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    Random thoughts: What’s on your mind lately? Part 2

    I did « book before she retires » 3-4 times in the past and each time, i could feel that the service wasn’t the same so i no longer reach out when i see « last chance to see me ! » In my head, if you are about to retire in a month or two, you are pretty much already retired. SP are abviously...
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    Random thoughts: What’s on your mind lately? Part 2

    Thanks to Selson Blue
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    Random thoughts: What’s on your mind lately? Part 2

    Exactly what i thought too ...
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    Charlie Kirk shot dead today

    I read here and on various platforms almost the same comments starting with « violence is never an option, but... or i’m sad that he was killed, but ... or i hated his opinions but he didn’t deserve to die, but ... » Funny how it exactly sounds like « i’m not racist, but ... »
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    Joke Thread

    Always fantasized on a nurse roleplay. One girl was willing to realize my fantasy ... so she came to my house and said she did a 16h double shift and crashed on the sofa. Not what i expected ...
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    Kinky meme war

    Who remembers the McCain « Monsieur juteux » popsicle ?
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    Pet peeve thread

    1. Self-checkouts. Always a problem with something you did or didn’t do and in the end you need a cashier anyway. 2. The gates after the self-checkouts... always an alarm busting your ear drums 3. Old ladies in front of me in the lineup taking out 35 scratchcard lottery from their purse at the...
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    What's your favorite 2 steamies and a frite place?

    Chez Ma Tante on Fleury is my #1 I don’t know if they still exist but New York Fries had a couple spots in various food courts. Their hot dogs were very good
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    Exclusivity, sugar baby now wife me?

    Why WFE when you could FFE (fuck friend experience) instead ??
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    Random thoughts: What’s on your mind lately? Part 2

    Nelly Furtado is now a bbw and she should end her world tour sitting on my face.
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    Share your weird dreams

    Had these too when i was young. Falling from a cliff and waking up just before touching the ground .. fuck i hated these nightmares. The strangest dreams were when i was trying to quit smoking and was on Zyban .. (it was a known side effect) i had these manga type dreams where monsters were...
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    Moron keeps his toddler locked in his car to go drinking at SC.

    You need a permit to go fishing but no need to get one to have kids ...
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    Random thoughts: What’s on your mind lately? Part 2

    Harry Potter and the Evil Dick
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    Kinky meme war

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    Kinky meme war

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    What are you craving?

    Shit ... i have a Salerno pizza attack.
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    The customer service improvement thread

    Just my 2 cents ... i see a lot of SP going « on tour » to Toronto, Ottawa sometimes Quebec or even Vancouver. But when in Montreal, we have to go and meet you mostly downtown or Griffintown where parking is such a pain that it is a dealbreaker. Why not setting « tours » in cities around...
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    Most taboo fantasy

    Isn’t this pretty much what single girls (or even married) do when they travel on their own???
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    Ask us anything part 3

    I also seen this in reviews ... guys took a 15 or 30 min and then complains they felt rushed ... anyway ... i think a « riushed » service is more when the provider clearly wants the client to cum as fast as possible. (Sometimes for good reasons but sometimes only to see more clients ...)...
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    Booty on your face?

    Let me be your immortal slave and facesit me... bbbbiiiig boooty girl !!!!!