A little historical background:
This professor is a little slow to join the discussion when a certain thread on the review of Ms. Chloe was closed. My intention here is to hold a meaningful discussion on definitions such as the terms GFE, PSE, and HME. There is no intention to defend or offend anyone, except perhaps a little hedonistic fun.
Let me begin by praising Sporty Sportif. Pal, you are starting to impress this professor here by dismissing ďthese stupid definitionsĒ. Sometime we should go out for a drink! Please make sure you have a couple of beautiful coutesans to keep us company.
To my fellow merbites, this professor thinks definitions such as GFE, PSE, and HME are meaningless to you if you do not enjoy the actual experience of the rendezvous. Otherwise, if these definitions mean so much to you, why not just make love to these terms and save your money.
Let me elaborate further:
Some lady may give Mr. Hobbyist a TC in a detached and robotic manner. I do not think any reasonable human being wants to say it is GFE. He may very well complain that it is liken to having sex with a blown up doll. On the contrary, if your date has a sore throat and she does not want to give you but BJ with a condom, however let you do Greek, Russian, Asian, and give you passionate loving care in every other possible way, would you not say it is not GFE? Perhaps you will say it is GFE plus PSE plus HME, and what have you. (Geeze, I love to have this babe just to myself. )
So is TC a necessary requirement to GFE? Does it necessarily make it GFE+? I think not. How about no in the above passionate love making example, is it not GFE? Really??? The irony is that GFE or PSE or HME loses its intended meaning if you are too obsessed with definitions. It is the action and the experience involved which count most. Mere words do not amount to too much. If you and your date are happy and satisfied with each other, that is what counts.
So let us be nice to our SPs and have many happy reciprocated returns from them. Or Professor Louis is going to keep all of them to help rebuild my Pan Hellenistic Empire. At the minimum, I am going to keep Ms. Chloe as my ďfile ladyĒ as so well said by Sportif in the closed thread. Ok, ok, I think my honorable friend Sporty wants to say ďfine ladyĒ. It is just that his fingers were misbehaving then.
To sum up, in the spirit of hedonism, please donít get too hung up on definitions, just have a good time instead.
The exiled philosopher king of the Pan Hellenistic Empire.
Ο εξορισμένος βασιλιάς φιλοσόφων της παν αυτοκρατορίας Ελληνικη