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Merlot

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LOL!

Just $200 each. Usually it's at least $300-350 an hour for a guy to find that kind of fun in the U.S. How come the women get all of the discounts??? :D

Damn, a thing like that could ruin the economy in Montreal if the wives of all the married hobbyists on this board got the same idea. Break out the vaseline boys. ;)

Good luck,

Merlot
 
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All jokes aside, I hope they CAN put the jokes aside and prosecute these women for what is a blatant case of assault and imprisonment. Look, I get the anger and the hurt and the desire to hit back after being cheated on, but imagine if a man would dare do the equivalent thing to his cheating wife. It would be seen as violent abuse, which is exactly the case here.
 

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Nobody has asked the most obvious question which is how did they get his penis unglued? I would think the only way to break that seal is with chemicals that would be very harsh on the penis skin. But it is not reported if the penis was unglued or stripped off the stomach. I would think the answer to this question would be a critical factor in the prosecution.
 

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All jokes aside, I hope they CAN put the jokes aside and prosecute these women for what is a blatant case of assault and imprisonment. Look, I get the anger and the hurt and the desire to hit back after being cheated on, but imagine if a man would dare do the equivalent thing to his cheating wife. It would be seen as violent abuse, which is exactly the case here.

Agree, but sadly this would be politically incorrect.
 

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Nobody has asked the most obvious question which is how did they get his penis unglued? I would think the only way to break that seal is with chemicals that would be very harsh on the penis skin. But it is not reported if the penis was unglued or stripped off the stomach. I would think the answer to this question would be a critical factor in the prosecution.

Very good point.

As for the medical issue of what was done to...um.....ungird his loins, maybe this is a marketing opportunity for a new product. "WP-40?" "The DikUnstik"? I could go on.
 

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Want to talk about it?

Nothing much to talk about - this is who I am. I am a person who believes in equal treatment for all. Anytime the system shows bias to one group over another, it irks me somewhat.

Female teachers molesting little boys, and getting either afew months in jail or suspended sentences. Government refusing to help its citizens abroad because they are not of the right racial group. Governments which say they "care", but will take every opportunity to delay making a decision until any decision they make is meaningless.
 
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