Went to the T&T night market today. Managed to get sauce on my tits despite the fact that I was wearing a fully zipped up hoodie the entire time.
How did I manage that?! How is it possible?!
I'm a princess. I'll take my lead foot and heated seats to Toronto every time. No lines. No strangers. No waiting for bags. Just me scream-singing along to some great music at [redacted] km/h