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Thread: The funniest thing you've ever read on Merb?

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    The funniest thing you've ever read on Merb?

    I get a kick out of this board, and sometimes I giggle uncontrollably at some of the stories.

    I think the best ones include the tale of the attractive young outcall escort who asked to use the bathroom upon entering the motel room and then laid a serious turd and forgot to flush. That was a classic. Whatever happened to that escort? I can't imagine that story helped her career.

    The "teabagging" thread was pretty funny too, guys discussing whether there's an SP who can do this particular maneuvre, which is basically to dip your scrotum pouch into the woman's mouth. I suspect it was a put-on.

    My fave tho is the story about the massage chick who said that she offered a shower massage, which she described with specific, arcane, dedicate terminology, some very dodgy sounding Japanese word. The poster said he was sure she'd invented the word. The idea of some new-age nutty sex trade worker trying to convince a horny customer about the legitimate health benefits of some obscure "shower" massage seemed particularly absurd.

    What's your funniest merb moment?

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    Well I miss Bob Crane's posts very much, he had a way with words that could give you quite a laugh! lolll even his avatar was funny A simple massage visit could become a novel with intrigue and drama, or incredible written stand-up performances...

    EB Samarino also was really funny especially when you had to read between the lines I used to read his posts with great pleasure, a mix of ironic intelligence with a real escorting encyclopedia

    So there are many posts that have funny anecdotes, following current threads or searching through the archive here is never boring!

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    Last edited by Sophia; 05-06-2005 at 11:26 PM.

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    Yeah, I think you speak for all of us when you say you miss Bob Crane. He did have a way with words.

    One of my favs is the one about the escort and the hobbiest who were being watched by the window washers on the 20 something floor.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Roland


    Its from a West Island Massage Post. When I first read it I found it absolutely obnoxious. But after reading it over it has got to be one of the funniest ever.

    Roland
    Reading that post made me think of the old joke: What's the difference between humour and odour? Humour is a shift of wit.

    This is most definitely not humour.

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    EagerBeaver in his underwear in a hotel lobby - Instant classic
    Try everything in life at least once, except incest & maybe square dancing.

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    There was also Koenig relating his ''adventure'' with ''Jade'' of Fantasme agency a couple of years ago

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    ...or the time Olie talked about a SW, and reputed BJ provider, whose ass had become so large over the years that now you could put a case of 24 on it, together with the pretzels and nuts...

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    I miss SL <---> EB bombastic exchanges every Friday afternoon back in the spring-summer of 2004.
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    How the hell do you know about exchanges in '04 if you just joined?
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    Quote Originally Posted by btyger
    How The hell dO you know about exchaNges in '04 if You just joined?
    Probably because Asparagus is someone else?!? (

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    It was a rheotorical question, but thank you
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    Quote Originally Posted by spiderman05
    Is that his Mrs Doubtfire review? That was the funniest review I ever read here.
    Correct!

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    1. EagerBeaver in his undies in the hotel lobby.
    2. EagerBeaver and the SP 'having her monthlies' on his back.

    He really lives up to 'Veteran of Misadventures' moniker, LOL

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    SERGEANT: Like a big blue bird....with bright red boots! Why don't you take the rest of the night off now, Mooney. Go back to Murphy's bar and finish what you plainly started. I'll be off myself in a bit and join ya there...

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    `Mrs. Doubtfire` Review:

    https://merb.cc/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=1245

    It`s long, so I did not want to repost it.

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    MOONEY: Sergeant, I swear! Flying! With a big red cape! And bright red boots as well! Then, quick as a wink - he was gone! Flew up in the air again, he did. Like a big blue bird!
    SERGEANT: Like a big blue bird....with bright red boots! Why don't you take the rest of the night off now, Mooney. Go back to Murphy's bar and finish what you plainly started. I'll be off myself in a bit and join ya there...

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    Quote Originally Posted by ck_nj
    1. EagerBeaver in his undies in the hotel lobby.
    2. EagerBeaver and the SP 'having her monthlies' on his back.

    He really lives up to 'Veteran of Misadventures' moniker, LOL

    CK
    Don't forget his story about the sandwich he ate with extra onions and tsatsiki sauce at Kojax right before his date with an SP. Apparently there are some odors Listerine can't kill. Poor girl!
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    When I feel like I'm winning when I'm losing again"

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