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  1. Michelle Gunn

    How to live with a small pp

    Some people like small pp, some like big pp. There's a pp size for everyone. Let me let you in on a secret I've learned from many years of playing with pp of many sizes: Big pp don't age well, it's not that easy to get them hard later in life. Small pp tend to stand at attention much later in...
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    Random thoughts (*rises from the dead*)

    Bought the lightest coloured makeup that exists in one of my favourite lines. Got it home, tried it on and thought "it's a little dark for me but it'll have to do" It's called "porcelain". I'm whiter than porcelain. :oops:
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    Random thoughts (*rises from the dead*)

    I once went to the Orange Julep on a summer Saturday night just to watch the chaos. Got some fries, and sat in the back of my hatchback. It's a lot of "LOOK MY CAR IS SO FANCY" and "MY ENGINE IS SO LOUD" people driving in circles, and some others with their hoods up to display the shiny...
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    Random thoughts (*rises from the dead*)

    It's my understanding that there were wet wipes and very short appointments (15 minutes).
  5. Michelle Gunn

    Am I alone? Mental discomfort at the sight of scantily clad women in public.

    I don't quite understand why it causes you distress to be attracted to beautiful women, but have you considered the "reverse snowbird"? Instead of spending winters in Florida, you could try summers somewhere where the snow never melts and people stay covered in many layers of clothing at all times.
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    The Bitching thread

    The one in the plaza? Google isn't helping, and since this is the bitching thread I'd like to bitch that Google is getting less and less helpful but the alternatives are worse.
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    What music do you love?

    yeah Centre, Stadium, Arena, Hockey rink, it's all the same to me. "Giant place with uncomfortable seats" :p
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    Stretch marks

    The only comments I've ever gotten about my stretch marks are about my lack of them. So apparently, either no one sees them or no one cares that they exist.
  9. Michelle Gunn

    You’re most likely not the only one

    Il y avait une sur Bélanger x St.Michel pendant longtemps, ils ont déménagé dans l'extreme nord de l'ile vers l'est.
  10. Michelle Gunn

    You’re most likely not the only one

    Il y en avait une il n'y a pas si longtemps.
  11. Michelle Gunn

    What music do you love?

    I went the NIN show a couple of months ago, I had seen them a couple of times before and I couldn't have asked for better. The performances keep getting better (and were good to being with), the setlist was perfection, the light show was polished, the sound was even good at that stupid stadium.
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    The Bitching thread

    If you're fucking in a gas station bathroom you're gonna need broad-spectrum antibiotics and a decontamination procedure. Socks just ain't gonna help
  13. Michelle Gunn

    The Bitching thread

    I'm against socks and ketchup too!
  14. Michelle Gunn

    The Bitching thread

    Yeah I have another complaint about lack of situational awareness and Costco.