Recent content by David Bowie

Never assume, but I have spotted a few off duty SPs in public.

How the F could there be 100 people in a massage parlor?

I had a threesome 4 times, I prefer to take them one at a time. Just as fun.

I did not know places like that still exist. It must be the last place in the whole city.

We have had a few really nice days, and now it is going to get cooler but still much higher than average. Are we going to get anymore snow. I have already changed to summer tires.

The SP and driver sound like meth heads.

The city tourist bureau will give you a list of off premises ticket agents.

Cathy Lee Giford, if only to put something in her mouth to shut her up.

Some girls are better off with the enhancements, clothes and make up.

Before puberty I had atomic stiffies! They can be more powerful than the ones you have today.

A skank is never a lady at any age.

Different suppliers or manufacturing facilities will have slight variation on the same product. I find Coke taste different from Ontario to Quebec.

Get your story straight. Simplify it and just say it is a pleasure trip to meet old friends.

There is an estimated 30,000 homeless in Montreal. The young ones head south or to Vancouver for the winter.

I was too young to go to these places when I was young. Was it just drinks and girls in bunny costumes. or was it more than that?