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Thread: Why no bbbj for me?

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    Why no for me?

    I was just wondering why I wasn`t getting no
    from sp`s.I read some reviews on sp`s that offer
    and I was even willing to pay extra for
    to sp`s that I`ve read do it. I also went
    on the spread sheet to see whick sp`s have
    it as an option so I could pay for the option
    but still no sp`s want to give me . I am
    clean and I take a shower before the session
    starts.Is it that I am on the heavy side and
    that I am also very hairy. I don`t know?

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    maybe try trimming?

    appearance of health is important in general... i dont think it really matters on weight, but just clean look. Some people are squeaky clean, yet look dirty for xyz reason..... lets wait for some sp's to post their opinions.

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    Lightbulb Don't Worry Fat_man, Help Is On Its Way.

    Fat_man Pal:

    Don’t despair. Let this professor help you a little. Assuming what you say is true that you are clean and healthy, being fat should not be an issue. It looks like you desire s but you have been getting CBJs? So to achieve your goal of getting s, here is what you can do:

    1. Act as a gentleman, make sure you are clean, healthy, and your appearance is acceptable as if you are going out on a date.

    2. Most importantly, make sure you private area is healthy and clean. If junior does not appear so, it may be why SPs are reluctant to give you s. If you have some obvious benign growth or scars or what not on junior, be honest and explain to them about junior`s valiant combat history. May be your SPs will be so moved that they will award junior a purple heart or medal of honor. If indeed you have an Amazon jungle in your pubic area, trim it nicely so the SPs can see that it is clean and acceptable to them.

    3. Relax and treat your SPs nice. Turn on some romantic music, offer them some wine and cheese or what not. Spend sometime with them to get to know each other a bit and put them at ease. If it still doesn`t work, tie a cute bow tie on junior to impress them. I am sure some SPs will like you so much that you will get more than s.
    Best of luck, my friend!

    From 10,000 miles away
    Louisisgreat
    The exiled Philosopher King of the Pan Hellenistic Empire.
    Ο εξορισμένος βασιλιάς φιλοσόφων της παν αυτοκρατορίας Ελληνικη.

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    Lightbulb Good Job, Sporty! I Think I Will Start A New Business.

    Sporty Pal:

    Your lazy man, down and dirty way of getting laid just give me an idea. I am going to start a new business on the side, called Russian & EE Maids. Looks like these gals will do really good in the cleaning business. Beware though, I shall be taking Sherry and Bobbi in Toronto away for my best employees.

    From 10,000 miles away
    Louisisgreat
    The exiled Philosopher King of the Pan Hellenistic Empire.
    Ο εξορισμένος βασιλιάς φιλοσόφων της παν αυτοκρατορίας Ελληνικη.

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    A Farewell To Arms To Bobbi And Sherry

    Sporty:

    ``Όλα αλλάζουν, τίποτα δεν μένει το ίδιο. Το μόνο πράγμα μόνιμο είναι η ίδια αλλαγή.`` ``Everything changes, nothing stays the same. The only thing permanent is change itself.`` From my beloved Pre-Socratic, Heraclitus.

    This is a major loss for Toronto, although nothing surprises me anymore. When I was in San Francisco in 2002, Bobbi was barely 19. Given the volume of business she did, I just thought then there is no way she can sustain it for long. Same is true with the extremely popular and beautiful Sherry. So kudos to their endurance that they lasted so long. I have never met them personally but I wish them good luck. I just have to go on with my new found cleaning business without Bobbi and Sherry. LORL!!!

    I am always intrigued by French Canadian beauties, given their Quebecois mystic. So the professor will find out first hand with these gorgeous Montreal companions on their art of companionship. May be I shall be so impressed that I call Montreal home.

    As to our friend, fat_man, he just have to do it the hard way as I recommended in order to get a from our beloved companions. Sorry.

    From 10,000 miles away
    Last edited by louisisgreat; 03-10-2005 at 06:02 AM.
    Louisisgreat
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    Ο εξορισμένος βασιλιάς φιλοσόφων της παν αυτοκρατορίας Ελληνικη.

