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By the looks of it, it was only once they were legal that they were finally able to muster up the guts to lose their V-card with the aid of a pro. To a hopelessly virginal adolescent, something like buying/renting porno in secret (remember when we'd rent that stuff?) feels like a walk in the...

For what it's worth, fathers used to do that for their teenage sons back in the glorious days of Greco-Roman Antiquity. Most often a "sacred prostitute" / priestess of Aphrodite. Seen as an important rite of passage. "Gaius, my son. You are a man now. I expect you will be starting a family of...

MILF incest. But only when it happens to other people. Like that infamous story where this one guy broke both his arms in like a skateboarding accident at 14 and his parents noticed that he was getting more irascible every week. They figured out it's because he hasn't been able to rub one out...

I have this antipathy towards her because her stage name sounds less like a porno name and more like a wrestling name. I'm like "damn bro, some female rassler could've made it big with that handle". :p For what it'd worth, if I could travel to Hongcouver and have Kianna Dior be my Asian mommy...

Addendum, this one slag who promised GFE then insisted on CBJ. I showered, I shaved, I wore clean underwear, as God is my witness there was nothing objectionable about my member. Should've walked away right then and there bur I'm too much of a sucker for fake tits that I can suck on and then...

If we could be so bold to ask, name and agency?

btw @Skym I noticed that you have Los Pollos Hermanos as your pfp, except pfp's on this forum are so small that my brain fills in the blanks to the point where it's Squidward instead.

Something that contains DFK sloppy BBBJ DATO on a round, clean ass CIM

An Asian girl at XXXclusive. Definitely had more weight on her than the photos suggested (I felt catfished). Her bust also confirmed why I am a staunch fake tit supremacist (real ones are too saggy in too high a percentage of cases). At least she rode me for close to an hour before I finally...

Danna @Nadya's - 1 load swallowed Katy @Nadya's - 1 load swallowed I am so obsessed with perfect, big, fake tits that I can't resist glazing them thoroughly. After so many years of tit painting, I'll be switching to CIM for that extra dollar.

Hardly ever happens. But I have met Kasha (Forever, ex-Euphoria) on several occasions because the sex was just that good. I wonder if anothr gal will get me to take the same approach, I have one or two in mind but I'm keeping that secret.

Most urban areas nationwide have gone to pot in the last decade. Housing market in Mtl is a powder keg tho.

Finest peach I've ever tasted (OH BEHAVE) belonged to Nikki from Euphoria. She's on vacation until further notice, but gals from that agency do tend to take leaves of absence and return several months later.

Or perhaps the populace is experiencing AI fatigue across the board and chooses to disengage from such topics.

Better start blade running so we don't have to interact with clanker scum.

Me, my Ma, Owen Wilson and Ben Stiller were going to organize a bank heist. Oh, and Goku was helping us too.

Vegemite and traces of Foster's.

That hearkens back to the olden days when porno actresses had fun names like "Wendy Whoppers", instead of names that take themselves way too seriously like "Madison Ivy" and "Anastasia Knight" which would serve pro wrestlers better.

If she truly intended to prove the saying "you can't turn a ho into a housewife" wrong, she could've done what Dylan Ryder did: fade from the public eye and go sell real estate in Arizona.

At that point, you're better off just going to a strip club and buying a lap dance.