Need to go to the toilet

How about taking care of business before the SP arrives?


EDIT: Now EB, you know better than to quote the post directly above you!

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First question is sara a female???? Second why 10 to 15 min?? If you need to go that bad it should be instant?? You lost your bathroom time. One time I was at a FS strip club and after many beer went for a CBJ, did not know whether I wa going to pee or cum lucky it was the latter would have been embarassing to see a condom fill up. Never do that again.
Added note: I have mentioned this before and will again but what is with all the reply with quote when it is the first one or just above? Happens a lot here.

Ok for a quick pee, no big deal, but 10-15 minutes? It means you're taking a dump, or have some bladder issues. Of course you lose your time.

I always make a stop before my appointment, even if i don't feel the need to.

If you get the right SP, you can kill two birds with one stone!!!:lol:

Some girls do not like to give BBBJ right after a person pees ( my ex-wife would not for 15 min ) as there is still some in the penis.

Best thing take the pee or dump quick shower and your good to go :lol:

I never drink alcohol prior to an encounter. I don't anything to affect my 'performance', so to speak, and i don't want to have the urge to pee while i'm with a guest.

I also never eat much prior to an encounter. Eating gets me bloated & sometimes sleepy, and the last thing i want is to feel the urge to go for a 'dump' prior & during an encounter. DO NOT EAT ANY SHISH KABOB FROM KOJAX OR ANYWHERE ELSE PRIOR TO AN ENCOUNTER!!!! Or else you'll likely wind up regretting it!

p.s. I'd also avoid drinking coffee or milk prior to an encounter. They often promote acute bowel movements.

I always pee before the shower... and i never drink alchool before a meeting either... Sometimes like yesterday i had food before an SP(the second one) and just before she arrived i could had go to the bathroom...but i was showered and i just holded it...was not a big urgent thing... had a couple of tummy "garouillis" at first but it pass very quickly. I would never take a dump before or during an encounter, i would have to shower again...

maybe you are nervous

John S. Black said:

i had a chick come to the motel 1 time and she took a power dump which im sure not only fumigated the whole building and surrounding houses but really caused a rock hard erection to disapate.

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Your right about that, i know this is nature and everybody shit, and its not because she is a smokin hot girl that she don't, and shit is disgusting no matter who make it, but this is a thing i don't want to experience or see when i call a girl for sexe. If she would take a huge dump and it would smell shit in the room, that would be a mood killer and i wouldn't be exited anymore. Even if she is ok with extending her time with me because she loose time taking it and she get back in the shower and all, somehow the smell remain in the mind and i dunno, i don't see myself wanting to grab that ass or worst kiss it...

I know its all psychological but well. Its like would you kiss a girl after seeing another guy cum in her mouth right before? I would not even if she brush her teeth and use mouth wash. But the thing is, when im the second or third client, there is a great chance it actually just happened 20 mins before... lol , but i don't know and i didn't see it, so it goes better.

You guys never heard of imodium aka loperamide? I think you guys need to do a little bit more research and inspection in the laxative/constipation aisle of your pharmacy before posting. I am amazed by the ignorance of some of these posts. If you really believe that the gastrointesinal tract and bowels cannot be controlled, and that we are at the mercy of nature at all times, I would suggest you make an appointment with a gastroenterologist immediately. It is simply not true. There are also prescription anti-spasmodics like bentyl, levsin and donnatal although these drugs can have side effects. There is also tincture of opium which stops the bowels cold.

Well its not that we are not aware, its more like i won't spend money on stuff to "control" my shit time... lol And im perfectly fine with doing it when nature call. I mean sure like everybody i had a few moments i had to take a shit and couldn't, was on the street and was walking fast to come home, or i had to use a public bathroom(wich i don't like) but in general... its ok to go when i need to go.

Maybe for an SP its something they would use, since there body is there job tool, but as a client who see 1 or 2 every month or 2 month or whatever... i won't bother.

I rememeber one time I met was with an sp who I was banging anally for a good 20 mins then she just stopped and ran to the bathroom.She didn't even close the door I thought she had to vomit but when I approached her she was on the can and the smell was so bad it killed my mood and erection so I know how you feel JSB

p.s. funny part while she was on the can she tried to blow me to get me hard again but the stench was just too much

I had an SP that had to evacuate so bad after anal that she grabbed a waste paper basket and made a deposit.

Holy SHIT !!! (Pun intended) damn this is some fucked up stuff, shiting in a basket... blowing you while taking a dump... HAHAHAHAHA

Omg I thought my story was bad the prize goes to Tnt lol

Jesus...am coming to Montreal in a few weeks...was hoping to find an SP to try anal with for the first time...you guys have scared me straight, maybe best to stick to the pussy

In all my anal adventures ( 25+ times ), I have never experienced this sort of thing. I only caused a girl to let a gaseous monster out once.

I have pulled out several poopsickles when doing anal, I will assume this is not so uncommon.