Recent content by fensterlein

Actually, I think Montreal beats Amsterdam for 2 reasons: 1. The rates there are pretty expansive. 2. There is no GFE.

I find starting off soft and slow and keeping a good breathing rhythm works for me. Drinking wine helps, sometimes, but not always. But it was always a lot of fun when my SP was half drunk. :D Also, I try not to book an appointment after 8 hours of driving -- I perform like crap when I am...

I have never been asked if I had been before a judge, but I was asked if I had a GIRL FRIEND, on both sides!! What the hell does that have to do with anything? I wonder if anyone could shed some light on that. Once I was asked by a middle-aged, jerk-off, jack-ass, ass-wipe US agent who gave...

Ok, EB, you were right, this time around I did get stopped by the Canadian Customs. Here is what happened: I was half way to Montreal on the highway and realized I forgot my passport. So I had to turn around to get my passport, and wasted, like, 7 hours or so, and I was more than just a...

Thanks, Special K! Bob, you are absolutely right. I find her incredibly plain; if she looks like a million bucks, that is only because she HAS a million bucks... no, actually, if she looks like a million bucks, that is because she has 10 million bucks. But, still, I had been wanting to see...

Vladimir, 2 and a half hours? Wow, is that non-stop pumping, or do you take small breaks in between?

Isn't Xenadrine a weight loss pill?

I have dream. I dream that prostitution is legalized everywhere and that everybody gets to have sex everyday, and so nobody has time for war.

well, then why should calorie counters be worried? Shouldn't the people who don't count their calories be worried instead?

Hey, thx, EB! I was just scratching my head, thinking about which restaurant to go to. So, is Fiona currently number 1 on your list? Wow, I think I just might have to try her, even though I am more of a brunettes kind of guy.

Yeah, it's not for the President's Day weekend; it's for some other dates. And, yeah, got it on the first try on priceline.

Got a great deal at Montreal Delta for 35 bucks per night. Now, if I could just find the same for airfare, that would kick ass..

EB, I have only been there a few times and I never really had any serious problem crossing the boarder, but just like Lawless said, US agents are very intimidating and agressive. I guess that gets me a little. I think it is just the opposite in Dorval airport. The US Customs Agents there are a...

Pesky US Customs Agents Any Hobbyist here drive to Montreal during weekdays? It's funny how nonchalant the Canadian customs agents are, and sometimes they are even friendly; I rarely spent more than 5 minutes passing through their station. But when going back to the States, however, it is a...

Is there something clever to refer to when a gay has sex with a lesbian?