl).

    In my personal life I wouldn't like to have a wife (or steady girlfriend) with a "whole comic book" displayed all over her body. But when I hobby I do like to got out with girls that look like sluts more than like a little angel. I can still have good looking women (non-pro) when I go out in a bar but for my sexual escapades I like to have girls that are different...and that implies tatoos, piercings, funky hairdoes, etc.
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    There is some place a tatoo is nice for a girl, maybe its because of Krystal Steal back in the early 2000 but i find a tribal tatoo on the lower back(just above the butt) totally hot, you get an awesome view doggy, i think it just is perfect for a girl, but a man doing a tatoo there, iiiissshhhh, it looks girly to me.

    On the other hand a tatoo on the arm, especially the forearm(hope the word is correct, basically avant bras in french) is totally weird on a girl, especially when its a big one. Pornstars Stevie Shae(Blondie Boom) and Madelyn Monroe are both hot new commers in porn, and yet they have this tatoo and i think it make them a little bit less hotter than they could be... It look weird to see a girl have a tatoo there. I know some girls made a career with them, like Monique Alexander, Janine Lindemulder for exempke, but i have a lot of trouble with that.

    Good place for a girl tatoo is

    Lower Back
    Belly
    Neck
    Ankle

    And how you call "cuisse" in english? well that is ok also depending on what do.

    But leave the arm alone, or the boobs(thats probably the weirdest thing, a tatoo over the boobs)

    As for percing, i have nothing against a belly button thing, or a LITTLE thing in the noise, but all the rest annoys me A LOT

    And finally that new kick girls have, getting big writings, TEXT YEAH, in the side of there torso... whats up with that? I mean i see no problem having a japanese word being tatoo over the shoulder(especially for a man) or something like that, but a freaking story on the side of your torso... thats so distracting.
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    Talking of a strange place for a tatoo, I think that we should deserve a prize to Andrenalynn. She has one around her anus! What is even worst is what is inscribed there: Jarod's fuck doll... You cannot be more stupid than that

    http://www.boobpedia.com/boobs/Adrenalynn
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    I find nothing wrong with a nice lower back tat, or a small ankle tatoo. Any piercings can be hot as well but it ALL depends on the girl and what is where, as far as whats sexy and what is not to each individual. Recently met a nice girl and she had this barbed wire tatoo going around her whole arm from shoulder down her arm... usually i would not like that on most, but it looked awesome on her.

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    Im okay with small tatoos or not too many.
    But some people go overboard and then it becomes really ugly.

    I dont agree with the artist statement.
    God is the artist that created us and adding our 2 cents to his work just doesnt jive in my books.

    Would you take the Mona Lisa and decide to add a few paint strokes yourself. I think not...that would be pretty damned disrespectful to Da Vinci...wouldn't it ?
    Plus the value of the painting would drop significantly.
    It's pretty damned arrogant to think we can improve on Gods work by adding our own touch.

    I find it better to express yourself though the way your dress and carry on as a person.

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    Quote Originally Posted by snoodle View Post
    I find it better to express yourself though the way your dress
    Is'nt wearing clothes also a way of improving on Gods work as you say?
    I think tatoos are a bit like some clothes in a sense. When I see them on some people sometimes I say "wow" and sometimes I say "what are they thinking".
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    LOL...I agree

    just if you make a fashion mistake you can just change...lol

    but a tatoo your stuck with it for life...llol

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    Tatoos can be removed somewhat, at least small tatoos. I hear it is painful and leaves the person with scarred skin.

    Why any person would want to put tatoos, let alone pay someone, on their body is beyond me.

    It really looks ugly when the person gets old and wrinklely.

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    Quote Originally Posted by snoodle View Post
    LOL...I agree

    just if you make a fashion mistake you can just change...lol

    but a tatoo your stuck with it for life...llol
    Yes, that's why I would never get one myself. It's like lingerie: I enjoy them on ladies but not enough to wear them myself
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    Quote Originally Posted by daydreamer41 View Post
    It really looks ugly when the person gets old and wrinklely.
    That's also true, but old and wrinkly people don't look so hot even without tattoo...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Siocnarf View Post
    That's also true, but old and wrinkly people don't look so hot even without tattoo...
    Got a point there Scocnarf, at that point in life everything looks terrible on you.

    BTW - I absolutely love hot beautiful tattooed woman.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Halloween Mike View Post
    ...And how you call "cuisse" in english? .....As for percing, i have nothing against a belly button thing, or a LITTLE thing in the noise, but all the rest annoys me A LOT
    ...
    Google translate says "cuisse" is a thigh.
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    Quote Originally Posted by lgna69xxx View Post
    ... Recently met a nice girl and she had this barbed wire tatoo going around her whole arm from shoulder down her arm... usually i would not like that on most, but it looked awesome on her.
    Better to have a barbed wire tattoo than a real barbed wire bracelet.
    Quote Originally Posted by snoodle View Post
    ...Would you take the Mona Lisa and decide to add a few paint strokes yourself. I think not...that would be pretty damned disrespectful to Da Vinci...wouldn't it ?....
    I think she would look hotter with a barbed wire tattoo on her arm. Da Vinci will get over it while he paints the ceiling.
    Quote Originally Posted by Siocnarf View Post
    That's also true, but old and wrinkly people don't look so hot even without tattoo...
    Oh, man, be nice. One of these days you will will be old and wrinkly, reading what someone wrote in an escort review board thread. That's why it is better to be old and fat --- no wrinkles!
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