Recent content by GreyPilgrim

Are people honestly worried LE is about to come knocking because an agency they called a few times got shot down?!? XO apparently got axed because it employed minors, knowingly or not. Minors! I mean… that’s some pretty serious shit! Yet here on MERB, the forum where a significant portion of...

Of course. If you’re trying to inform the general population that most clients aren’t blood-sucking doctors, you clearly need to wear a serial killer mask, obviously!

If you’re planning to fully go public, I think you’ll come away sorely disappointed. No one who doesn’t already know wants to hear that the vast majority of clients are reasonable, well-adjusted and otherwise law-abiding citizens. Whatever your message, they’ll edit the crap out of it and stick...

Betamax? Try laserdiscs: the only choice for the discerning cinephile! :p

I agree! I feel like most of those belong in the "guilty pleasures" category. But who are we to judge, right? If you can’t allow guilty pleasures on MERB, where can you?!?

Gonna betray my age here, but we should probably throw some love to Lucio Fulci and Dario Argento! I’m gonna go with The Beyond, for Fulci and Suspiria, for Argento. And in terms on gonzo/indy game-changers, we need to call out both Sam Raimi’s very first Evil Dead and Tobe Hooper’s original...

John Carpenter’s The Thing! So few movies of that era have aged as graciously as that masterpiece.

Amen! I second that! As a first timer, my advice would be to go with a reputable agency that advertises here. Go for an incall if money is an issue. Otherwise, I’d go for an outcall if you can afford it: you’ll feel more in control of the situation and have some extra time to relax after prep up.

As much as I would love Villeneuve to top Nolan at the oscars, I feel Dune is facing an uphill battle here. Villeneuve’s rendition of Frank Herbert’s universe is stunningly gorgeous, no doubt… but we’ve already seen it twice! Nolan’s take on greek mythology, on the other hand, is just as jaw...

Definitely! A clear sign of affection earned in a moment of heated passion! Oh, also? Significantly increases the chance of getting divorced. Except maybe for turtlenecks aficionados…

The passion… The conflict… The chaos… This thread is basically MERB in a nutshell! You gotta love it! ;) To answer OP’s question: I am very unlikely to report a bad / bland session if it falls in one of the two following categories. First, if I feel like I have anything to do with the outcome...

On the plus side, No Nut November will never have been easier!

They’d never believe that excuse: 40k is way, Way, WAY too expensive! ;)

I think, in a sense, Fradi isn’t far off from me. I did have that issue early on: overthinking the session and getting psyched out. For me, it was all about getting out of my head and into the moment. Two things helped. #1: Longer sessions. Having the luxury of time helped me feel like I...

It’s simple, really. Strip him butt naked. Lock him up in an airtight glass cage on a street corner. Then people who pass by can pay to make him dance. The second he stops, you shock his ballsack. Any money raised can go to his kid. Cheers!