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    Café Cleopatra thread poses interesting question.

    LOL again. High mileage in my Oh So Humble Opinion means that there is something worth using/taking/knowing. Low mileage means the opposite, avoid! At my advanced age of 40 something, wrinkles and freckels are really badges of honour. You may not agree, but then you'd be wrong ;)
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    Café Cleopatra thread poses interesting question.

    LOL. 2/10 really? See subjectivity at work. As I noted in a previous post, I just spent 12+ hours in a SC called Barb's here in Ott. It is really funny and interesting to note that a lot of the dancers there when they left, tried to dress down for the norm's out there while they went...
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    Café Cleopatra thread poses interesting question.

    I see folks talking about x/10 or x/5 all the time. In the Café Cleopatra thread Carla said that she thinks of herself a 6/10. How do you see this numbering scheme working. Does emotion, lust or caring enter into it for you guys? I am intereseted as one of my favourite dancers doesn't have...
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    Rate The Clients!

    Oh would you ladies visit Ottawa. I have been told by a married lesbian woman that I have the softest hands. That HAS gotta be worth something!!! Okay, she inspired me, gay or not, she is my ideal. If those buggers in MTL don't appriciate you, then please travel. We are not starved, but...
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    New Rules for Ottawa SCs

    Well as long as the price goes back to $10 for a table dance. At this point FS ladies are much cheaper and so are the drinks. :cool:
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    Rimming

    Ha. Is that another "Oh, I'm a lesbian trapped in a man's body?" joke... This hobby isn't exactly high on some real men's list either ya know. Takes all kinds in this world. It really does, even yours. :eek:
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    New Rules for Ottawa SCs

    HAH! I was at Barb's last night and got a free "air" dance as part of the all women Showcase. I literally had to sit on my hands! Should have seen the eyes popping outta the sockets of some twenty somethings on a pussy hunt! "Air" dances can still be alot fun, if you and the dancer are...
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    Rimming

    Oh you gotta be impress when I dude says he "debriefs" a girl! Wish I had the balls. Wait I dooooo. Me I was happy that it turned her on. She was not quite a bbw, but man did she know what to do. I ain't young and neither was she and holy shit was it fun. Might have to call her this...
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    Rimming

    Yeah well. Pray for me. I am living amongst the English down here in Ottawa! I am French, I happen to speak English. BIG difference. Just wait ladies, until I save up. Then I'll try to hook up wit' the US boys and party! Frustrating down here, with only 4-5 women you need to see. :D
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    Rimming

    Never thought of it that way. "food" for thought.
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    Webdreams premieres tonight @ 10 pm on Showcase

    I thought I was the only one to see that. I am still hoping my glasses were dirty. Better off trying The Machine from that Freak in LA!
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    Rimming

    LOL. Byting back all the obvious comments. I did on one occasion do this with an SP here in Ottawa. Quite by accident while getting carried away. She responded by grabbing my head. Freaked me out at first, then I realised she was trying to prevent me from stopping. She was very clean...
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    Aren't we lucky to have our local pornstars work as regular strippers.

    Gaud. Tell me your not talking about that crappy show on ShowCase last night at 10 PM? I thought I saw that little PSE evryone likes to talk about get a toy/power tool combo! Nice and classy...
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    My neighbour beats his GF, but I'm no superhero.

    Hey Woodworker. You are right. You cannot help those who do not want to be helped. You should still try though. You can still sleep at night knowing that you tried. Things like this really show you that life really is the journey and not the destination. Thanks for stepping up. Lurk
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    My neighbour beats his GF, but I'm no superhero.

    You should be asking the cops. They could investigate a disturbence and make their own judgment or they could suggest another course of action. Bottom line, you won't know until you ask.
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