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If the provider is located dowtown, i usually go to MTL Pool Room or Schwartz then head home. If she’s located in Laval, i ask myself « what have i done ?? » while stuck in traffic.

The usual halloween evening ... will give candies to kid and later i will watch the Rocky Horror Picture Show and hire a dominatrix who will pluck the hairs of my ass crack one by one.

C’mon ... Abviously Celine. Bryan Adams right after. And god i miss the phrase « New Tragically Hip album will come out next (blank) ...

The way i eat pussy and ass, i would surely think the 50$ Is my tip.

And the judge too ...

Celui qui organise le Tour de France ? (La fille s’appelle France et les gars font le tour un après l’autre ..)

Yep ... behind every girl who says « i don’t like anal » there is almost always a dumbfuck guy who watched too much painal vids ...

I read here and on various platforms almost the same comments starting with « violence is never an option, but... or i’m sad that he was killed, but ... or i hated his opinions but he didn’t deserve to die, but ... » Funny how it exactly sounds like « i’m not racist, but ... »

Always fantasized on a nurse roleplay. One girl was willing to realize my fantasy ... so she came to my house and said she did a 16h double shift and crashed on the sofa. Not what i expected ...

Who remembers the McCain « Monsieur juteux » popsicle ?

1. Self-checkouts. Always a problem with something you did or didn’t do and in the end you need a cashier anyway. 2. The gates after the self-checkouts... always an alarm busting your ear drums 3. Old ladies in front of me in the lineup taking out 35 scratchcard lottery from their purse at the...

Chez Ma Tante on Fleury is my #1 I don’t know if they still exist but New York Fries had a couple spots in various food courts. Their hot dogs were very good

Why WFE when you could FFE (fuck friend experience) instead ??

Had these too when i was young. Falling from a cliff and waking up just before touching the ground .. fuck i hated these nightmares. The strangest dreams were when i was trying to quit smoking and was on Zyban .. (it was a known side effect) i had these manga type dreams where monsters were...

You need a permit to go fishing but no need to get one to have kids ...

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Just my 2 cents ... i see a lot of SP going « on tour » to Toronto, Ottawa sometimes Quebec or even Vancouver. But when in Montreal, we have to go and meet you mostly downtown or Griffintown where parking is such a pain that it is a dealbreaker. Why not setting « tours » in cities around...

Isn’t this pretty much what single girls (or even married) do when they travel on their own???

I also seen this in reviews ... guys took a 15 or 30 min and then complains they felt rushed ... anyway ... i think a « riushed » service is more when the provider clearly wants the client to cum as fast as possible. (Sometimes for good reasons but sometimes only to see more clients ...)...