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How often does an MP or FSP meet your expectations?

kaydee1968

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I know for me, not very often at all. Maybe 10% of the time. Maybe my expectations are too high? Descriptions are usually inaccurate, and/or pics are airbrushed, or just taken in a way to hide flaws. I get to wherever I am going, and am usually disappointed. Why do I keep going back with such a low success rate? I really ask myself that often. Perhaps I just think I'll strike gold some day? I guess it's like playing the lottery!
 

Doc Holliday

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For me, the sps i see meet my expectations at least 90% of the time. However, unlike many people out there, i'm usually very picky in regards to who i see & i've usually done my research before finally deciding on whom i want to see. I usually like to repeat with girls who've litterally blown my mind. Over the years, i've repeated more & more.....what can i say? I've learned to like meeting girls i already know a little about. It's almost like having a temporary fuck friend. I usually see 1 or 2 new sps per trip, mixed in with a couple of regulars. I don't get bored that way & i might even get to meet a 'new' friend for my following trips.
 
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IamNY

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They tend to meet my expectations about 75% of the time. I like to do as much research as possible before taking the plung and for the most part I have been very satisfied.
 

Possum Trot

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There is a fairly easy way to raise your average to 100%. Alternate between Lilly Lombard and Moramore.

Finding the next Lilly or Mora is a little more difficult. I batted .750 trying to replace Coralie. Lyla and Emma. I tend more to towards personnality and talent with a big dash of nice than 19 year old rodeo queens though.
 

Doc Holliday

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There is a fairly easy way to raise your average to 100%. Alternate between Lilly Lombard and Moramore.

There's nothign like going for a 'sure bet'. It's like going to the plate & knowing you'll be thrown fastballs for every at bat. I must also add to my prior post that in my hobbyist life, i might have met only 3 or 4 disappointments where the 'date' was a real downer & a definite no-repeat. That's when i realized how important it was to do my homework prior to seeing someone. It's my hard-earned money, after all.
 

hungry101

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I have to say that in Montreal the SP's meet my expectations about 90% of the time. There were a couple of SPs that I met in the last year that I believe weren't on par with the rest of the girls I have experienced in Montreal. I have to say though that I think I have grown spoiled by SPs of Montreal. If I would have seen those "marginal" girls on my first visit here or If I would have seen them in the US I would have probably been happy. The girls here are so much better than SP's I have been with in other places. I will say that there are two types of girls that I like to see. The first is a knock out gorgeous 18-21 year old girl that I have not been able to pick up during the last 15 years of my life. You know, the kind of girl that is so hot that I find myself biting my lip saying "Jesus Christ" over and over to myself and laughing about what a bargain she is for 180-200$. The other type of girl is probably a few years older. She is still very hot but more importantly she blows my mind with the passion she delivers during our session of love making.

Now when I hobby outside of Montreal my success rate is about 10%. I find myself thinking I wish I would have not called the service and saved my 200$ for a weekend in Montreal. Maybe the reason is that I am frequently flying blind in these areas because I do not have a resource like MERB available or I have not had the time to do the proper research.

I have yet to try Thailand or a German FKK club yet but so far, for my money the best I have seen is in Montreal.
 

mwvisitor

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Do your research on here and you can do 90% or better. A reputable agency is the best place to start then checking the ladies reviews out. I have to say that I am in the 90 to 95% range. That average though is be ause of this site.
 

RobinX

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So far I have only visited MPs, and they meet my expectations about 90% of the time. I agree that doing your research beforehand in the key to success. I pay special attention to the "Best of" threads, such as the "Best of the year", "Most beautiful", "Best GFE", which are especially invaluable in choosing a good service provider.
 

evillethings

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I like this old thread...

My SP sessions have met my expectations about 80% of the time. So 4-out-of-5 ladies I've met have resulted in good to great sessions.

Furthermore, I'd say 1 out of those 4 good/great sessions have been absolute Gems!

So I'm starting to see a fork in the road and down the line I'll be following the leads of some veteran Merbites - focusing more on repeats with those Gems, rather than prospecting for new finds the majority of the time. Of course, anything could happen and prospecting for treasure could remain the norm.
 
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evillethings

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They meet my expectations way too often... I have used all my credit limits... If few could have cold me out, probably I wouldn't have to put my loft for sale now and cancel the lease on my hummer to get a new Jetta at $159 per month ...
10-4Roger I really hope you're kidding! You drove a Hummer???
Seriously, that's quite the financial drain.
 

Merlot

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I know for me, not very often at all. Maybe 10% of the time. Maybe my expectations are too high? Descriptions are usually inaccurate, and/or pics are airbrushed, or just taken in a way to hide flaws. I get to wherever I am going, and am usually disappointed. Why do I keep going back with such a low success rate? I really ask myself that often. Perhaps I just think I'll strike gold some day? I guess it's like playing the lottery!

