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    Smile My Dream Date With 'The Girl Next Door'

    I woke up from an interesting dream this morning. There was this woman dressed in a loose but pretty long white gown, telling me she is ‘the girl next door’ and she wanted to fulfill my every and all wild desires, however I want them. “Wow”, I said in my dream, “my prayer to Zeus has been answered.” Hmmm…problem! The trouble is I have no idea what she looks like, both now and in my dream. Everything about her is blurred. She is, in essence, as vague as the term she used, ‘the girl next door’. Even now, I still wonder, how much ‘the girl next door look' is ‘the girl next door’? Is she beautiful, pretty, plain looking, an ugly duckling or what? I wonder….So goes the vagueness of this often used term, ‘the girl next door’.

    No only that, the term ‘the girl next door’ is so very ambiguous in its meanings. When I was a teenager, ‘the girl next door’ to my right was a drop dead gorgeous blonde by the name of Laura. She could easily be the nation’s beauty queen. I swear I would climb the highest mountain, swim across the largest ocean, and duel with the most evil of the evil ogres so I can have her in my arms. She was the reason I wished I could be 10 years older overnight then. So she would not treat me like a kid brother but a boyfriend instead.

    Interesting enough, ‘the girl next door’ to my left was an ugly duckling called Karen. No offense to her as we got along just fine. But I swear her pit bull dog looked much better than her. On a scale of 1 to 10, a lot of people would have given her a zero.

    I can still remember ‘the girl next door’ to my front was a so so looking redhead by the name of Kelly. A lot of people would say she was a ‘plain Jane’. I imagine if I were married to her, I probably would have a very uneventful family life. May be here and there we would have some domestic arguments over the kids, house chores, and what not. But by and large, nothing to brag about.

    There was also ‘the girl next door’ to my back, a long legged pretty looking brunette with all curves at the right place. Her name was Suzie. A lot of people would say she looked like a model but by no means as beautiful as my drop dead gorgeous blonde. She was the youngest of all these girls and we really liked each other. However, my heart was stolen by the beauty queen Laura.

    So which ‘the girl next door’ is my dream referring to? I wonder…. To make the story short, now we know the term ‘the girl next door’ is not only vague but ambiguous as well. I have to ask which “the girl next door’ can I refer to. It is Laura or Karen or Kelly or Suzie or Who?

    The bottom line is, the term ‘the girl next door’ when being used alone is not meaningful at all. I need to know which ‘the girl next door’ I can refer to. Otherwise, I might as well toss the term ‘the girl next door’ or ‘the girl next door look’ in the trash can. Certainly, I wish my dream date was ‘the girl next door’ by the name of Laura, as I still have a very vivid memory of how drop dead gorgeous she was.

    So to all the lovely ladies out there, if you want to date this romantic professor and you claim to be ‘the girl next door’, please send me at least some full length pictures with accurate measurements. Of course, appropriate credits will given to the bare all pictures and videos!!! LORL (laughing out really loud)!!!

    From 9998 miles away
    Last edited by louisisgreat; 03-12-2005 at 04:06 AM.
    Louisisgreat
    The exiled Philosopher King of the Pan Hellenistic Empire.
    Ο εξορισμένος βασιλιάς φιλοσόφων της παν αυτοκρατορίας Ελληνικη.

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    Interpret the dream

    I think Freud would have said U r having sexual fantasies about your mother (LOL)

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    Smile Exorcising Freudianism

    Hahahahahaha…..LMAO!!!!

    Boxtrain Pal:

    Didn’t Freud aka Fraud and his followers make enough money from poor souls like you?

    The professor is a little busy now exorcising the devils out of these meaningless linguistic terms such as ‘the girl next door’ and ‘the girl next door look’. So may I recommend you my lovely non-Freudian psychotherapist, Dr. Ronnie, aka The Naughty Lady? For sure she will exorcise the evil demons from your poor soul. She will also show you her talented non-Freudian skills of penis envy. Your money will be better spent with The Naughty One.

    Also, for your information, from Greek mythology, all philosopher kings are conceived by Mother Earth from the essence of the Universe. So mommy can never be ‘the girl next door’. And don’t be fooled by silly old frauds like Freud anymore. They are just trying to lay more and more guilt trips on you. Don’t you have enough already???

    Από 9997 μίλια μακριά (From 9997 miles away)
    Louisisgreat
    The exiled Philosopher King of the Pan Hellenistic Empire.
    Ο εξορισμένος βασιλιάς φιλοσόφων της παν αυτοκρατορίας Ελληνικη.

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    Home, My Sweet Home? The Universe Is My Home!

    Quote Originally Posted by Le Cock Sportif
    Me thinks you need to come back home. Ta milia einai nautika h apo ta alla?
    Ouk emoi alla to logou akousantes, homologein sophron estin han panta eivai.

    Don’t worry, Sporty Pal. The universe is my home. The world is small. Montreal is and has always been a part of Louisisgreat. The time will come, it is just a matter of soon or later. But if you want to send the contingent of beautiful French Canadian companions to fix me up now and make this exiled philosopher king forget his sorrows, I have no objection, my friend. It only takes 16 hours of flight time to this beauty island of Pacific paradise. Unfortunately, no company expenses allowed.

    From 9997 miles away
    Louisisgreat
    The exiled Philosopher King of the Pan Hellenistic Empire.
    Ο εξορισμένος βασιλιάς φιλοσόφων της παν αυτοκρατορίας Ελληνικη.

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    when are you guys gonna quit the greek philosophies

    kopste tis malakies!!

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    Exclamation So You Don't Want Philosophical Orgasm???

    Quote Originally Posted by mr.magoo
    when are you guys gonna quit the greek philosophies

    kopste tis malakies!!
    LMAO!!!

    Mr. Magoo Pal: You sound 'a little' Greek to me. Don't you agree with Sporty Sportif and myself that Greek philosophers make better lovers? On the other hand, you are welcome to discuss what a dream date SP is supposed to be. Or if you can shed more insights on this 'the girl next door' concept, it will be greatly appreciated. I may trade my Greek goddesses for your dream date SPs if they are 'that good'.

    From 9997 miles away
    Last edited by louisisgreat; 03-12-2005 at 09:32 PM.
    Louisisgreat
    The exiled Philosopher King of the Pan Hellenistic Empire.
    Ο εξορισμένος βασιλιάς φιλοσόφων της παν αυτοκρατορίας Ελληνικη.

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    So may I recommend you my lovely non-Freudian psychotherapist, Dr. Ronnie, aka The Naughty Lady? For sure she will exorcise the evil demons from your poor soul. She will also show you her talented non-Freudian skills of penis envy.
    I can exorcise more than just evil demons

    Ronnie,
    Naughtylady
    They will forget what you said,
    they will forget what you did,
    but they will never forget the way you made them feel.

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    To My Naughty Psychotherapist....

    Quote Originally Posted by naughtylady
    I can exorcise more than just evil demons

    Ronnie,
    Naughtylady

    I am sure you can, my dear Naughty One!
    Louisisgreat
    The exiled Philosopher King of the Pan Hellenistic Empire.
    Ο εξορισμένος βασιλιάς φιλοσόφων της παν αυτοκρατορίας Ελληνικη.

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