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  1. Smitty Jaeger-Manjenson

    The Bitching thread

    LOL you specify "incidental" friction. Except that in the sex act being discussed, it's anything but incidental, it's prolonged. Maybe you haven't seen double anal, in which case you really aren't missing much. But suffice it to say, if I feel an attraction to women's breasts, I'm rubbing my...
  2. Smitty Jaeger-Manjenson

    How important is cim/cof/cob to you?

    Those are rarer now, used to be common back in Nadya VIP's days.
  3. Smitty Jaeger-Manjenson

    The Bitching thread

    I said discomfort, not damage. Nuance worth noting, whether we're talking psychologic or physical. Again it's not the proximity. It's the friction. "Are women automatic lesbians if they have a threesome with a man and their boobs or pussy happen to touch each other?" Potentially. The sexual...
  4. Smitty Jaeger-Manjenson

    The Bitching thread

    LOL can't locate the exact video right now but my mind jumped to a Charles Manson interview about how during the 60's, when they'd have a lot of those orgies, Charles wouldn't fixate on if he'd zero in on a woman or a man and just "went with the flow". Makes you wonder if him and Creed ran in...
  5. Smitty Jaeger-Manjenson

    The Bitching thread

    I singled out double anal intercourse, you won 't find that in "mainstream" porno but in:"extreme" porno. Threesomes and gangbangs are in a separate category as there's no male contact, the act I specified is rare as it would cause a non-negligible amount of discomfort to both the female...
  6. Smitty Jaeger-Manjenson

    The Bitching thread

    A comment of mine on a certain website, involving heterosexual content, was downvoted because it stated that double anal is gay AF. Well fella, sorry to break it to you but if you're cool with the idea of your phallus rubbing against another man's phallus in some woman's bunghole...I think I'll...
  7. Smitty Jaeger-Manjenson

    The Bitching thread

    Why does he look like Bibi Netanyahu but from India?
  8. Smitty Jaeger-Manjenson

    The Bitching thread

    Is Firefox retarded? Its thesaurus does not recognize the word "film". FILM! It offers to correct to "milf". Has its codified brain been ruined by internet porno?
  9. Smitty Jaeger-Manjenson

    Most taboo fantasy

    Me and the bois at work were shooting the shit on break. Mr. Man up and decides "OK bois, round table discussion, drop your weirdest sexual fetish". Me: "Japanese tentacle monsters." Guy: "Of course SMITTY would say that!" Seems like I'm typecast as the resident weirdo. v0v
  10. Smitty Jaeger-Manjenson

    What's the worst recent movie you've seen?

    I believe that Nolan displayed a master class of trolling everyone. The casting of Helen of Troy was ragebait, all publicity is good publicity, and it ultimately led to what exactly? The character being used largely as window dressing and the actress being led around by the nose with the notion...
  11. Smitty Jaeger-Manjenson

    What's the worst recent movie you've seen?

    You vill consume ze slop and you vill be happy. I'd say the most entertaining part of the whole movie was when the crew wandered onto the island that had already advanced to the Middle Ages and they get ROFLstomped by the giant knights in plate armor. :^) "Welcome to Medieval times, bitch!"
  12. Smitty Jaeger-Manjenson

    Why is it considered taboo to pay for a SP

    Honestly, I think along the same lines as you but need to practice discretion as to with whom I'm able to be that sincere.
  13. Smitty Jaeger-Manjenson

    The Bitching thread

    Don't give me ideas. :eek:
  14. Smitty Jaeger-Manjenson

    The Bitching thread

    If this is set aside as "the bitching thread", I am going to bitch about skunks. I am usually an animal lover. But in urban areas, skunks should be KOS (kill on sight).
  15. Smitty Jaeger-Manjenson

    Would you participate in a blowbang?

    Bro, t'es en manque lol. Rub one out. :p But getting back into serious mode...I really would not say no. Two considerations are to be taken into account: participation fee and privacy. Specifically, would it be private event or filmed? If filmed, automatic deal breaker,
  16. Smitty Jaeger-Manjenson

    The Asian service provider in Montreal

    Too bad none of them are Kianna Dior.
  17. Smitty Jaeger-Manjenson

    Why is it considered taboo to pay for a SP

    -Typical accusations of escorts facilitating adultery and/or spreading STD's. Fall apart after scrutiny as the exact same accusations can be levied against those engaging in casual sex/hook-ups. -Possibility of some girls being victims of sexual trafficking. -Envious females who resent escorts...
  18. Smitty Jaeger-Manjenson

    How important is cim/cof/cob to you?

    COB is usually my default as I'm obsessed with big tits. Especially enhanced. CIM is a major bonus. Especially if she keeps stroking/sucking after and sends you into convulsions, next best feeling to creampie (which is only an option with GF/wife). COF is few and far between, you can count the...
  19. Smitty Jaeger-Manjenson

    The Nostalgia Thread: What do you miss about the past? (Non-SW related)

    Old flat was being sprayed for bugs. Not one but two motels right down the street, figured renting a room would be easy. They stopped just short of requesting a full background check on me to rent a room for one night, I was taken aback to say the least.
  20. Smitty Jaeger-Manjenson

    Rant @ Euphoria

    To that I reply with the sayings "One door closes, another door opens" and "A fool and his money are soon parted". I'll take being seen as poor over having "more dollars than sense", feel free to front if you want.