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    Do you have a SP to-do list?

    Same. I just can't pull the trigger even though she's stunning.
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    AI Pictures

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    Random thoughts (*rises from the dead*)

    Innuendo?
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    Random thoughts (*rises from the dead*)

    Only works if the horn plays this when going over jumps:
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    Random thoughts (*rises from the dead*)

    It's telling that curries are quintessential British dishes now. Cuisine so bad they just co-opted their colony's cuisine as their own.
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    Random thoughts (*rises from the dead*)

    Listen, I agree, the chip butty is a travesty and a stain upon the otherwise delectable British cuisine (lmao) but it’s a sandwich, as much as I hate to say it.
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    Have you ever met a SP that you were hyped up for but then met her & felt so disappointed?

    Of those 4 I've only seen you and Nora and I'd be a desiccated corpse with an erection if I wasn't 6 hours away from you both.
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    Loudest orgasm from a SP?

    Suzie Luv, and it's not even close. When she cums you know it anywhere in the same postal code. Once she almost got me reported to the hotel (neighbours were strangely cool about it the next morning) and even at a play party she was cumming in a back room and the whole place pretty much shut...
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    Have you ever met a SP that you were hyped up for but then met her & felt so disappointed?

    Yeah, honestly. I've only seen 2 of these ladies and I just know my balls would be raisins if I lived any closer.
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    Have you ever met a SP that you were hyped up for but then met her & felt so disappointed?

    Wild, these are among the best providers in the city. Either you're not communicating what you're looking for or the expectations you've set are not reachable, either way it looks like you might be the common denominator here.
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    Cinema de l’Amour

    I think Rae Vines and/or Milena Laska do these, maybe even as duos...
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    Would you still see your favorite SPs as they get older?

    Montreal, Under the Radar, Automated External Defibrillator, Original Gangster Life's not that short.
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    Random thoughts (*rises from the dead*)

    There's something cute about the way nipples get pressed in lingerie in photoshoots. Like sometimes it's dead on and it presses it down into the areola like a flat circle but often it's pressed into a weird angle like a mini thumbs up or down (or left/right).
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    What's your definition of a perfect session with a SP?

    I just now realize that isn't Squidward. Thx.