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    New agency

    I thought i had seen it all!

    A new agency has just popped up, and i couldn`t believe the name. Here`s one of their recruitment ads. They`ve also posted in the agencies section:

    https://merb.cc/vbulletin/showthread...402#post604402

    What`s next? Murderous Escorts? Nazi Escorts? Zombie Escorts?

    p.s. The day i start using an agency calling itself `Satanic Escorts` is the day i`m getting myself committed for a serious psychiatric evaluation.

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    QOS ripping off Devilish's name.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Doc Holliday View Post
    What's next? Murderous Escorts? Nazi Escorts? Zombie Escorts?
    Republican Escorts??
    The mounties always get their man.

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    Devilish, Satanic, etc...

    Why not Belzébuth escorts? I even sense an advertisement slogan for them : Belzébuth escortes...là où les escortes sont belles et putes!
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    Hygrade Escorts.

    Plus de gens en mangent parce qu'elles sont plus fraîches
    Elles sont plus fraîches parce que plus de gens en mangent (I'm not sure about the soundness of that part!)
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    Man is the measure of all things

    Sexo sin pecado es como huevo sin sal (Le sexe sans péché est comme un œuf sans sel/Sex without sin is like an egg without salt) [Carlos Fuentes]

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    Bonne idee protagoras, mais il faudrait ecrire Belzepute
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    It is all about self perception of the owner...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Doc Holliday View Post
    is the day i'm getting myself committed for a serious psychiatric evaluation.
    I recommand a frivolous psychiatric evaluation at the Sensual Sanatorium.
    “Truth, Justice, Freedom, Reasonably Priced Love.”

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    Doc!, Alien's Escorts - where you can find the Green bitch Cap Kirk fuked!

    When I saw the name, I said to myself : "Ah! Someone still thinks we haven't covered all the Good & Evil side of SP in Montral. With Angel Escort & Montreal Angels, Devilish needed some help."

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    And by the way, why always have the name "Escorts"... It's not like they'll take a bullet for me???

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    Quote Originally Posted by rumpleforeskiin View Post
    Republican Escorts??
    No, Far Left Democrat Escorts sounds more accurate.

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    Typical Yankee fan in the Merb Sports Section!! Bwwaahh.

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