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I feel like it would be really difficult to get a good thrust happening in a weightless environment.

I would like to volunteer for this. Because science.

Clean is important but I'd like to stress the importance of NOT spraying cologne down there. Spray a little in your mouth to get an idea of why, and then report back to the thread. After that, I'm happy with any kind of minor or major manscaping, but please don't ask me to lick hairy balls.

I really hate bright lights shining in my eyes, but I'm also in a love/hate relationship with my body. Strangely, being an SP has improved how I see myself, and I'm less self-conscious, and more lights-on.

I'm a try-anything-once kind of gal, and by that I mean going to the Royalmount.

jfc I came here to say something stupid and now I want to bleach my eyeballs.

ppfffff #teamchocolatine

Here's the link if anyone is interested: https://archipel.uqam.ca/15961/ For some reason yours doesn't go to the right place @AnthonyAnderson

There were actually two of these idiots last night so maybe one was a dealer and the other was running low lol

I don't know where the fuck you want to go at 1am Saturday night/Sunday morning that you need to weave in and out of traffic on the Décarie at 150 km/h?! If it's Laval, it's just not worth it bro. Also maybe lay off of the stimulants.

Please tell me more about secret surprises between the legs

I had to get towed on that strip because of a flat tire (and no, no the car does not come with a dummy/donut). I tried to convince the guy to just fill the tire and let me get closer to home, I also asked him if he had a spare that I could borrow... finally he was just like "ma'am? do you have...

I think you'll find that there are many of us here and various other places https://www.indycompanion.com/

Heading east or west? I mean, both are bad. Also the 40 itself from the Decarie heading west, I learned quickly to avoid the middle lane. Also, every. fucking. time. I come home in an intact vehicle with air in the tires, it's like I won a video game.

Avoid the Dorval circle at all costs

I ate half a bag of mini pepperoni and half a bag of chips for supper last night around midnight.

Gas is a cunt hair away from being 2$/L Chips are 7$ a bag. I'm going to start adding fuel surcharges like the shipping companies.

Ok but this literally happens to me on a regular basis. fuckbanana1977 is the best, but he got cum in my hair so I sent him home early last time. ETA: This post came from a sudden urge to shitpost for no real reason. Please judge me on my hilariousness and amazing ass.