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    Trimmed is always nicer for .
    When making your appointement with the SP, ask if is on the menu; and when she gets there, confirm it before any money changes hands. Always be sweet and gentlemanly about it... act a little shy about asking if you have to but DON`T come off as some ditry old man (Though it is my firm belief that dirty old men need love too! )
    I have met men who don`t seem to be able to clean themselves as well as I like... one more reason to invite the lady to shower or have a bath with you. Besides I find washing together is a nice way to start the intimacy, getting to know eachothers sensitive spots

    Ronnie,
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    They will forget what you said,
    they will forget what you did,
    but they will never forget the way you made them feel.

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    I Love More Romantic Talk And Erotic Action In Montreal!!!

    Anik Baby:

    "Pure satisfaction!!!" I am so impressed!!! Too bad I am at the other end of the Pacific Ocean and can only allow myself pure and simple intellectual pleasure for now. Or I shall have to stay longer, longer, and longer in the middle of nowhere. However, the world is small for me and Montreal is my next exile destination. So it is a matter of time. Can't wait for you to show me what "pure satisfaction" is, sweetheart!

    From 9,999.99 miles away. I am running back to Montreal now.
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    Louisisgreat
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    Ο εξορισμένος βασιλιάς φιλοσόφων της παν αυτοκρατορίας Ελληνικη.

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    Me, Louis and Anik in a hot tub woo hoo! Get the camers because this night will be steaming!!
    9,999.98 miles away because I am running to meet you!

    Ronnie,
    Naughtylady
    They will forget what you said,
    they will forget what you did,
    but they will never forget the way you made them feel.

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    My 2 cents

    Hey!

    First of all, be sure the ladies you book are reviewed for being a GFE that offers . Then, I would tell you to mention to the lady or agency that is very important for you (we all mean Big Boat Belonging to James, right??).
    I would not entirely shave or wax the hair if I were you, as Annik said, razor bumbs and irritation can be mistaken for something else. After all, GFE has it`s limits too and we are not all doctors... Instead, give them a little ``army`` hair cut close to the skin. If you are overweight and suffer from irritation due to sweat, your doctor can prescribe a cream to make it go away.
    I would also suggest to take a shower with your date. It`s very sensual and confirms her you are clean. When you visit a date, it`s very akward to ask him to take a shower.
    Make her comfortable, ask her what she likes the best, wich will allow you to tell her what YOU like the best without sounding rude. You can also get tasty lube to make it fun! Most important, don`t make her feel like she HAS to do it, it will ruin her mood and the whole session.
    If it still doesn`t work, then, I suggest you ask the SP why at the end of the session!!
    One last thing, if you have a lot of prec*m, unfortanely, it scares many women away.
    You should read the thread on merb talking about the best providers in Montreal, and narrow your choice to these particular ladies...
    Hope this helps..
    Lolita xx

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    Quote Originally Posted by Thecompanions
    (we all mean Big Boat Belonging to James, right??)
    Excellent acronym Lolita!! I may have to steal that sometime now when emailing providers
    Jules Winnfield (Samuel L. Jackson in Pulp Fiction) English, motherfu*ker, do you speak it?

    Typical Yankee fan in the Merb Sports Section!! Bwwaahh.

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    It is all in the way you ask...
    They will forget what you said,
    they will forget what you did,
    but they will never forget the way you made them feel.

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    Head vs intercourse

    And why, Anik, would you choose intercourse over head?

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    Rexroth,

    She said she would choose head over intercourse, go re-read her post.

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    Correction

    Eagerbeaver

    Yes I know. I was just about to make the correction, but you got there first.

    So let ask the question again: And why, Anik, would you choose head over intercourse?

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    [QUOTE=Le Cock Sportif]I thought Anik already answered that. Something about Catholic school upbringing, kneeling etc etc.

    If that is the case, then my sense is that there are a lot Catholics out there. Many an SP I have met have expressed either directly or indirectly the same preference. So, like you, I just want to hear a bit more about the subject.

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