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We've all seen it one time or another. A beautiful girl in front of you and once her clothes comes off it's like WTF.

Whether it's stupid poetry tatooed on her shoulder blade, big distracting floral design tatooed on the side of her torso, damn tramp stamp hiding the dimpled sexy small of her back, paw prints tatooed on her breast, and those damn metal bars embeded between their chest.

Sometimes less is more. Small tatoos are fine and adds to a girls sexy naked body. There's nothing more sexy than a naked girls body free from big distracting tatoos and metal hardware.

Just my little rant.
 

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I like big tatoos sometimes if the pictures are nice. Some can be very interesting.

And if things get boring they give you something to watch (just joking :D).
 

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When I go out with an escort I'm not looking for a soulmate. I don't really care if she has tatoos or not. To tell you the truth I find it more distrubing when a girl has no pubic hair (I don't mean a bush! but when she is all shaved like a lill' girl).

In my personal life I wouldn't like to have a wife (or steady girlfriend) with a "whole comic book" displayed all over her body. But when I hobby I do like to got out with girls that look like sluts more than like a little angel. I can still have good looking women (non-pro) when I go out in a bar but for my sexual escapades I like to have girls that are different...and that implies tatoos, piercings, funky hairdoes, etc.
 

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There is some place a tatoo is nice for a girl, maybe its because of Krystal Steal back in the early 2000 but i find a tribal tatoo on the lower back(just above the butt) totally hot, you get an awesome view doggy, i think it just is perfect for a girl, but a man doing a tatoo there, iiiissshhhh, it looks girly to me.

On the other hand a tatoo on the arm, especially the forearm(hope the word is correct, basically avant bras in french) is totally weird on a girl, especially when its a big one. Pornstars Stevie Shae(Blondie Boom) and Madelyn Monroe are both hot new commers in porn, and yet they have this tatoo and i think it make them a little bit less hotter than they could be... It look weird to see a girl have a tatoo there. I know some girls made a career with them, like Monique Alexander, Janine Lindemulder for exempke, but i have a lot of trouble with that.

Good place for a girl tatoo is

Lower Back
Belly
Neck
Ankle

And how you call "cuisse" in english? well that is ok also depending on what do.

But leave the arm alone, or the boobs(thats probably the weirdest thing, a tatoo over the boobs)

As for percing, i have nothing against a belly button thing, or a LITTLE thing in the noise, but all the rest annoys me A LOT

And finally that new kick girls have, getting big writings, TEXT YEAH, in the side of there torso... whats up with that? I mean i see no problem having a japanese word being tatoo over the shoulder(especially for a man) or something like that, but a freaking story on the side of your torso... thats so distracting.
 

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Talking of a strange place for a tatoo, I think that we should deserve a prize to Andrenalynn. She has one around her anus! What is even worst is what is inscribed there: Jarod's fuck doll... You cannot be more stupid than that

http://www.boobpedia.com/boobs/Adrenalynn
 

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I find nothing wrong with a nice lower back tat, or a small ankle tatoo. Any piercings can be hot as well but it ALL depends on the girl and what is where, as far as whats sexy and what is not to each individual. Recently met a nice girl and she had this barbed wire tatoo going around her whole arm from shoulder down her arm... usually i would not like that on most, but it looked awesome on her.
 

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Im okay with small tatoos or not too many.
But some people go overboard and then it becomes really ugly.

I dont agree with the artist statement.
God is the artist that created us and adding our 2 cents to his work just doesnt jive in my books.

Would you take the Mona Lisa and decide to add a few paint strokes yourself. I think not...that would be pretty damned disrespectful to Da Vinci...wouldn't it ?
Plus the value of the painting would drop significantly.
It's pretty damned arrogant to think we can improve on Gods work by adding our own touch.

I find it better to express yourself though the way your dress and carry on as a person.
 

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I find it better to express yourself though the way your dress
Is'nt wearing clothes also a way of improving on Gods work as you say?
I think tatoos are a bit like some clothes in a sense. When I see them on some people sometimes I say "wow" and sometimes I say "what are they thinking".
 

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LOL...I agree

just if you make a fashion mistake you can just change...lol

but a tatoo your stuck with it for life...llol
 

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Tatoos can be removed somewhat, at least small tatoos. I hear it is painful and leaves the person with scarred skin.

