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Doc Holliday

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Hockey thread dedicated to the person with the most posts in this thread, obsessed with Leafs fans. A former die-hard member of Leafs Nation, the one and only:

Ms. Cairo
 
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i think most REAL hockey fans know the habs fans are the worst in all of sports, but it sure makes for a fun trainwreck every season when they fail to win the cup... BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHA


Typical scab fan, "we have a great team, we will finally win "our" cup again this season"........ then "we were robbed by the refs in every game we didnt win" WAAAAAAAAA!!!

it's getting hard to keep up with all the hockey threads so not sure im gonna post much Doc....theres only so much time in a day ya know lol, and with all the nasty degrating things i could post towards the scabs and their boneheaded fans, i would be broke as i would never get time to work and make a living....BWAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
 

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i know i don't have to read these sports threads but we have reached a new low in debating the merits of our respective teams havent we ?
 

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What amazes me about their bandwagon-jumping fans are how obsessed they can be on an annual basis with topics often involving turmoil within the team. Actually, it seems they crave turmoil among its players. Last year, it was the Kostitsyn brothers & their connections to organized crime. How much some of the players enjoyed partying, etc. What a bum Carey Price was, that he was an alcoholic, etc. Same with Chris Higgins. Carbo was a god, then he gets fired, etc. This season hasn't been any different, but their obsession is directed elsewhere. They seem to be eternally jealous that players (a.k.a.) they drafted actually had the nerve to leave Mtl to go play elsewhere for more money. Their jealousy causes them to constantly belittle former habs such as Mike Komisarek, a player they all adored & wanted to be their future captain. They also spend most of their time attacking a rival team (e.g. Toronto Maple Leafs) whenever they want to ignore a question or admit that their team sucks as much. And this season, it's the constant arguing over their goaltending, who's the better of the two, Price is a bum, Halak is great, etc. Unreal!
 

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i know i don't have to read these sports threads but we have reached a new low in debating the merits of our respective teams havent we ?

My thread is a response to G1GBallday's new thread. I figured i could have my fun too. So as long as G1GBallday's thread will be here, mine's here to stay.
 

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Another thing that the hypocrite Habs fans enjoy doing is constantly bringing up the past. How many cups the Habs won, how long ago, how many times they beat Boston 2 years ago, etc. They answer a question with a question about the Habs' past. Always! But then again, can you blame them? The present & future doesn't look exactly great for the bandwagon-jumping kings of sports fans.

Hockey fan: "Did you see Latendresse last night? He was great! He had a goal & three assists for the Wild."
Typical Habs fan: "The Habs won the Stanley Cup in 1993. When did Minnesota ever win a cup?"

Hockey fan: "I think firing Guy Carbonneau was a big mistake that the team will live to regret."
Typical Habs fan: "Scotty Bowman was the best coach in the NHL back in the 70's & won many cups!"

Hockey fan: "You can't win games when the opposing team constantly has over 40 shots per game & you only score once or twice."
Typical Habs fan: "Price sucks!! Get rid of him now, he's a bum!"

Hockey fan: "I can't believe Toronto had 50 shots on net last night to the Habs' 20 shots & yet still lost the game."
Typical Habs fan: "Price was great! He's the best goaltender in the NHL & the team better keep him!"
 
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Another thing that the hypocrite Habs fans enjoy doing is constantly bringing up the past. How many cups the Habs won, how long ago, how many times they beat Boston 2 years ago, etc. They answer a question with a question about the Habs' past. Always! But then again, can you blame them? The present & future doesn't look exactly great for the bandwagon-jumping kings of sports fans.

Well so does the present,past and futur of the sorry marble loafs!!!LOL!!!!!!!!!!!
 

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ROFL!!!!! you fall into EVERY trap i set for you! BWAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!..... my trap caught a big fat rat! .... and to see you happy by my post also means that stress i pointed out you were having in the threads is pure evidence :)...... ty for proving my point, now you better hurry, the scabs/sens game is about to start and i know you got your habs foam finger, habs bandanna on, habs hat on, and probably your habs panties and dress on as well :eek:

PS. ewwwww i was hungry until i got a vision of that..... im sure dumber likes it tho :)


Now THAT is the best news of the century!
 

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BWAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA

You really aren't very clever, are you? Poor guy: dumb and sexually confused - that's quite a double handicap you have. But at least in tough times you can rest your head on the shoulder of your very close friend. Well, whatever rocks your boat, I guess.
 

lgna69xxx

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cosmo is actually not only the typical habs fan, he is dumbfounded that there are actually more posts in favor of his team in the threads !!, ummmmm, ya think? geez , i wonder why? lol......... habs fans are to damned easy sometimes :)
You've just proven my point. Thank you.

Cosmo = Typical Habs fan
 

lgna69xxx

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another Trap, another lame post saying the same lame stuff over and over by mrs C...... watch that stuff called stress my man, it can be a bitch if you let it take over your life, bwhahahahahaah ;)

You really aren't very clever, are you? Poor guy: dumb and sexually confused - that's quite a double handicap you have. But at least in tough times you can rest your head on the shoulder of your very close friend. Well, whatever rocks your boat, I guess.
 
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