Today I DATY’d
- Thread starter montreal_guy00
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It was before My FS. Obviously after someone’s else’s.
I’m sure it’s because she used condom smell soap to wash her VG before she met me.
Also, she got completely dressed and ready for her next client after me.
This time she didn’t use the condom smell soap.
Sloppy seconds at its very finest.
Never knew they manufactured soap that smells like condom.
Can’t see this catching on.
Perhaps you should find an SP with better hygiene practices.
Can’t see this catching on.
Perhaps you should find an SP with better hygiene practices.
The million dollar question is how do you know what a condom tastes like?
She’s a very well reviewed agency SP. I won’t say name because she’s super nice. But I wish she would wash her VG between clients.
Smell and taste aren’t that far apart. I know what a condom smells like. So if I’m tasting something that smells similar to a condom. Then one would conclude its condom. Or she rubbed a whole bunch of urine on her VG.
Why are you writing this here? Kind of pointless
Write the review. Good and bad. This thread being nothing much to the conversation
Write the review. Good and bad. This thread being nothing much to the conversation
Agree, or at least let agency know Montreal-guy so that she can improve
I hate to break it to you, but I would bet $500 that you werent tasting condom, you were tasting lube. That doesnt mean it was lube from her previous session. Was it an outcall? Did she go to the bathroom before you went to the bedroom?
In 15 years of hobbying, chosing carefully my agency, indy or massage parlour, with my upper brain, never and I mean not once did I encounter a provider with suspicious hygiene, and I am a clean freak. I must be very lucky.
On a side note, reading your entire post history makes me wonder if you are a hobbyist or some puritan from the bible belt on a mission.
First things first, don't eat fish if you don't like the taste of fish.
Unless you are doing a BDSM session, nobody should be forcing you to DATY if you don't enjoy that activity. Also always agree on a safe word before a BDSM session there are much worse things that can happen to you if you don't set boundaries.
As Jupiter said, an ounce of prevention is worth a pound of cure if you are the nervous kind when it comes to hygiene. Never once have i run into hygiene issues with well-reviewed SPs from reputable agencies. Can't say that much about all my civilian encounters, the limits of my appetite were tested on several occasions in civilian life. When dealing with a human being its normal to expect some human characteristics like taste and smell as long as its within a reasonable range. Then again, when i eat fish, i want it to taste like fish.
Going through your post history is pretty entertaining. Almost 50-50 mix of awful reviews of indies you found on bottom-tier sites like ann123/humpchies/backpage (yikes!) and threads where you complain about SP hygiene. Seriously after 8 years if you cant put two and two together this is probably beyond hope. Better find a new, more hygienic, hobby like detailing cars or something.
A couple of things.
- I'm not sure women will appreciate you relating the smell of vaginas to the smell of fish. Also, vaginas shouldn't smell like fish.
- He didn't say he didn't like 'fish'. Since he went down on the girl, it's safe to assume he likes 'fish'
-You said when you eat fish, you want it to taste like fish. He wanted to eat fish, but when the plate arrived the fish was rotten. Definitely not his fault.
I can't figure out your incentive for trying to defend a nameless, faceless escort.
