Recent content by Fat Happy Buddha

Look at the bright side. Maybe they will create an "chimpanescort" with the body of a HDH escort and the intellect of a monkey. That way you will be able to pay for your dates with bananas.

I'm imagining a couple scenarios: Scenario One Techman's favourite stripper decides to sneak into his house and surprise him by waking him up with a blowjob. Techman, a light sleeper, hears the window being opened and leaps out of bed, grabs his "dai katana" and rushes at the intruder...

One of the benefits of house insurance is that you don't have to shoot someone to defend your juicer, coffee machine, wide screen tv, etc. I expect the vast majority of burglaries take place when the residents are away (in which case the gun will be stolen also), but in the unlikely event that...

I enjoyed it! The music was fun too. You have some pretty colourful clients, Ronnie.

In December 2004, I went to Solid Gold based on the recommendation of a friend. After that, I wanted to find out about other strip clups in Montreal, so I entered "strip club" and "Montreal" into Google. I went through the sites that came up and eventually came to Merb. Based on what I...

That's a wonderful list, Ronnie. It's very poetic and, even better, everything on your list is free. I couldn't help noticing you like skinny dipping too. Maybe we can have the next GT at a lake.:)

I like that feeling of surprise and wonder I get when I'm walking outside on a sunny day and I suddenly find myself getting horny over an attractive older lady (say, 40+). It's like I've suddenly discovered a whole new world that I was previously unaware of.:)

I wonder if the Canadian blood collection agencies aren't over-compensating after the HIV and Hep-C debacles of the 1990s. According to the US Red Cross, there is a three-year waiting period following treatment of malaria before blood donations will be accepted, but in Canada it appears to be a...

Yesterday, in the course of doing a little research for a comment I made in another thread, I came across the websites of the Canadian Blood Services and Hema-Quebec. I was surprised to find that due to the fact that I've had malaria I am not an eligible blood donor. From what I've been able...

Going to Cleo's by myself and unexpectedly running into another merbite.

A friend was explaining to me that the same logic was applied when the other provinces joined together to standardize blood-donation work under the Canadian Blood Services. Quebec decided to set up its separate system.

What did you expect a Green Bastard to eat? Dried noodles? Your post makes me think that you are channeling another well-known four-eyed bastard. I bet you hate samsqanches too, don't ya?:D

Actually, they are not chewy. They have the texture of beef and the strong taste of venison. Good dog meat is best enjoyed with friends in the winter months and should be accompanied with a strong five-snake wine.

Two things I like: 1. Low budget indie films that really make me think. 2. Sex outdoors, especially in a clean northern lake. :)

I thought you were going to write that the dog was horny.:D Now there's a scary thought.