The porn dude
Montreal Escorts

Search results

  1. Smitty Jaeger-Manjenson

    Most taboo fantasy

    Married Hispanic couples do have a tendency to call each other "mami" and "papi" so yes, it's not just an age gap thing.
  2. Smitty Jaeger-Manjenson

    Most taboo fantasy

    They were rare in communist Eastern Europe, lol. From info gathered from my elders, it was mostly German porno mags. All media from the "imperialist, decadent West" had to be smuggled in, much like in modern China, piracy capital of the world. So let's just say those working girls got a lot of...
  3. Smitty Jaeger-Manjenson

    Most taboo fantasy

    Now for something much more G-rated, at least in the context of my previous entry...I have a massive fetish for sexy, busty Christian chicks. As in nothing gets me hard like a pair of big tits with a crucifix hanging over them. I've always been a very spiritual person, I was raised Christian but...
  4. Smitty Jaeger-Manjenson

    Most taboo fantasy

    By the looks of it, it was only once they were legal that they were finally able to muster up the guts to lose their V-card with the aid of a pro. To a hopelessly virginal adolescent, something like buying/renting porno in secret (remember when we'd rent that stuff?) feels like a walk in the...
  5. Smitty Jaeger-Manjenson

    Most taboo fantasy

    For what it's worth, fathers used to do that for their teenage sons back in the glorious days of Greco-Roman Antiquity. Most often a "sacred prostitute" / priestess of Aphrodite. Seen as an important rite of passage. "Gaius, my son. You are a man now. I expect you will be starting a family of...
  6. Smitty Jaeger-Manjenson

    Most taboo fantasy

    MILF incest. But only when it happens to other people. Like that infamous story where this one guy broke both his arms in like a skateboarding accident at 14 and his parents noticed that he was getting more irascible every week. They figured out it's because he hasn't been able to rub one out...
  7. Smitty Jaeger-Manjenson

    What's your definition of a perfect session with a SP?

    I have this antipathy towards her because her stage name sounds less like a porno name and more like a wrestling name. I'm like "damn bro, some female rassler could've made it big with that handle". :p For what it'd worth, if I could travel to Hongcouver and have Kianna Dior be my Asian mommy...
  8. Smitty Jaeger-Manjenson

    Have you ever met a SP that you were hyped up for but then met her & felt so disappointed?

    Addendum, this one slag who promised GFE then insisted on CBJ. I showered, I shaved, I wore clean underwear, as God is my witness there was nothing objectionable about my member. Should've walked away right then and there bur I'm too much of a sucker for fake tits that I can suck on and then...
  9. Smitty Jaeger-Manjenson

    What's your definition of a perfect session with a SP?

    btw @Skym I noticed that you have Los Pollos Hermanos as your pfp, except pfp's on this forum are so small that my brain fills in the blanks to the point where it's Squidward instead.
  10. Smitty Jaeger-Manjenson

    What's your definition of a perfect session with a SP?

    Something that contains DFK sloppy BBBJ DATO on a round, clean ass CIM
  11. Smitty Jaeger-Manjenson

    Have you ever met a SP that you were hyped up for but then met her & felt so disappointed?

    An Asian girl at XXXclusive. Definitely had more weight on her than the photos suggested (I felt catfished). Her bust also confirmed why I am a staunch fake tit supremacist (real ones are too saggy in too high a percentage of cases). At least she rode me for close to an hour before I finally...
  12. Smitty Jaeger-Manjenson

    What's your deposit stats with SPs?

    Danna @Nadya's - 1 load swallowed Katy @Nadya's - 1 load swallowed I am so obsessed with perfect, big, fake tits that I can't resist glazing them thoroughly. After so many years of tit painting, I'll be switching to CIM for that extra dollar.
  13. Smitty Jaeger-Manjenson

    How many Repeat have you done with same girl

    Hardly ever happens. But I have met Kasha (Forever, ex-Euphoria) on several occasions because the sex was just that good. I wonder if anothr gal will get me to take the same approach, I have one or two in mind but I'm keeping that secret.
  14. Smitty Jaeger-Manjenson

    Do you have a SP to-do list?

    Most urban areas nationwide have gone to pot in the last decade. Housing market in Mtl is a powder keg tho.
  15. Smitty Jaeger-Manjenson

    Do you have a SP to-do list?

    Finest peach I've ever tasted (OH BEHAVE) belonged to Nikki from Euphoria. She's on vacation until further notice, but gals from that agency do tend to take leaves of absence and return several months later.
  16. Smitty Jaeger-Manjenson

    Automated AI Agents will make the 10 pm rush to book your favourite escort obsolete

    Or perhaps the populace is experiencing AI fatigue across the board and chooses to disengage from such topics.
  17. Smitty Jaeger-Manjenson

    Automated AI Agents will make the 10 pm rush to book your favourite escort obsolete

    Better start blade running so we don't have to interact with clanker scum.
  18. Smitty Jaeger-Manjenson

    Share your weird dreams

    Me, my Ma, Owen Wilson and Ben Stiller were going to organize a bank heist. Oh, and Goku was helping us too.
  19. Smitty Jaeger-Manjenson

    Which pornstars do you wish were available as a SP?

    Vegemite and traces of Foster's.