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LeDodo

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I'm seating in my room facing the walkway.
I suddenly smell something and found out 2 persons are seated on the sidewalk facing my place and smoking. Now there is a 3rd person ...

For now I'll just bitch here and try to ignore them ...
 

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“If one wants to catch the fish don’t ask the fish. Go ask the fisherman.”

As a snarky response. One fine moment of pure micro-aggression.
 
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I am sick and tired of going to Canadian Tire and Walmart, being in an empty store at the beginning of the day, getting to within 10 feet of the cash register but then having to walk 100 yards back and forth through impulse buy aisles so that I can get to that same register and pay for my stuff. It honestly pisses me off how they inconvenience their customers that way.
 
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Not to sound like a broken record, but 90% of people out in public staring at their phones counts as dystopian to me!
Don’t get me started on the people recording concerts on their phones and not even watching the damn concert. You have a one hour long video of a dark place and lots of noise you’ll never watch again. Put the damn thing down.
 

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Don’t get me started on the people recording concerts on their phones and not even watching the damn concert. You have a one hour long video of a dark place and lots of noise you’ll never watch again. Put the damn thing down.
You can do some time travelling on Youtube... No need to go back to the 20th century. Here's a concert from 2004 with the great Phil Collins. I chose it for the many shots of the crowd. Enjoy!


À ce concert de Céline Dion en 2008, autant les jeunes femmes que les matantes vivent de l'émotion l'état pur. Aucun téléphone en vue. Magnifique chanson, en passant.

 
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You can do some time travelling on Youtube... No need to go back to the 20th century. Here's a concert from 2004 with the great Phil Collins. I chose it for the many shots of the crowd. Enjoy!


À ce concert de Céline Dion en 2008, autant les jeunes femmes que les matantes vivent de l'émotion l'état pur. Aucun téléphone en vue. Magnifique chanson, en passant.


I wish I could see Celine in concert. I came very close during her Vegas residency and I was in town for a conference. I hope she plays in Montreal , it has been 7 years since her last one!

And back on the bitching thread.... I'm in a motel seeing some SPs and someone has parked in my room spot 2 nights in a row and I have to park 10 rooms away. Who does that???
 

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This fucker RUINED Google Search.


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A comment of mine on a certain website, involving heterosexual content, was downvoted because it stated that double anal is gay AF. Well fella, sorry to break it to you but if you're cool with the idea of your phallus rubbing against another man's phallus in some woman's bunghole...I think I'll allow Joe to give you the straight dope.

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A pedestrian giving the bird to a car for no reason, at the red light a car behind other cars suddenly horning and got to opposite line to cross the red light.

All of that happened at the same light
 

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A comment of mine on a certain website, involving heterosexual content, was downvoted because it stated that double anal is gay AF. Well fella, sorry to break it to you but if you're cool with the idea of your phallus rubbing against another man's phallus in some woman's bunghole...I think I'll allow Joe to give you the straight dope.

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IDK, it would be hard to be homophobic and do that, but it ain't gay AF either. You're fucking a woman who's explicitly getting railed by other dudes. It's turbo-hetero IMO, esp if the dudes crowd-fucking her are staying hard DESPITE rubbing up to each other.

Or maybe who tf cares? I'll let Creed Bratton give you the benefit of the doubt:

 
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IDK, it would be hard to be homophobic and do that, but it ain't gay AF either. You're fucking a woman who's explicitly getting railed by other dudes. It's turbo-hetero IMO, esp if the dudes crowd-fucking her are staying hard DESPITE rubbing up to each other.

Or maybe who tf cares? I'll let Creed Bratton give you the benefit of the doubt:

I think it's kinda funny that so much of your "average" hardcore porn features double penetration, MMF and gang bangs yet I've never heard anybody call this gay until recently. A sign of the times.

I think it's otherwise interesting to question what we commonly see in mainstream porn.
 
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A lot of rituals that aren't considered as such probably do have a homoerotic aspect to them.

I just think it's interesting that people get turned on by certain scenarios just because they are common in porn.. but it does make sense because media creates fantasies.
 
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