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  1. urquell

    Random thoughts (*rises from the dead*)

    I've never understood that either. It just seems both sloppy and stupid from the client side.
  2. urquell

    Sasha's Salon: Logic, Lust, and the Art of the Eroticism.

    Well, I have to give credit where credit is due. It's a novel way to self promote. Could be fun if enough people take the bait.
  3. urquell

    The Bitching thread

    Yes, I know, but for chrissakes, you only have to read two lines and then make a tiny conscious decision not to send the message that the ad asks you not to. It's not hard. You can write literally anything else. The simple, short, friendly little ad only asks you not to send one type of message...
  4. urquell

    The Bitching thread

    You put something up for sale on Facebook or Kijiji or whatever, you clearly write in the ad that if the ad is still up the object in question is still available, so please don't write to ask if it's available or not. Subsequently, 75% of the messages you get are "Is it still available?". Can't...
  5. urquell

    Make furries make sense to me...

    my (admittedly limited) understanding is that it isn't a kink at all and is generally a non-sexual practice, so not sure your analogy fits, but again I admit to ignorance and am perfectly happy to be corrected by anyone more knowledgeable if that's the case.
  6. urquell

    Make furries make sense to me...

    somebody? anybody? Why would anyone do this? What is the benefit? I must not be seeing something because to me it just looks pointless and utterly ridiculous.
  7. urquell

    Long term arrangements

    Meh. If you're not a public figure (which is almost everybody) then most of this shit is completely irrelevant. For Average Joe the worst fallout will be an impacted marriage or potentially (but not likely) a work issue, which most people will never hear anything about, and if they did they...
  8. urquell

    SPs without reviews

    There is a big difference between an SP that doesn't have any reviews on the board and one who doesn't allow reviews. Also, contrary to some beliefs not having reviews on the board does not stop discussion about SPs in back channels. It does, however, stop those who don't have back channel...
  9. urquell

    Random thoughts (*rises from the dead*)

    Arcade Fire earworm?
  10. urquell

    What's your definition of a perfect session with a SP?

    The one where she tells me how awesome I was, pays me, and then says she can't wait to see me again.
  11. urquell

    Random thoughts (*rises from the dead*)

    You should never use porcelain. You should always use ivory or alabaster or some such in physical descriptions of white skin pallor, because if someone says you look flushed after you've just told them you look like porcelain it brings potentially negative connotations. Just sayin'..... :D:D:D
  12. urquell

    Random thoughts (*rises from the dead*)

    Sometimes people say things. They don't always engage brain before they engage mouth and usually aren't conscious of the huge opening they leave for the perfect comment/retort to take them down. You're aware of it, it's resting ever so delicately on the edge of your lips, almost tumbling forth...
  13. urquell

    Random thoughts (*rises from the dead*)

    Did it? OMG! My therapist was right. I do have "papi" issues. :)
  14. urquell

    Random thoughts (*rises from the dead*)

    I don't get why some men are ok with fake moans. There's almost nothing more irritating to me then when you've been at it for a while and the fake moans come up, except when the girl starts fake moaning the very instant you touch her for the first time to clean a piece of lint out of her belly...
  15. urquell

    The Bitching thread

    The one in Dorval has been doomed for a long time and everybody knew it. The whole mall it's attached is dying off too as the tenants have been largely driven out to make way for development there. Not just that mall either. the small strip malls, the old theatre and other buildings along that...
  16. urquell

    Massage Parlors

    If this is a concern and it's strictly asian parlours that generate this response in you then there are non-asian MPs that might be a better fit for you where the ladies are generally either european or latina. Having said that, no race is immune to trafficking, and it's best not to...
  17. urquell

    The Bitching thread

    Honestly unless you're a relentless consumer of returnable bottles I don't understand why people bother at all. I feel like people never put a price on their own time and consequently undervalue themselves and the use of their day. When I lived in Vancouver you had to go to these bottle return...
  18. urquell

    Random thoughts (*rises from the dead*)

    I've been writing maybe one cheque a year, if that, for the last 10 years. I just used the last cheque I had and I'll probably never write another cheque again. I'm not sure whether I'm happy about generally not having to use cheques anymore or whether I'm sad because an era has just died for me.
  19. urquell

    You’re most likely not the only one

    The measure of the value of a forum is the sense of community and the willingness of the membership to be supportive, and to be helpful to others, in the pursuit of information while at the same time creating a sense of belonging and of companionship in an activity for which many people feel...
  20. urquell

    Ask us anything part 3

    hmmmm..... :D