I get a kick out of this board, and sometimes I giggle uncontrollably at some of the stories.
I think the best ones include the tale of the attractive young outcall escort who asked to use the bathroom upon entering the motel room and then laid a serious turd and forgot to flush. That was a classic. Whatever happened to that escort? I can't imagine that story helped her career.
The "teabagging" thread was pretty funny too, guys discussing whether there's an SP who can do this particular maneuvre, which is basically to dip your scrotum pouch into the woman's mouth. I suspect it was a put-on.
My fave tho is the story about the massage chick who said that she offered a shower massage, which she described with specific, arcane, dedicate terminology, some very dodgy sounding Japanese word. The poster said he was sure she'd invented the word. The idea of some new-age nutty sex trade worker trying to convince a horny customer about the legitimate health benefits of some obscure "shower" massage seemed particularly absurd.
What's your funniest merb moment?