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Candy version of the Grinch genitals

Alone. Then you’ll head straight to marde-a-lago?

I was around 8 or 9 years old and the door bell rang. I opened the door and a lady wearing a long fur coat and lots of make up was at the door and looking at me like « wooo WTF is that kid doing here ». My mom took over the situation and it turns out that she abviously rang at the wring door...

Until spring preferably

Ok... but i’ll still have 2 hot dogs, a medium fries and a sprite to go please.

Totally. Same shit in French. The first guy had such a strong african accent that we could barely understand each other. And the security spoke in « la francaize » so i had to repeat over and over. The biggest joke is that they unlocked my account yesterday and this morning, they blocked it again.

I called CRA yesterday ... 47 minutes wait before i could talk to someone. Explain my issue, answered the 5 or 6 standard questions to make sure i’m legit, re-explain in details my issue ... 10 minutes talking for nothing and i get transfer to another agent. 38 minutes wait ... this other agent...

Ok but you are a 3rd dan black belt Jedi master egg cracker if you are eating 8 eggs everyvday. I eat maybe 2 to 6 eggs a week so it’s rookie numbers compare to you.

Yes and on a flat surface. I’ve watch Gordon Ramsay too ... In fact, I think i have better results when i break them with a knife or my forehead

Eggs. Is it just me or it is almost impossible to crack an egg these days without having little piece of the shell mixed with the eggs ?? I don’t know if they genetically modified the shells to be lighter or what ??? Never had this problem before and now, i always have to plunge my fingers in...

Ladies, ladies, ladies ... how many times have you seen a bird in a tree or on a wire while you were naked in your home ... who do you think rhey are ...? Reincarnated perverts of course.

Let’s reverse the question : would you still see your favorite curvy/chubby/bbw SP if she had a significant weight loss ?

Yeah .. imagine if the client before you wore too much perfume and your SP couldn’t get it off ... now you smell like him and your wife willl think you have a gay lover !

NO PER-FUME (paaleaazze) ! The scent of your body wash is often more than enough. Perfume can seriously ruin a date. The worst date i had was with a well known indy and she wore something like Opium or J’adore (Dior) and i got an instant migraine. Perfume is something very « personal » i mean...

My 3 wishes for 2026... 1. It’s been a while since i did not have a good electrical play session. I hope i will find an experienced provider who is an expert with this. 2. It’s been a while too since i was able to include tit slaps in a session. 3. Find a masseuse who is an expert teaser...

Yes but a snow storm is not a normal condition ... but any other day, i don’t see why it is allowed to drive 60km/h in the left lane and cops can’t give you a ticket

I am most preoccupied with the 60km minimal speed than to increase the maximum speed limit ... it should be at least 85km in normal conditions... nothing is more dangerous then someone going 65 on the highway

If 90km/h was the most fuel efficient speed back then i wonder what it is nowadays ?

Léa Rose since november ... Le tits now for 500$ Trebek !!!