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How would you rate yourself?

Toxic1979

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As clients and merbites we use MERB to publicly post a review and sometimes a rating on the sp.'s that we meet with.

Applying the same principle, how would you rate yourself, on an average of your sp encounters ?

Face:
Body:
Performance/ Service:
Attitude:


I think those are the categories that john's use most times. Maybe some sp.'s could suggest other categories for the john!
 

MaxxxEdge

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Threads like this on other forums (a few of which a moderate) usually start with the OP setting a good example and answering the question him/herself... just sayin'...
 

Toxic1979

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Threads like this on other forums (a few of which a moderate) usually start with the OP setting a good example and answering the question him/herself... just sayin'...

Touche... point taken!

Face: 6/10- I can be cute.. LOL
Body: 6/10- I don't live in the gym, but I don't eat cake and pie for breakfast!
Performance/ Services: 7/10- I'd say I'm good! She may have had better, but I bring ambiance to the sessions! LOL
Attitude: 8/10- Everyone has room for improvement. But I think my approach to this industry is right. Learned a lot on MERB and from sp.'s.
Hygiene: 10/10- My junk is squeaky clean, and groomed! I don't smoke, and my dentist always gives me a lollipop!
 

Siocnarf

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I have an exceptional connection with myself. I think I'm in love. I will not belittle my experience by giving numbers.
 

MaxxxEdge

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Touche... point taken!

Face: 6/10- I can be cute.. LOL
Body: 6/10- I don't live in the gym, but I don't eat cake and pie for breakfast!
Performance/ Services: 7/10- I'd say I'm good! She may have had better, but I bring ambiance to the sessions! LOL
Attitude: 8/10- Everyone has room for improvement. But I think my approach to this industry is right. Learned a lot on MERB and from sp.'s.
Hygiene: 10/10- My junk is squeaky clean, and groomed! I don't smoke, and my dentist always gives me a lollipop!

And are you BFE or PSE??? :lol::lol::lol:
 

Merlot

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As clients and merbites we use MERB to publicly post a review and sometimes a rating on the sp.'s that we meet with.

Applying the same principle, how would you rate yourself, on an average of your sp encounters ?

I think those are the categories that john's use most times. Maybe some sp.'s could suggest other categories for the john!

According to the all the ladies I've met the consensus TRUTHFULLY is:

Face: World Class Male Supermodel
Body: Mr. Olympic
Performance/ Service: Rocco Siffredian
Attitude: Casanova was a serial killer by comparison.

Hygiene (!!)

Alpine spring flowers.

BTW: Brooklyn Bridge on sale at $499.95...until midnight.

Otherwise:

Face: 6
Body: 7
Performance/ Service: 8
Attitude: 1000
Hygiene: Alpine spring flowers.

;)

Merlot
 

marc7

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Without false modesty
Face: 70 ( thank you Oakley to hide my big nose )
Body : 69 ! no pun intended !
Performance : passionate and a fierce tongue yayaya
Attitude: willing and open
Hygiene : like old spice tv add guy( if you close your eyes I smell like him )
BFE/PSE : BFE , because you're kiss is on my list
Marc7
 
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marc7

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Never ask this question to a guy, the answer will be «I'm a gift of god to women» And this is true...talk money, jobs, kids...but you never get a true discussion on sex with a man...never...never...never....

C'mon half-god , I'm not immortal !!! Woman always thank me (after I do the dishes ) :wink:
 

Siocnarf

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Face: World Class Male Supermodel
Me too. ''I'm pretty sure there's a lot more to life than being really, really, ridiculously good looking. And I plan on finding out what that is.''
 

easyguy

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The rating depends on the particular market. Thus in Montreal I think I rate at about -$200/h. When I am really in a bad mood and demanding extra favors my rating decreases to about -$260 or more. If you want to go from negative numbers to positive you should go and put your add in some other forums than you will know your rating after providing corresponding service LOL
 

Halloween Mike

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since i don't rate in numbers, i won't rate myself in number either.

I would say physically i score points for being younger than the usual clients, but loose them for being overweight. My face is ok i think... i mean sure its round, im not skinny, but i don't think im what you can call ugly. My teeth could be better, but my family didn't had the money so i could have brace when i was young... top is ok, its the bottom.

For attitude, well this is hard to judge because i try to be the nicest possible. I do ask for cim/cof but i never push it, so can i loose points for that? Dunno. I don't often have a drink for the escort but i only book 1h and i usually tip. I try to be a nice person, but then again maybe they don't give a rat about what im talking about. In any case i try to make the session the best possible for them in my own possibilities. For exemple meeting me usually mean a very casual small room, but its clean and downtown... but don't expect the jacuzzi and mini bar lol

And finally for hygiene, i step in the shower and wash as much as its possible before every meeting... usually im 15 mins out of the shower fresh if the driver ain't late or early... I brush my teeth, clean my ears, my hair are always washed in the morning of the meeting. I try to trim as much as possible also before a meeting, i use an hair clipper so im not totally shaved to the skin, but the escort shouldn't had hair in her mouth while giving the blowjob lol. My ass is off limit tough, i don't shave there sorry, too hard to do, and i never asked for rimming anyway...

So would i consider myself a nice client...? If they can pass over my weight and stuff i can't do much about, then yes i would say im a client they shouldn't think "oh shit not him again" but be "ok" to come see me. I say ok because it all depend on the escort and how much she enjoy her job.
 

Just_Jay

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Personally I think I am God's gift to MP's.

No I am not full of myself, in fact I am quite humble by nature, so why do I rank myself up there with Zeus and Thor???

Although older, I am tall slim and fit.
Hygiene is always above reproach. Shaved close with all body hair trimmed. Nails trimmed
Always present an air of calmness
When I ask questions I always listen to their response (sounds basic but not sure how many actually do)

But the real difference is that I enjoy providing massage as much as receiving (sometimes providing is more interesting depending on the skills of the MP)
I have studied and practiced massage for many years and always enjoy providing a blend of therapeutic, sensual and tantric massage.
Many of the MP's consider my technique orgasmic which only heightens my experience with them.
So for many of them, they provide 20 minutes of work and receive 40-50 minutes of pleasure (sorry to all the hostesses because I usually run over the hour unless I know that the girl is subsequently booked) (add considerate to my qualities).
At the end I am usually complemented on how much more relaxed they are and their neck or other pains have gone etc.
There biggest issue is that mentally and physically they are so relaxed that they don't feel like working for the rest of the day. (apology to management)

I have always felt that I should be paid for "my" MP services but that's not the way this hobby works.
 

Sol Tee Nutz

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Look behind you.
Old, overweight, clean and polite. I am told I give good DATY...... Oh,,,,,, embellishment coming in..... women usually give me a refund since it was the best orgasm they ever had.
 
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