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What frustrates me the most about this thread is the focus on HIV and the fact that most are almost completely ignoring all the other STIs out there. Many of which, while not being deadly (OK untreated syphilis is deadly but it is curable with penicillin) can be cause other serious health...

I ate lunch once at the one in GFP. The food was OK, not better that that. Overpriced IMHO. ...and the girls did not impress me at all. Service was barely passable. Will not go back. Ronnie, Naughtylady

Solution simple: start with a bath or shower together! :D Not only does it take care of any odour issues,(and on a hot humid Montreal day sweat happens for everybody) but it is a wonderful way to create some "instant intimacy". Ronnie, Naughtylady

With that attitude I hope you done expect your GF to blow you! Sort of what is good for the goose is good for the gander. Ronnie, Naughtylady

I will try to explain: Blow jobs are a major part of our business. If we did not give them we would be out of business. If we want to keep something special for our boyfriends, for our personal life, the only thing we can save is DFK. That said, personally I find that DFK can be a wonderful...

It is possible to negotiate a reasonable flat rate fee for an afternoon together with an SP. Especially an indy as she does not have an agency managing her time. Do some homework. Decide who seems like a lady you would find interesting on a personal level, come up with a budget and make...

you mean aside from the obvious things like catching a cold or flu or mono or the like? how about herpes (that is what cold sores are you know) should I continue or stop here? Ronnie, Naughtylady

You are so right! I would take a guy who has more self control and knows how to satisfy a woman with a small penis than a guy whose only thing going for him is size any day! Moreover too big is no good either! It hits the cervix and that is painful, I rather a guy get enthusiastic (as in...

I have met men who were extremely large and extremely small. On average, most clients are well average. Penis size is not normally why most men come to see us. Some do see us because they are insecure, but that insecurity could be about anything. BTW, I have met many normally sized...

The angry wife was new to me... instead of complaining why don't you share some more of your jokes with us? Ronnie, Naughtylady

What I scream in French: (and I do scream in French from time to time: too many French boyfriends and lovers over the years!) Leche-moi/mange-moi! Remplie-ma chatte aven ton queue! J'aime ca quand tes gosses me frappe! Plus fort! Plus vite! Baise-moi! oui, OUI, OUI, OUI, OUI...

I have seen this guy a couple of times before. He called me from work to make the appointment; then ended up having to work late... or at least that is the story he gave me. Maybe I should have told him about the pizza! Ronnie, Naughtylady

I just had a client cancel on me half an hour before our date. I was verifying my directions on mapquest at the time. I must thank him for cancelling however because MOST just do not answer when I call to say I am ready and on my way. He had confirmed only 2 hours before that by phone...

Angry Wife Angry Wife A man left from work one Friday afternoon. But, being payday, instead of going home, he stayed out the entire weekend partying with the boys and spending his entire paycheck. When He finally appeared at home, Sunday Night, he was confronted by a very angry wife and...

This is such b@ll$h!t. A true hobbiest is always horny! Imagine an SP saying the same thing! LOL Ronnie, Naughtylady

Hmmm what started out as a joke is now making me think of a pizza delivery PSE special. You know where the delivery person shows up and is hot and sexy and you end up getting on on as a tip.... or maybe I have seen too much porn over the years! Ronnie, Naughtylady

More often than not if a cancellation happens with me it is the client being a no show That said I have had to cancel at the last minute at times: My period: I am not on The Pill so my periods are not quite as regular as clock work! Some clients prefer to reschedule or see someone else...

Great Truths About Growing Old Great Truths About Growing Old 1) Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional. 2) Forget the health food. I need all the preservatives I can get. 3) When you fall down, you wonder what else you can do while you're down there. 4) You're getting old...

Breadman>>>> I have prescription sunglasses now :cool: Ronnie, Naughtylady

You selfish bastard! Deprive the other guests of her her orgasmic sounds! Now they will have to pay for porn! LOL Ronnie, Naughtylady