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I'm reading through and I'm like "yeah brah, git 'er done!". And then get to the last sentence and I'm like "...fucking seriously? You're literally better off giving yourself a lubed wank than get covered oral. What, they blow half the metropolitan area?".

What I was alluding to was how the whole green movement suddenly had much of the air let out of its hot air balloon as soon as major conglomerates arrived at the conclusion that they want big-ass, polluting-ass data centers, while the AI bubble still hasn't popped yet. So much for all that...

Anyone else notice how everybody has finally shut up about global warming the moment major companies decided they needed data centers? LMAO.

You missed the heated debate in another thread as to why double anal is gay af. I'll give double blowjob a pass when it comes to having both phalluses stuffed into her mouth, because here the wiener-on-wiener contact can actually be described as incidental and brief. :P

The accelerationist scenario has good chances to ultimately lead to either Terminator or Dune (Butlerian Jihad). You posit that AI has no inherent rational motivation to exterminate biological humans, but it can easily come to the conclusion "humans are destructive parasites, they need to be...

I can't stop thinking about this chick I used to train/go to the gym with. I have the full run of the finest ladies of the evening in Montreal, I can dip the wick whenever I please. Yet I'm still stuck on this one short girl. With her great butt. I asked her out, she left me on "Seen", no...

This is the darkest timeline. No checks and balances built into the software so people know they're watching something fake.

Because the subject of VHS tapes got brought up, slightly humorous experience that I've still kept alive in my memory all these years. When I was still a teen, there were two video rental stores near my apartment. A Blockbuster (where I'd rent all my video games) and a local mom & pop store (no...

Une fois, j'ai vu une demoiselle qui utilisait le nom La_Blue_Puppet. Me suis dit "sweet, elle connait c'est quoi La Blue Girl, une petite perverse comme moi hehe". Mais son truc etait pas mal trop sado-maso, so I pussied out. o_O

"Smitty Werben Jaegermann-Jansson, he was number 1!"

Le plus memorable de cette toune-la...il rit EXACTEMENT comme Super Mario, le mec. :D

Nah, mane. If I ever get cashed up, I'm flying my ass to Asia to search for the future Mrs. Jaeger-Manjenson. My current finances allow me to partake in "hobbying", a notable upgrade would allow for the unlikely dream of settling down.

My paradox: I love books but dislike reading, because my eyesight is poor (still need one more eye operation so that both eyes are able to see properly without glasses/contacts) and they tend to dry up when reading for extended periods of time. So my fix is listening to audiobooks. I enjoy...

This one stripper at Club Downtown. Absolutely massive but hard as cement. Therefore counterintuitive, like being endowed with a monster phallus of 12 inches that always stays flaccid.

Lisant tout ca, je me demande si qqun a deja vu une "Alice_CaGlisse" comme dans la toune de Francky Vincent.

For the clients, whoever does the booking at Forever is an absolute sweetheart. THIS is customer service.

"Depending on their policy, too many cancelations may result in you being banned from service" Note the caveat "too many". If one is too many, I can expect better customer service at my shady-ass laundromat.

They say that black don't crack...then yellow has all the other colors beat, :P

Maybe a portion of them are really hard up for money. The pornographic industry pays male actors peanuts in the context of how much the female actors receive, but gay actors get a notably higher paycheque.

Big OOF moment right there. o_O Let's just put it this way...I am very conscientious about my rectal hygiene, I make a point of being squeaky-clean "down there". Because I can't imagine anything more revolting than to spend all day sitting in my own filth. A little bit of a paradox, I am...