Hello Kaydee,

If I lived in Montreal I would probably get carried away by spur of the moment urges and stimulating photos of SPs. But generally because the lack of opportunity to get to Montreal means I need to make every meeting count I have had about a 75-80% high satisfaction rate. The reason is simple. I don't take many risks. I do my research and chose either those SPs who have a firmly established positive reputation, or I stick to favorites I know will be great for me.

On the other hand I also don't seek out many of the sexual options others do. My requirements are fewer and I am probably not as difficult to please as some other hobbyists. And of those who were not in my "high satisfaction" category many were fairly satisfying since I have had very good times with some fine ladies who don't truly fit into expectations for a GFE.

So for me it's a matter of planning, avoiding experimenting with unknowns, and having more realistic or at least less complex expectations. That makes the chances of sexual satisfaction much higher.

They meet my expectations way too often... I have used all my credit limits... If few could have cold me out, probably I wouldn't have to put my loft for sale now and cancel the lease on my hummer to get a new Jetta at $159 per month ...

So you maxed your credit cards for SPs. Dare anyone ask the amount all of that adds up to??? I can only imagine it's near 6 figures ($100,000). I know some who who've done this...and they are very unhappy about it.

Cheers,

Merlot
 
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Ricky bonds

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My lips are zipped on this one.. Well half zipped..
Out of all the ladies I've seen in 2010:
85% were incredible.
7 became friends that I party with ( on their insist )
5 I see without spending any money on the deed...( just on alcohol and whatever else we do because I'm a gentleman who treats )
And 60% of that 85% text me to ask if I'm coming to see them ( which could be quite annoying )
 

evillethings

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And 60% of that 85% text me to ask if I'm coming to see them ( which could be quite annoying )
Listen Slappy Banger... haha
Have you subscribed for a seperate line ... a special Ricky bonds hotline to handle those txt's and calls? :)
 

Ricky bonds

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montreal or costa rica baby
Listen Slappy Banger... haha
Have you subscribed for a seperate line ... a special Ricky bonds hotline to handle those txt's and calls? :)


Lmfao.. 'Pubic mobile' unlimited talk, text, and long distance When your on the island... An avid callers dream come true..!
Shut if off when your at home, and keep it open during work/road/fun time...
 

Aeolus

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Okay, I've crunched the numbers by category for SPs I've seen:

Face/Body:

Fails to meet expectations: 27% of the time
Meets expectations: 46% of the time
Exceeds expectations: 27% of the time

Note: Those not meeting expectations in this category weren't necessarily unattractive facially, as the plainest looking SP I've seen was an acceptable 6/10. Girls who bomb in this category usually do so more for body issues (i.e. too many tattoos, over tanning, large ass, etc.).

Service:

Fails to meet expectations: 18% of the time
Meets expectations: 63% of the time
Exceeds expectations: 18% of the time

Note: Those failing to meet expectations typically either give an uninspired BJ or are too passive during FS.

Personality:

Fails to meet expectations: 36% of the time
Meets expectations: 45% of the time
Exceeds expectations: 18% of the time

Note: Girls have the toughest time pleasing me in this category. Those failing to meet expectations are normally polite and respectful but are simply out-to-lunch (i.e. immature, distant, dumb, guarded, superficial, insincere, under the influence, etc.). These girls usually can't carry on a decent conversation and/or are overly professional.

Percentage of SPs exceeding expectations in all three categories: 9%
 

evillethings

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... thats why I stick with people and places I know.
That's kinda always in the back of my mind these days. I'm thinking of changing up my SP new/repeat mix... thinking... that's all I can do while I get over this F'ing cold bug! F! this weather!:mad:
 

Zatara

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I find that the real massage and sensual massages ( with happy ending ) will be your best bet for satisfaction. The more erotic an exotic massages are the most disappointing. I try to look for reviews before I go for the more erotic experiences. The greatest disappointment is when the SP masseuse rushes the job and is done in half the time, the disappointment is in bad value. I guess you can call it the Wham Bamm, thank you Sam experience.
 

sweetwater

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I think I'm in the 90 percent bracket. I tend to over research reviews to see how others have fared with the ladiew I have my eye on. If there aren't enough reviews, I will either take a chance or go to he next one. Recently I got to know a lady through pm.s and had a real good idea of what to expect. That worked out very well. :D I have a tendency to repeat with the ones that I've had good experiences with.
There's nothign like going for a 'sure bet'...
That's for sure, Doc.
Sweetwater
 
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