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    Tom Cruise & Katie Holmes set to divorce

    After five years of marriage, Tom Cruise, 49, and Katie Holmes, 33, are getting a divorce, People reports.

    “This is a personal and private matter for Katie and her family,” Holmes’s attorney Jonathan Wolfe told People. “Katie’s primary concern remains, as it always has been, her daughter’s best interest.”

    The couple have a daughter, Suri, 6. Cruise has two older children from his relationship with Nicole Kidman. Cruise and Holmes married in 2006.

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    I guess she couldn't handle him jumping on the furniture : )

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    Katie, call me. 514-57............ wait... email me: Sweetwater@mer...... uh.. meet me at the Chablis.
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    "Oh, it's all right. I'm sure that we can handle this situation maturely, just like the responsible adults that we are. Isn't that right, Mr... Poopy Pants?": Leslie Nielsen as Lt. Frank Drebin in "The Naked Gun 2 1/2: The Smell of Fear" (1991)
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    Pas vrai ! Chu tout bouleversé ! J'men va m'allumer une puff en recitant un chapelet !

    Tout d'un coup William and Kate sont les prochains ?
    Oh my Gawd ! J'va m'tirer une balle de ping pong dans tete !!!!

    Meanwhile enjoy this cheesy music... From 0:11 to 0:15
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hhNpSmbJmBM

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    ToM Cruise va surement d'ici la fin de l'année nous annoncer de nouvelles noces.Quel fou, Ca lui prend vraiment du temps a comprendre que le célibat est bien mieux pour son bas de laine,a ce rythme la il va se retrouver sur la paille assez rapidement.

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    Quote Originally Posted by simonpaul View Post
    ToM Cruise va surement d'ici la fin de l'année nous annoncer de nouvelles noces.Quel fou, Ca lui prend vraiment du temps a comprendre que le célibat est bien mieux pour son bas de laine,a ce rythme la il va se retrouver sur la paille assez rapidement.
    Peut-etre des noces avec John Travolta?

    Comme Travolta, il y a deja eut des rumeurs d'homosexualite concernant Cruise.

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    Quote Originally Posted by voyageur View Post
    I guess she couldn't handle him jumping on the furniture : )
    Hmmm,

    That's annoying, but there's a rumor floating that Katie found out Scientology requires believers to marry off their 1st born daughters to the local sect leader by the age of 15. Katie took off when she found out saying..."GO JUMP YOURSELF!!!".

    Cheers,

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    Quote Originally Posted by simonpaul View Post
    il va se retrouver sur la paille assez rapidement.
    J'aimerais bien me retrouver sur la paille avec Katie.
    “Truth, Justice, Freedom, Reasonably Priced Love.”

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    Quote Originally Posted by Siocnarf View Post
    J'aimerais bien me retrouver sur la paille avec Katie.
    Es-tu fou bordel ??? J'aimerais bien mieux me retrouver sur du duvet que sur la paille !

    En passant... J'en connais une qui lui ressemble comme deux gouttes d'eau.
    Veux tu la rencontrer ?
    Ca me ferait plaisir que tu te retrouve sur la paille avec.
    Car comme l'eglise du petit Tom..., je m'occuperais de ton cash sans aucun scrupule

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