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Me and some buddys were sitting around, doing things and what not. The topic led to turn offs.

So, we spoke of this,

Turns out what turns off, disgusts us, is woman that leave telltale signs of toilet paper in regions that are suppposed to clean and free of any debris. Totally want to move on.

Bad odour, from anywhere on them, especialy the ol' snack shop.

gotta admit, have seen some pretty ugly snatch at times too.

This is just to speak out, you know, when your buzzing or what not.
 

metoo4

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Fake moans.
I want to know how I'm doing ladies. Moans from a girl that is totally dry, nipples not reacting, no skin temperature change, it can only be faked.
I know I'm not a super porn star, that is where I'm aiming. If I'm not doing it good, don't fake it. Guide me to your buttons. This is the way to learn and get perfect.
 

Aeolus

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Turns out what turns off, disgusts us, is woman that leave telltale signs of toilet paper in regions that are suppposed to clean and free of any debris.

Oh, come on! At least they wipe! Blame the TP, not the SP!

Top Turn-offs:

01.) Obesity
02.) Ugliness
03.) Hair on any of the wrong places
04.) HUGE boobs (especially fake HUGE boobs)
05.) Over-tanned / dark complexion
06.) Tattoos (especially sleeves, tasteless designs, or multiple pieces)
07.) Unpleasant Odor
08.) Shyness / passivity
09.) Bad attitude
10.) Lack of intelligence
11.) Addiction
12.) Shallow V / loose V
13.) Overly short hair
 

Merlot

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Hello all,

Fake moans.
I want to know how I'm doing ladies. Moans from a girl that is totally dry, nipples not reacting, no skin temperature change, it can only be faked.
I know I'm not a super porn star, that is where I'm aiming. If I'm not doing it good, don't fake it. Guide me to your buttons. This is the way to learn and get perfect.

YUP!!!!!!!!!! I have to say having to endure the acting, often very obvious acting when it happens, REALLY SUCKS! I don't get much of this during sex, but there is this fake personality act where the escort talks like she's in a cheap porn movie that's so irritating. Hello Baby. So good to be here Baby. Yes, Baby. Sure Baby. Okay Baby. Baby Baby Baby Baby Baby Baby Baby Baby Baby Baby Baby Baby...enough already. You don't have to open up your soul to a stranger like me, but just try to be a little more genuine..."BABY"...ish.

Oh, come on! At least they wipe! Blame the TP, not the SP!

Top Turn-offs:

01.) Obesity
02.) Ugliness
03.) Hair on any of the wrong places
04.) HUGE boobs (especially fake HUGE boobs)
05.) Over-tanned / dark complexion
06.) Tattoos (especially sleeves, tasteless designs, or multiple pieces)
07.) Unpleasant Odor
08.) Shyness / passivity
09.) Bad attitude
10.) Lack of intelligence
11.) Addiction
12.) Shallow V / loose V
13.) Overly short hair

I don't run into obesity, ugliness, hair in the wrong places in my escort experiences; and I like some tattoos, well done enhanced boobs, a little shyness, small breasts, and very short hair can be stunning. But ATTITUDE...damn. LOSE IT!!! Nothing turns me off more than the big "TUDE"...especially if someone talks ghetto like I'm inside some bad rap video. Hey, she doesn't have to change who she is for me, but if she can't lose the tude I've got her $20 and have a nice day money waiting.

Cheers,

Merlot
 
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lgna69xxx

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bad hygiene in general... if your a client/sp, or bf/gf, husband/wife, or whatever, have some common sense and take a shower and smell good
 

Jman47

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YUP!!!!!!!!!! I have to say having to endure the acting, often very obvious acting when it happens, REALLY SUCKS! I don't get much of this during sex, but there is this fake personality act where the escort talks like she's in a cheap porn movie that's so irritating. Hello Baby. So good to be here Baby. Yes, Baby. Sure Baby. Okay Baby. Baby Baby Baby Baby Baby Baby Baby Baby Baby Baby Baby Baby...enough already. You don't have to open up your soul to a stranger like me, but just try to be a little more genuine..."BABY"...ish.

IMHO faking (particularly exaggerated faking) insults my intelligence and my male ego. I am sure there are some guys (the its all about me man) who just don't care...but to those of us who believe the art of love making is not just a 1 team or spectator sport...turning on your partner is as much a turn on as having it happen to you.

I don't run into obesity, ugliness, hair in the wrong places in my escort experiences; and I like some tattoos, well done enhanced boobs, a little shyness, small breasts, and very short hair can be stunning. But ATTITUDE...damn. LOSE IT!!! Nothing turns me off more than the big "TUDE"...especially if someone talks ghetto like I'm inside some bad rap video. Hey, she doesn't have to change who she is for me, but if she can't lose the tude I've got her $20 and have a nice day money waiting.

Cheers,

Merlot

Great point M about the ghetto speak...another thing that turns me off is a lady that cannot write. No caps, no punctuation, poor spelling and grammar...big turn off because it is a clear sign of either lack of intelligence or just being lazy. I prefer ladies with a bit of sophistication and intelligence to go with their hot looks and sexy being.

Have fun,

Jman
 

Octavian

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Oh, come on! At least they wipe! Blame the TP, not the SP!

Top Turn-offs:

01.) Obesity
02.) Ugliness
03.) Hair on any of the wrong places


06.) Tattoos (especially sleeves, tasteless designs, or multiple pieces)
07.) Unpleasant Odor
08.) Shyness

10.) Lack of intelligence
11.) Addiction

13.) Overly short hair

Are you talking about merb members?
 

TheDon

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Bad breath.
Bad teeth.
Too much makeup.
Overly greasy hair.
Overly long fake nails.
Ugly feet.
Smelly ass hole.
Warts, especially in bad places.
 

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my choice

pretty simple for me, two things

1) Not a gold digger
2) An intellectual woman

As for choice 1, I know this is like winning the lottery . . . oh well, at least when you play the lottery it will only costs you $2 a draw (eg.: 6/49), if you get a gold digger it will cost you a lot more than that.
 
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Body dis figuration due to medical reasons like operation scars, body dis figuration due to tattoos, piercings, and yes, even branding.
 

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Smoking or smoker's breath, clothing, hair etc is a big turn off for me.


Top Turn-offs:

01.) Obesity
02.) Ugliness
03.) Hair on any of the wrong places
04.) HUGE boobs (especially fake HUGE boobs)
05.) Over-tanned / dark complexion
06.) Tattoos (especially sleeves, tasteless designs, or multiple pieces)
07.) Unpleasant Odor
08.) Shyness / passivity
09.) Bad attitude
10.) Lack of intelligence
11.) Addiction
12.) Shallow V / loose V
13.) Overly short hair
Also, how many clients do you think fill 90% of these charactertistics. I really feel for what these girls have to put up with too.
 

Jman47

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Also, how many clients do you think fill 90% of these charactertistics. I really feel for what these girls have to put up with too.

Excellent point SK.

Plus the ladies have another couple to contend with misogony and machismo. I can't imagine there many worse things than a guy who either hates woman and needs a release OR is so in love with himself all he does is talk about how great he is while he's doing it...BARF...
I suppose both could fall under attitude, but I thought they deserved special mention.

Have fun,

Jman
 
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