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    how to make lots of money if your butt ugly

    Has anyone ever noticed that there are a lot of women out there who are (please excuse me) butt ugly. No one in their right minds would ever want to go out with them. Being frustrated and human these ugly women probably get quite horny as anyone else.

    The solution :

    Just put an add as an escort and they will f*ck as much as they want while making money.

    It's just very unfortunate that things don't work out that way for men.

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    Quote Originally Posted by pussycatlover View Post
    Has anyone ever noticed that there are a lot of women out there who are (please excuse me) butt ugly. No one in their right minds would ever want to go out with them. Being frustrated and human these ugly women probably get quite horny as anyone else.

    The solution :

    Just put an add as an escort and they will f*ck as much as they want while making money.

    It's just very unfortunate that things don't work out that way for men.
    Obviously there is a market for them, believe it or not there are a lot of men that are attracted to butt ugly women, I believe it has to do with how their brain is wired, that's the only sense that I can make of it, I personally could never bang a ugly woman as my brain has been irreversibly damaged be some of Montreal's finest offerings.

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    I honestly haven't seen any escort in Montreal who is butt ugly. What is ugly? What is average? What is gorgeous? Beauty has always been in the eye of the beholder.
    Conversely, what about all the butt ugly men out there? If it wasn't for women, ugly or not, who are in the escort business, a lot of these butt ugly men would never get laid.
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    Quote Originally Posted by sweetwater View Post
    I honestly haven't seen any escort in Montreal who is butt ugly. What is ugly? What is average? What is gorgeous? Beauty has always been in the eye of the beholder.
    Conversely, what about all the butt ugly men out there? If it wasn't for women, ugly or not, who are in the escort business, a lot of these butt ugly men would never get laid.
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    Very good point Mr. sweetwater.

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    You always have a way with words and scenarios my friend. I have only met one sp that was REALLY not my type at all (she wasnt butt ugly, but was not like most the type i like, aka very nice-hot).... but as a gentleman, i politely declined, and paid her in full because thats just how i roll.

    Quote Originally Posted by sweetwater View Post
    I honestly haven't seen any escort in Montreal who is butt ugly. What is ugly? What is average? What is gorgeous? Beauty has always been in the eye of the beholder.
    Conversely, what about all the butt ugly men out there? If it wasn't for women, ugly or not, who are in the escort business, a lot of these butt ugly men would never get laid.
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    Quote Originally Posted by sweetwater View Post
    I honestly haven't seen any escort in Montreal who is butt ugly.
    I have. Not often, but it's happened. Good thing my buddy next door had a few brown paper bags handy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by sweetwater View Post
    Conversely, what about all the butt ugly men out there? If it wasn't for women, ugly or not, who are in the escort business, a lot of these butt ugly men would never get laid.
    Sure the guys could get laid also. Easy. Just post a few ads on Craiglist or Merb & i'm sure some lonely homely women will give them a call. Heck, i even know of a guy who got laid by handing out a few MARS bars.

    And if you still can't get laid.....

    Put an ad in the local newspaper or Annonces 123 stating that you're a well hung gay person & that you're selling your ass cheap. Hey, you can't always be choosy, right?

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    Quote Originally Posted by lgna69xxx View Post
    You always have a way with words and scenarios my friend. .... but as a gentleman, i politely declined, and paid her in full because thats just how i roll.
    Thanks, Iggy. Yeah I'd have paid her something for her time to get to where I was, too. It is a gentlemanly thing to do.
    Quote Originally Posted by Doc Holliday View Post
    .. Hey, you can't always be choosy, right?
    Right.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Octavian View Post
    Doc, I didn't know that you lived next door to the Air Canada Center.
    LOL!!!!

    Actually, i was living next door to the Bell Center at the time.......

    True story.

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    Quote Originally Posted by pussycatlover View Post
    Has anyone ever noticed that there are a lot of women out there who are (please excuse me) butt ugly. No one in their right minds would ever want to go out with them. Being frustrated and human these ugly women probably get quite horny as anyone else.

    The solution : Just put an add as an escort and they will f*ck as much as they want while making money.
    Sorry pal. You are way off base there. There is no way a girl needs to go into prostitution to get laid*.

    Almost any girl, no matter how old and how ugly, can get herself laid within 60 minutes at any time of day.

    Girls get looked at up and down and evaluated 100s of times a day, and most realize this by the time they hit 14 or 15.

    All they have to do to get action is to look (not even smile) at those guys that are eyeing them, and one will approach immediately.

    Go to a bar sometime and see; you will almost never see a girl alone (unless she is in a group of girls).

    *As an interesting aside, Nelly Arcan in her book Putain (which is semi-fictional), claims to have started as an SP to get laid. But I doubt strongly that this is true. And if it is, it would be a very rare case.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SamKlemmons View Post
    Sorry pal. You are way off base there. There is no way a girl needs to go into prostitution to get laid.
    You are right, they do not have to get into the prostitution business. But if they want to get laid and aren't picky, might as well make some money. I think that's what pussycatlover meant with this post.

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