Why any person would want to put tatoos, let alone pay someone, on their body is beyond me.

It really looks ugly when the person gets old and wrinklely.
 

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LOL...I agree

just if you make a fashion mistake you can just change...lol

but a tatoo your stuck with it for life...llol

Yes, that's why I would never get one myself. It's like lingerie: I enjoy them on ladies but not enough to wear them myself :lol:
 

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...And how you call "cuisse" in english? .....As for percing, i have nothing against a belly button thing, or a LITTLE thing in the noise, but all the rest annoys me A LOT
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Google translate says "cuisse" is a thigh.
If a lady has a tongue stud, and knows how to use it, that is a very erotic experience. :eyebrows:
... Recently met a nice girl and she had this barbed wire tatoo going around her whole arm from shoulder down her arm... usually i would not like that on most, but it looked awesome on her.
Better to have a barbed wire tattoo than a real barbed wire bracelet. :nod:
...Would you take the Mona Lisa and decide to add a few paint strokes yourself. I think not...that would be pretty damned disrespectful to Da Vinci...wouldn't it ?....
I think she would look hotter with a barbed wire tattoo on her arm. Da Vinci will get over it while he paints the ceiling. :rolleyes:
That's also true, but old and wrinkly people don't look so hot even without tattoo...
Oh, man, be nice. One of these days you will will be old and wrinkly, reading what someone wrote in an escort review board thread. That's why it is better to be old and fat --- no wrinkles! :lol:
Sweetwater
 

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Many escorts are around 20 and I would guess merbites, on average, are easily twice that. What we have here is a failure to communicate - between generations. We find tattoos ugly and their generation doesn't.

Also, what gives anyone the idea that when a woman chooses to alter her appearance, her primary goal is to appear more attractive to men? I doubt that a hot young woman worries about finding a fuck any more than we worry about running out of food at any decent buffet and for the same reason. The supply of men is practically infinite for them.
 

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Beauty is something a girl has or does not have, some more than others. Attractiveness can be bought by the truckload.
 

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...when I hobby I do like to got out with girls that look like sluts more than like a little angel.

Hello Protagoras,

Funny you should put it that way. One thing I have discovered by hobbying is that I love both extremes equally. Not that having a tattoo is "slutty".

When I was much younger I wanted someone who was beautiful, sweet...not quite an angel, but for lack of a better phrase...a wholesome hottie. I still found a slutty woman hot up to a point, but tattoos, piercings...ish...gross. Nowadays I find any woman from the little angel to the extremely exotic incredibly stimulating depending on the woman. One gorgeous lady I met from XXXTASE has her entire back covered in a tattoo mural and I loved the look...most surprisingly to me.

Still, it's not a case of anything goes for me. Many tattoo or piercing choices can be quite poor or just awful. But in an escort encounter situation, where none of us are buying into or getting deeply involved in a "lifestyle", I'm much more concerned with attitude and performance. I can allow myself to try something "different"...and maybe learn a little more about what I can enjoy. Whether she has tattoos or not I get aroused by the trashy look as much as the angel type, as long as the woman doesn't have a trashy/ghetto attitude.

Cheers,

Merlot
 

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Don't mind hot tats on hot girls...but the the biggest thing, is trends and fashions change. I easily disposed of my Member's Only jacket that made so hip in the 80's without any trouble. The saggy cougar at the end of the bar with the barbed-wire tattoo on her bicep? Not so much. Used to be hot to have ink on your backside...now? Haha, you have a tramp side. As trends come and go...there is over-whelming need to be unique and different by some...with diminishing results. I'll put my tat/piercing where nobody else has one.
My biggest turn-off is badly done work. Met up with a MP and she had some huge ones that were nice and I didn't mind. However she had a few small ugly ones on her neck and other places that were just nasty that made it look like she got them in prison...art I don't mind, grafitti, not so much.
 

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Just a quick comment. The best lesson I've learned about a woman's looks is their attitude and how they carry themselves. I'm convinced that you could put twins next to one another and one would stand out on how they carry themselves and the attitude exhibited. I realize this may seem like a "girlyman" attitude, but it works.
 
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