Montreal Escorts

Guys & Girls-Your most hated questions?

What is your most hated question to be asked?

1) How many clients have you seen today/Have you busy? - This makes me laugh.. One day I will say your my 15th client today just to see the reaction.

2) What do you look like? - lol.. It's not for nothing I have a website with my pictures and description.

3) Is my penis average size? - Come on, REALLY... Do I REALLY have to answer that?

4) What's your REAL name? Valarie I swear by it!lol

From a guys perspective...A total mood killer, and one which is off bounds for me unless he mentions it.. Are you married?
 
Last edited:

Siocnarf

New Member
Jul 30, 2011
1,796
2
0
Snuggletown
3) Is my penis average size? - Come on, REALLY... Do I REALLY have to answer that?

Well, how are we supposed to know what is the average size of an erect penis? :lol: How do we know if we have a BBP? :)

Questions I don't like, but thankfuly don't get often:
-Did you come yet?
-How much money do you make?
-What is the capital of Uzbekistan?
 

anon_vlad

Well-Known Member
Apr 29, 2004
1,541
500
113
Visit site
My un-favorite questions:
1) How many escorts have you seen?
2) How long have you been hiring escorts?
3) Are you going to come soon?
4) Demands for tips in mid session
5) Queries about my finances
6) Do you mind if I text/smoke/fart? (I suppose it's worse when these last three questions are not asked.)
 

man77777

Well-Known Member
Jul 28, 2011
1,682
33
48
1) Can I call you "doc hollyday" ? (during daty)

2) Finished ?

3) Could you please ask to Manapart to review me plse plse plse ?

4) Are you really living alone in this appartment ?
 

ezekiel

Member
Aug 27, 2010
453
0
16
Habs Nation!
Last night I went to Cleo's and ..

A girl asked me if I had a GF?

i'm sorry but who give a damn

It's the same for providers we're suppose to be here to have some fun .. We're not here to figure out if we behave in proper manner regarding our relationship

I don't get why it can be interesting to know if the SP or the customer has a BF - GF..
 

CLOUD 500

Well-Known Member
Jan 10, 2005
6,792
3,526
113
For me these the most annoying and stupidest questions strippers ask me:

1)Do I not drink alcohol or what am I drinking and why not alcohol? (Who cares what I am drinking and what difference does it make? Just cuz I am in a tity bar does not mean I have to be drinking alcohol)

2)Do I have a GF and why do you not have a GF? (This is like asking me why the sky is blue? I do not know why... it just is blue just like I have no GF and who cares whether I have one or not. Does it make any difference at all?)
 

ManApart

Respect & Honour
Jul 4, 2011
1,408
3
0
45
On The Front lines
- Why do you call for escorts, you look like you could get a girlfriend?

- You write reviews? (kind of with a bit of annoyance)

- What do you do for a living? (then when I speak about it, she doesn't seem interested at all)


Hey, I'm often guilty of asking Valerie's 1st hated question also, so it's all good.
 

Siocnarf

New Member
Jul 30, 2011
1,796
2
0
Snuggletown
Wasisname, I thought it was Samarkand. I bet all the girls were making fun of me because of that.

Sometimes I ask if they've been working long today or just starting the shift, but I never asked how many clients. If it's an Indy I might ask if she takes many clients or just a few. It's the kind of question you might ask to anyone you're doing business with.

More often I guess it's the way the questions are asked more then the questions themselves. It's not the same when it's just for small talk or when you feel they are making judgements.
 

rollingstone

Member
Sep 4, 2006
655
3
18
These are questions/comments I hate

1) How many escorts have you been with?
2) Your cock is huge (umm thanks, but I never asked. Way to ruin the immersion! An escort telling her client that he has a big cock, what a cliche)
3) You are not fat at all (Wow you really are blind!)

And basically any comment which goes beyond polite flattery. At first I used to think it was my fault, that I couldn't take a compliment, because the comments were delivered so convincingly. Now I just grit my teeth and let it pass.
 

freedom3

New Member
Jun 10, 2006
255
2
0
When i was/am working in SC (straight stripper), things get even worse concerning stupid questions....:help:

Please don't leave us hanging. What were you asked?
 
You guys have me laughing.. I can't believe your get asked that..lol

I forgot my favorite, so I am adding it late..

-I am young/hot, don't I get a discount?- I guess they figure that only nasty old men call (oh not true) and we should be so privileged to be meeting them..lol


-I am so great in bed/We have such great "chemistry" - let me call you another time and you can come for free?/ Let's be "Fuck friends"? LOL

-Do you have a BF/Husband/SO?
 
Last edited:

michael99

Member
Jul 30, 2011
127
0
16
when i was indy:

So you don't offer incall, but would you come to my place? Well, if i don't do incall, nor outcall; there will be a huge problem!!!! (i heard that one at least twice per week)

That is actually a very valid question.
"My place" is the place where they live, their house or apartment. Many escorts will not go to a person's private home - their outcalls are restricted to hotels and possibly motels.
 

michael99

Member
Jul 30, 2011
127
0
16
When I started in this hobby many moons ago, I was actually confused about "incall" - I thought that was when the girl was coming to me - into the place where I was, "In" from my perspective.
"Outcall" I thought was when I had to go out to see the girl.

Maybe some guys new to the hobby were confused as well.
 

Dauphin

New Member
Jun 28, 2009
42
0
0
One of the strangest question I've been asked, which came from Marilyn (Private Lies) was : «How would you react if it were your daughter who answered the door ?»
 

Doc Holliday

Hopelessly horny
Sep 27, 2003
19,290
717
113
Canada
1) how old are you?

2) do you post on Merb?

3) what kind of work do you do?

4) why are you getting soft? is it because of me?

5) have you seen #####? I think she's a fucking bitch!
 
Ashley Madison
Toronto Escorts